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4 hours ago, DaysOff said:

Currently 660 users viewing a day old site at 10am on a Monday.

What the fuck do you mean, "you people?"

I have people skills.  I am good at dealing with people.

Some of us are to scared to open this forum at work - especially after seeing what happened to the old site over the weekend

Not only do I have a job but I managed to read/post on this board throughout 7 different meetings today, 4 of which I presented at.

Learn to multi-task!

I'm still adjusting to this newfangled site.  It ain't sittin' right with me.  If this leads to me being more productive, we'll know the terrorists have won.  Thanks a lot bin Laden.

I actually was very productive today as I didn't spend as much time on this site since it's still slightly in a transition phase.  Hopefully this thing is running full steam as I would much rather prefer wasting my time reading you dumbasses argue over stupid shit... like which chola is barely skinny enough to fuck.

I am my own boss so effectively stealing from myself

1 minute ago, Washpark said:

I am my own boss so effectively stealing from myself

 

Every village needs a idiot, but even though the applications were many and the competition was tough... I won.

1 minute ago, Armybrat said:

Every village needs a idiot, but even though the applications were many and the competition was tough... I won.

Awesome someone finally posted the url upside down so you could read it!

1 hour ago, SMUlawUTgrad said:

All of us are filthy lawyers. 

Fify. Also a lawyer.

I do and I had no idea this was going on till recently,  found out  from vic's pof thread

On 3/26/2018 at 5:29 PM, Washpark said:

I am my own boss so effectively stealing from myself

Same.  

On 3/26/2018 at 10:44 AM, Nick Diaz said:

OP is still waiting to make assistant manager, to start making the big bucks.

but now, see, he’s washing lettuce. soon he’ll be on fries, then the grill...

Technically I have a job, but I still have a lot of liquor.

9 hours ago, BurntOrangeSatire, LLC said:

I got laid off in December and recently lost the shag so let's just consider everyone's FEELINGS here. 

Feelings Board. 

I don't have a job.  I have a career.

 

On 3/26/2018 at 7:29 PM, Washpark said:

I am my own boss so effectively stealing from myself

are you the old washpark?

I am a multitasker.  I can post, work, and talk on the phone at the same time - all at a marginally-acceptable level.

On 3/26/2018 at 10:12 AM, Cheeseweasel said:

This is my job. Fuck you, pay me.

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2 hours ago, DaggerHorns said:

If we’re talking hand jobs....No, I haven’t had one of those in awhile.

Speaking of... Who here has been given either a hand job or a BJ while posting on the shag/surly?

 

 

2 hours ago, hayden_horn said:

are you the old washpark?

New username for me so no.

I'm a CPA/tax accountant, so slow time of the year for me. Lots of time for surfing.

I work for myself. I pay people to do the job so that I can fuck off on here with you dildos. 

1 hour ago, F250 said:

Speaking of... Who here has been given either a hand job or a BJ while posting on the shag/surly?

 

 

Rocko has. He told me to suck his dick one time after I pointed out his mental handicap. I don’t swing that way tho. NTTAWWT

I own my own tree washing business.  I don't answer to the man.

I am paid to give truck stop handjobs.  It's great work, but the workload is up and down.

Gives me time to post here regularly.

On 3/26/2018 at 10:11 AM, DaysOff said:

Currently 660 users viewing a day old site at 10am on a Monday.

Did you not know that it was Monday that many people would finally find out what went down on the site not to be named over the weekend.

I bang 10's for a living. going through a dry spell right now. I've got all the time in the world. 

yes. and it doesn't let me see the lulz. 

Now that surly is on tapa, my work production can go back to normal

Most of us are far enough along in our career not to have someone looking over our shoulder.


Most? At least 1 in 3 of these lowlifes stalk homeless guys playing the odds on which ones are likely to be arrested.

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