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2 hours ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Svitolina is getting destroyed by Bondar. 


 

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that one chick from orange is the new black is about to beat this tall homeless guy on ashe.

Kostyuk has choked away a few five match points now to the brit, Boulter

fun fact: the guy who ran against Lloyd Bentsen for senate, the year Bentsen ran for VP alongside whoever the fuck it was (Dukakis?), was also named Boulter.

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Yep, she has. 

But her ass has looked amazing doing it. Her dress is top notch! Doing Ukraine 🇺🇦 proud!!

Just now, Napoleon said:

Yep, she has. 

But her ass has looked amazing doing it. Her dress is top notch! Doing Ukraine 🇺🇦 proud!!

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33 minutes ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Dani v. Cristian now, another easy on the eyes. 

Court?

F.A.A. Is about to play a Brit named Billy Harris who is wearing Adidas clothes and ASICS shoes

What?!?!

5 minutes ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Krueger v. Sofia now, interesting kit on Ashlyn. 

It’s that Y-3 Japanese designer that adidas is working with.

Pegula wore the same thing last night. Looks like shit. 

Learner Tien wore a plain white Y-3 getup Sunday because he was on world television playing Novak, but he’s not normally a Y-3 athlete, whatever that means. 

23 minutes ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Coco survives. 

Survives is a good word to describe it.  She better pick up her play, and quickly.

1 hour ago, perfectchaos007 said:

Coco has been playing like a top 50 player since winning the French 

That’s because her game is best suited for clay. Grass and Cincinnati’s fast court really bring out her weaknesses. 

That said, there were points in every game where a typical opponent wouldn’t have gotten to a ball, but Coco did and the rally went another 2 to 8 shots. She puts so much pressure on her opponents to really go for their shots and hit them at sharp angles. 

Other than a couple of games, I'm finding a lot of these early-round women's matches unwatchable. At this level, feels like players should NOT be double-faulting or having so many unforced errors.

John Isner looks like he has two broken ankles as he sits in a chair that is too small for him in the ESPN 3 host interview with Jessica Pegula.

All because Townsend didn't do the stupid handwave apology when a shot dropped in after clipping the net. Boo fucking hoo

On one hand, Ostapenko calling Taylor uneducated was extremely rude, but then moments later Taylor commented that New York was "outside the US". That was obviously a slip up, but she was cooking until that part

 

 

 

what is wrong with Gauff now?  its like every match there is some crisis, they have to talk about.  for someone who has won 2 Grand Slams she is mentally fragile.

14 minutes ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Amanda smoked Joint in the 2nd. 

When the last ball popped up and Amanda moved around to hit it with her backhand (maybe the best backhand in the women’s game), I chuckled and said “Look out.” and then she crushed it for a winner. 

Onto another important topic…

Did Simone Biles have a boob job?

She looked rather boobacious with headlight nipples and she never had anything when she competed in the Olympics.

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2 hours ago, perfectchaos007 said:

Tommy Paul won the first 2 sets, had match points in the third set, and has been playing with his food ever since


His food was clearly  better than Tommy from late in the 3rd set until the end, when his cramps kept him from finishing Tommy off. 

Tommy’s girlfriend is NOT a fan of tennis.

3 hours ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Rybakina v. Raducanu on Armstrong is quite the Friday morning match. 

I was looking forward to that one.  1 & 2 in 62 minutes is a beating.  Still looking forward to the other Emma vs Barbora.  Emma is the #10 seed and I'm not sure I would even make her the favorite.

1 hour ago, ark_longhorn said:

I was looking forward to that one.  1 & 2 in 62 minutes is a beating.  Still looking forward to the other Emma vs Barbora.  Emma is the #10 seed and I'm not sure I would even make her the favorite.

Was thinking the same thing. Krecjekova always plays well at the USO, and Navarro hasn't been on form the past few months. I would take Barb as well

Shelton goes up 2-1, then promptly fucks up his shoulder. Meanwhile, Tiafoe about to drop the first set.

2 hours ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

And Mirra joined them, that was poor. 

Taylor Townsend played better than I have ever seen her play. That contributed to Mirra’s play.

I was there last night. Mirra was down on herself super early. Slamming rackets, slapping her knees, etc. Taylor calm as a bomb.

Fuck Novak, but this is the only pic I got 

 

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9 hours ago, Reynolds Woodcock said:

I was there last night. Mirra was down on herself super early. Slamming rackets, slapping her knees, etc. Taylor calm as a bomb.

Fuck Novak, but this is the only pic I got 

 

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Taylor looked like the Top 10 seed last night and Mirra looked like the one outside the Top 100.

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JPeg killed Ann Li. 

Townsend had 8 MPs, silly tiebreak by both. She'll lose the decider. 

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25-minute breaker.

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