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2025 game Week 1, #1 Texas @ #3 Ohio State - What the Fuck is a Buckeye?

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    just in case you are not aware of the circumstances and facts regarding this topic..... the date for saturday's game, 30 august 2025, was contracted 2 years ago during the negotiations between Te

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    Why the fuck not. 

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3 minutes ago, ztejas said:

I miss shooting meth but I'm glad I stopped. My crack cocaine and malt liquor will do just fine. 

Man, I envy you. I couldn't find a coke dealer if I offered my asshole to an inmate. And why would you shoot meth? Just smoke it like the rest of the classy people. There's no need to put holes in your beautiful skin. 

Corso headgear for the final time 🤘🏻🤘🏻🤘🏻🤘🏻🤘🏻

 

big ups to the band giving the horns 

 

sorry Lee you’re wrong 

I posted a roster and depth chart earlier in the thread, but posting again since they're kind of buried now.

There are quite a few projected depth charts posted by media orgs with multiple discrepancies between them. This is my best assertation of it and while I'm sure it isn't precise, it has all the important players we're likely to see at their positions. For those not on the depth chart, refer to the roster.

Two names I didn't include on the depth chart (due to space constraints, wanted it to fit a single page) who might see playing time according to Gerry of OTF are:

  • #28 Santana Wilson, DB Fr-RS
  • #15 Justus Terry, DL Fr-HS

I've posted these in the roster thread and I'll also do so in the game thread. The roster is 3 pages vs 5 of the official roster I imported the data from. I've added a jpg of the depth chart as well as the pdf for those who might prefer that on their phones, and I've corrected two minor flaws on the depth chart (not material ones, but couldn't leave them be).

 

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2025 Texas Football Roster.pdf Texas Depth Chart vs Ohio State Buckeyes - Game 1_2025.pdf

Huh. Corso picked fOSU. Well I'm shocked. 🙄

Anyway, enjoy your retirement, Lee. I loved you since I was a kid. Nothing but the best from me. 

1 hour ago, UTGrad98 said:

Any reports of hotels alarms or fake bomb threats at 3am??? That's always a pregame worry for me in these stupid ass cities.

I still expect the air-conditioning to "magically fail" in Baton Rouge in the hotel, the locker room, or both, on our next trip there, despite lsu's false claims that their locker room AC didn't work for our last game with them in DKR.

A bunch of those fuckers still go on and on about it.  Lulz.

There was no chance he was going to pick Texas. 

1 minute ago, William Bludworth said:

Huh. Corso picked fOSU. Well I'm shocked. 🙄

Anyway, enjoy your retirement, Lee. I loved you since I was a kid. Nothing but the best from me. 

Now he can get back to telling Burt Reynolds stories.

Just now, UTEE97 said:

There was no chance he was going to pick Texas. 

Lol. Not one. Anyone who expected it were either tarded or aggie because BOMC

10 minutes ago, Majorcholas said:

Which one of you whizbang young kids is gonna be a darling and post a stream for this dinosaur?

 

Just now, BachelorTrek said:

Now he can get back to telling Burt Reynolds stories.

It's still crazy to think Burt played football at FSU. I bet that mustache gave so many rides before he was famous. 

3 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

Hope they bury Corso in that mascot head.

His whole body might fit in it. 

1 hour ago, SL Xpress said:

Why? 1984 to 1986 was the beginning of the end. Very akin to 2010 to 2013. I don't want to appear ungrateful, but it is what it is. 1984 to 1997 and 2010 to 2022 were our dark periods. Those were the coaches during those periods. Akers earned his right to be on that list. 

It was, but I take into account the work before 1984.     McWilliams and John Mack was a true rollercoaster with more dips than highs.  

Texas 35

suckeyes 24

I hate that Fox puts their big game at noon, but this is a fucking fantastic kickoff to the season. 

1 hour ago, Dbeasy said:

Holy shit they just showed Arch throwing in pre-game and I’ve never seen a quicker release in my life. 

I bet your Wife has :D

4 minutes ago, William Bludworth said:

It's still crazy to think Burt played football at FSU. I bet that mustache gave so many rides before he was famous. 

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No mustache then, and Corso had the expensive convertible car, that he let Burt drive because it was a chick magnet.  Lulz.

If this were at night, I may be hesitant, but daytime? Nah. Texas gonna roll. 

Just now, BachelorTrek said:

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No mustache then, and Corso had the expensive convertible car, that he let Burt drive because it was a chick magnet.  Lulz.

No mustache, no problem for Burt lol. Man is pussy magnet. 

2 minutes ago, heso said:

I hate that Fox puts their big game at noon, but this is a fucking fantastic kickoff to the season. 

Yes, I agree.

Only losers play at noon.

Fox can't change that, no matter what they do or say.

God dammit I forgot I’m going to have to hear Gus say “world famous” 1000 fucking times. 

About 15 years ago I was staying at the Millennium hotel in Manhattan the week of the Heisman award, and Lee Corso was staying there. He was wondering the lobby lost, not sure if this was when he first has his stroke issues, but I am amazed he has been on this long. Don't care who he picks, he is great, and I will miss him. 

Defense is the story, as I expected.
I don’t like the story.

The Bon Aire ain’t a bad place to watch, though.

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Thank the lord for Livingstone, our only clutch player.  

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That’s as bad a fucking game as I’ve ever seen a UT QB have. Disgusting. 
I think it will be fine. Eventually. But that was absolutely disgusting. 

Sark is asssssss.

Fuck that choke job ass clown.

 

Let the excuses begin.

 

5 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

That’s as bad a fucking game as I’ve ever seen a UT QB have. Disgusting. 
I think it will be fine. Eventually. But that was absolutely disgusting. 

lol are you purposely forgetting about the Tyrone Swoopes experience? 

That defense tho.

Next 3 games should be good for Arch for needed experience and to get in a rhythm.

On 8/25/2025 at 4:51 PM, Hookem2147 said:

In the last 2 years, he's won at Bama, at Michigan, won against all 3 of our biggest historical rivals, is 9-0 on the road, won a conference title, and won 2 playoff games.

What do you consider big games? Rivalry games? Playoff games? Ranked matchups? It can't only be if you lose, because if we lost to OU or Clemson or A&M last year, some people would be trying to include that in their "big game losses", so if you are going to do that, it has to count as a big game win.

Do you understand now?

5 minutes ago, Revolution512 said:

Do you understand now?

Must be the first coach in the sports history to ever lose a big game.

No, I don’t understand. If you are letting 1 game influence your opinion, it was a shitty opinion to begin with.

2 minutes ago, Hookem2147 said:

Must be the first coach in the sports history to ever lose a big game.

No, I don’t understand. If you are letting 1 game influence your opinion, it was a shitty opinion to begin with.

No, you’re just unable to see what’s happening in front of your face

5 hours ago, Noozak said:

lol are you purposely forgetting about the Tyrone Swoopes experience? 

How could we forget when it's exactly what we watched today?

On 8/28/2025 at 10:43 PM, closetojumping said:

If Parker Livingstone is one of our "best pieces", light the cigarettes now, boys, because we are well and truly fucked. 

Anyone got a light?

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