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2025 game Week 1, #1 Texas @ #3 Ohio State - What the Fuck is a Buckeye?

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2 hours ago, SL Xpress said:

...Fred Akers, David McWilliams, John Mackovic. There's definitely a list.

……South Austin’s Florida girlfriend, my first wife, my wife…..

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    Why the fuck not. 

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Was he considerate & gentle? Was he cute? Was he clean?

If he’s clean let him in.

At the DFW lounge and plenty of Buckeyes waiting to fly out tonight.

 

Nice! 

🤘  🤘  🤘 

 

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4 minutes ago, ZB'Tejas said:


If he’s clean let him in.

At the DFW lounge and plenty of Buckeyes waiting to fly out tonight.

That lounge was packed when I was there in March.

3 hours ago, Wulaw Horn said:

I know Hag will be worried about rat poison after what I think is about to happen happens. 

parcellls only applies in the future perfect

if your feels turn out to be true, we will be what our record says we are, with wormsign the likes of which even God has never seen

2 hours ago, Red Five said:

Remember that time Ryan Day became Captain of the Enterprise when Picard was captured by the Borg?

Will Riker is not a pederast

3 hours ago, BurntEyes said:

Tell me a fan base, not just college football and not just the US that is more willing to eat their own than the Texas. Russia, China, Brazil and Columbia. That's the global list as they will murder and disappear folks but behing that...maybe Raiders and Yankees. I think those are the only rivals.

Philly fans are fing ruthless to their teams.

5 hours ago, SL Xpress said:

Rural Georgia is a special place. 

Having one of those troglodytes bark at you is something special. It's like they caught rabies.

I would say Alabama is the most sane, rational, educated fan base in general. They're having a moment after the retirement of Saban and of course they're going to be full of themselves in different ways, but I do believe they're more rational about their team than Georgia fans are. And there's no inferiority complex whatsoever, while everyone in the SEC other than Bama has some of that going on, whether they admit it or not.

Ohio State fans are just plain delusional. I honestly believe that comes from never having any real downturns. When your delusions are validated every year, not only is it difficult to recognize them as such...but are they even delusions any more?

Anyway, we're well on our way to being most hated in this conference with a bullet. Just need to win at a high rate for a couple of years and it will be complete. We're practically there as it is.

I’ve spent a bit of time in rural Georgia.  Not pleasant. It was basically like driving a doom loop around the red dirt of Bastrop.  LBJ and his war on poverty missed that area by a mile.  

3 hours ago, Newy25 said:


What the fuck is an Eddrick Houston?

First experience with a Buckeye fan went way better than expected.

You're usually pretty informed - their star DL.

Also, Buckeye fans that can afford to travel regularly are pretty cool. I'm friends with plenty of them. The townies are baaaad.

29 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Also, Buckeye fans that can afford to travel regularly are pretty cool.

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29 minutes ago, texifornia said:

You're usually pretty informed - their star DL.

Also, Buckeye fans that can afford to travel regularly are pretty cool. I'm friends with plenty of them. The townies are baaaad.


So far all of my interactions have been positive. The bars on Grandview are pretty nice and the locals there went out of their way to introduce themselves and welcome us. This despite my extremely poor condition. 

Just now, William Bludworth said:

I must be confused...aggy says we're poor, and I don't see them on the list. 

Stupid sip, they're too valuable to be on the list 

1 hour ago, Hagbard Celine said:

parcellls only applies in the future perfect

if your feels turn out to be true, we will be what our record says we are, with wormsign the likes of which even God has never seen

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54 minutes ago, William Bludworth said:

I must be confused...aggy says we're poor, and I don't see them on the list. 

^^^ "confused"?  oh, no... it's not you.  however, there is indeed much confusion whenever one tries to rationalize aggy logic...

46 minutes ago, MirrOlure said:

Preparation is the key…

 

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^^^ may i inquire, where did you get the totally cool LONGHORN paper plates?  those are unique and awesome.  HOOK'EM!

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^^^ the EYES of TEXAS are UPON YOU.  HOOK'EM!

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Man let’s fucking go already.  Hitting the sack waking up to a 9am longhorn game

 let’s fucking gooooo

 

texas fight from the west coast 

9 hours ago, Steelers Roll Left said:

It will be easy to look past The Buckeyes w/ San Jose State coming to town next week

SJSU driving, trying to kick a game winning field goal against CMU

4 hours ago, Getafix said:

 

Nice! 

🤘  🤘  🤘 

 

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Wonder which one is Owens' dad?

That's a cool pic, I didn't think the families hung out like that. 

Also, really happy to see futureman was able to make it there too. 

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Owens’ dad might be handy to have in the group while navigating Columbus in Texas gear.

7 minutes ago, Billy Pilgrim said:

SJSU driving, trying to kick a game winning field goal against CMU

Never mind, kick blocked. They’ll be 0-1 coming to Austin 

57 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Man let’s fucking go already.  Hitting the sack waking up to a 9am longhorn game

 let’s fucking gooooo

 

texas fight from the west coast 

Checking in from MB

3 hours ago, swoosh said:

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^^^ the EYES of TEXAS are UPON YOU.  HOOK'EM!

Didn't realize CJ Baxter cut his hair off. It's game time, let's fucking go!

This is some bullshit. Seven more hours. I am, however, glad I broke down and packed a long sleeved shirt. 

6 hours ago, swoosh said:

^^^ may i inquire, where did you get the totally cool LONGHORN paper plates?  those are unique and awesome.  HOOK'EM!

Wife got them at Sue Patrick in Austin. Reusable melamine. 🤘🏼

Get thee behind me, Ryan Day!
In nomine Patris,et Filil, et Spiritus Sancti.

Hook’Em

 

24 minutes ago, MirrOlure said:

Wife got them at Sue Patrick in Austin. Reusable melamine. 🤘🏼

^^^ @MirrOlure BIG THANK U my cool pal.  i will check out their website and place an order.  those are TOOOOOOO COOOOOOOL.  HOOK'EM!  

21 minutes ago, TejasPedro said:

Get thee behind me, Ryan Day!
In nomine Patris,et Filil, et Spiritus Sancti.

Evidently Mr. Ringo's an educated man. 

4 hours ago, Atticus said:

Didn't realize CJ Baxter cut his hair off. It's game time, let's fucking go!

It might be a contract year for him, too.

The OP’s question, what the fuck is a buckeye? 
 

THIS: A buckeye in the making…. 

 

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