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15 hours ago, Errestaurants said:

I bang 10's for a living. going through a dry spell right now. I've got all the time in the world. 

Bang 3 3's and a 1 and you can still keep pace.

Who doesn’t post while working? iPhones have been around awhile

my job is the only place i post from.  you think i would spend time here otherwise?

What’s a job?

39 minutes ago, Vic said:

What’s a job?

Prices vary from city to city.

Does posting from the plane while flying for work count?

Does posting from the plane while flying for work count?

I’ll allow it.

Work internet is locked down and no cell service in the building. Have to go outside to use my personal phone.


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I thought most everyone here was a bored attorney.

On 3/29/2018 at 10:38 PM, Eskimohorn said:

 


Most? At least 1 in 3 of these lowlifes stalk homeless guys playing the odds on which ones are likely to be arrested.

 

You could have complained about the Death Contest thread but you chose the homeless one.

what are the odds?!?!?

4 hours ago, dutchmaster said:

slumlord

Do you ever trade rent for chon chon?

 

On 3/26/2018 at 10:11 AM, DaysOff said:

Currently 660 users viewing a day old site at 10am on a Monday.

It's part of my physical therapy dammit.

On 4/3/2018 at 11:57 PM, F250 said:

Do you ever trade rent for chon chon?

 

I prefer to avoid venereal diseases. I do accept bitcoin or shitcoins.

I teach part-time at Alamance Junior College, English 101 and Beginning Composition.

On 4/5/2018 at 8:27 PM, dutchmaster said:

I prefer to avoid venereal diseases. I do accept bitcoin or shitcoins.

Sending you 7 doge as we speak

On 3/31/2018 at 8:20 AM, SA_Horn said:

Does posting from the plane while flying for work count?

You’re a stewardess?

I know you don't smoke weed, I know this; but I'm gonna get you high today, 'cause it's Friday; you ain't got no job and you ain't got shit to do.

I thought most everyone here was a bored attorney.


I would have went with “unemployed”, but I wouldn’t be surprised to find out that a lot of them are charging clients for time spent on surly.
On 3/26/2018 at 10:32 AM, burntorangebongos said:

I still feel insecure about the new digs. I still don't know which board is which. Sucks that we cant use some of the old names. 

 

I thank our justice system every day that your avatar isn’t property of Eskimo Hut. 

I get paid to examine small vaginas yet I still make time to read postings from this fine establishment. Bully!

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Yes...

HVAC Technician, completed the course & upon graduation my transportation went kaputz...

So I then took a student ASE mechanics class, and upon graduation was told "you need experience"

So it's the long road home for me, in hoping to someday have my own shop for HVAC, while dabbling in automotive repairs (at home)...

On 4/6/2018 at 5:30 PM, Bojack said:

I teach part-time at Alamance Junior College, English 101 and Beginning Composition.

Thank you for your service in educating society for the betterment of our nation & youth's future...

Posting on this site and taking dumps at work makes my job bearable. 

 

boss-makes-a-dollar-i-make-a-dime-t-hats

On 4/12/2018 at 11:43 PM, beer said:

I get paid to examine small vaginas yet I still make time to read postings from this fine establishment. Bully!

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Posting on the company dime/time makes the job tolerable at least.

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