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Currently 660 users viewing a day old site at 10am on a Monday.

OP Username clearly doesn't check out.

Edited by Captain Ron

I have a job. It's telling cunts like you to leave me the fuck alone. 

I only look at shaggy/surly when I’m at my job funny enough

Most of us are far enough along in our career not to have someone looking over our shoulder.

Just now, F250 said:

Most of us are far enough along in our career not to have someone looking over our shoulder.

This. 

I was terrified when they shut down the old site.  How am I going to explain my new productivity to my boss?

I was on track to be an executive then something happened in 2008...yada yada... I’m a procrastinating manager twisting off on the internet. 

I'm "dead" (wink, wink, nudge, nudge) so I have plenty of time on my hands, thank you very much.

17 minutes ago, DaysOff said:

Currently 660 users viewing a day old site at 10am on a Monday.

Well yeah... This is when I go to the shitter.

I still feel insecure about the new digs. I still don't know which board is which. Sucks that we cant use some of the old names. 

 

Just now, bongos55 said:

I still feel insecure about the new digs. I still don't know which board is which. Sucks that we cant use some of the old names. 

 

At least your tites are the same.

24 minutes ago, DaysOff said:

Currently 660 users viewing a day old site at 10am on a Monday.

 

4 minutes ago, Radical Larry said:

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Quoting for added emphasis. 

i get paid per post.  check my contract

What, are we going to waste time on the weekend?  That is the time to be productive around the house.

 

1 minute ago, 1978horn said:

What, are we going to waste time on the weekend?  That is the time to be productive around the house.

 

Week end?  What is a week end?

10 minutes ago, Radical Larry said:

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I agree with this post. 

OP is still waiting to make assistant manager, to start making the big bucks.

I actually just skipped a meeting so I could meet a proposal deadline tomorrow. I immediately came here and started fucking off. 

6 minutes ago, Patricio Swayze said:

I actually just skipped a meeting so I could meet a proposal deadline tomorrow. I immediately came here and started fucking off. 

What if - and believe me this is hypothetical - but what if you were offered some kind of a stock option equity sharing program. Would that do anything for you?

3 minutes ago, South Austin said:

What if - and believe me this is hypothetical - but what if you were offered some kind of a stock option equity sharing program. Would that do anything for you?

I don’t know. I guess. Listen, I’m gonna go. It’s been really nice talking to both of you guys. 

4 hours ago, Cheeseweasel said:

This is my job. Fuck you, pay me.

My job is to observe him on his job.

5 minutes ago, phdhorn said:

My job is to observe him on his job.

They don't pay you enough.

2 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

They don't pay you enough.

This proves I have a job even more than a Rocko pay stub!

Working from home has its perks.  

Too tired to work. This takes less effort.

Slow day at work. Hell, who am I kidding, even if it was really busy I'd still be on here.

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