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meh.  women just aren't as funny.  she might crack the fun zone on her best day.

I'm kind of confused here. You want the husband to be stupider than Yellowstone guys?

you might want to brush up on your definition of "well done"

28 minutes ago, chainsaw said:

I'm kind of confused here. You want the husband to be stupider than Yellowstone guys?

Figuring out pretty quick where you fall on that scale...

I like how she names her unicorn zone Yellowstone right after showing the 2 leading men from Yellowstone in as her examples of too stupid to date.  

5 hours ago, futureman said:

meh.  women just aren't as funny.  she might crack the fun zone on her best day.

Her wearing a 2005 national championship shirt takes her up to a 10

 

6 hours ago, chainsaw said:

I'm kind of confused here. You want the husband to be stupider than Yellowstone guys?

Your mistake is using logic to analyze something a woman said. Just show her a shiny object to distract her 

3 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

Her wearing a 2005 national championship shirt takes her up to a 10

if all it takes is a longhorn shirt to make a girl a 10, buddy, those are alarming standards. 

1 hour ago, Parliament said:

A better man matrix might be "rich/asshole."

This was clearly about what men women want to fuck, rich or asshole ain't got nothing to do with it. 

 

1 minute ago, F250 said:

This was clearly about what men women want to fuck, rich or asshole ain't got nothing to do with it. 

 

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39 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

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The key term in my statement is "want to fuck" which isn't the same as willing to fuck despite not being attractive. 

5 minutes ago, NotActuallyALonghorn said:

In my experience,  women don't want a smart man, generally speaking. They might say they do. But a smart man will call them on their bullshit.

what kind of low-rent tramps are you running around with?

You've clearly never experienced the pleasure of postulating the obvious answer to whatever dilemma your female significant other has proffered to you only to find that it is completely wrong in every way. 

6 hours ago, futureman said:

what kind of low-rent tramps are you running around with?

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12 hours ago, futureman said:

what kind of low-rent tramps are you running around with?

 

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Difference in men and women in those two videos.  Guy has it simple and to the point.  Women keeps adding new shit as she explains what was to be something simple. 

6 hours ago, Incredulity said:

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What does South Austin's mom's autobiography have to do with anything?

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