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We finally see a fully operational Sark offense - Arch throwing deep to Wingo and Livingstone and underneath to Moore and Endries giving room to Baxter and Wisner to run the ball. Clark catches a wheel route for a TD. 

Sayin quits the game after the 7th sack and 3rd INT. 

Arch throws for 290 yards and runs for another 74.

Texas 31, OSU 9

Edited by Longhorn94

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7 hours ago, satyanash said:

tOSU 24

UT 20

Manning: 198 yards total

Never change. I eagerly await your prediction of a 1 score win next week against SJSU. 

Texas- 33

OSU- 3

THE Quarterback of Texas- 333

I looked, and there before me was a pale steer! Its rider was named Arch, and Collin Simmons was following close behind him. 

4 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Never change. I eagerly await your prediction of a 1 score win next week against SJSU. 

Every poster who has predicted a loss is exactly who I would have named as likely to predict us to lose before opening this thread. Some people are perpetual pessimists 

12 hours ago, 6th Street said:

Ohio State 20

Texas 13

Arch 200 yards total

 

7 hours ago, satyanash said:

tOSU 24

UT 20

Manning: 198 yards total

 

Sloppy game. Everyone will be yelling at their tvs.

Texas 13

OSU 9

Manning 213 yards

Texas 17

Ohio State 14

Manning: 234 total yards

I feel like both offenses are going to feel some frustration in this game.

We take it with a field goal very near the end of the game (not necessarily last second) after a clutch, Arch-led drive.

38-16 Longhorns

Arch 327 yards

Parker Livingstone 1 TD

Texas 16

Ohio 13

Shipley game-winning FG. Arch 245 yards

9 minutes ago, Wally Fairway said:

Horns 41

Fuckeyes 27

313 yards

Edited by Wally Fairway

A bunch of homers? ON MY WEBSITE DEDICATED TO TEXAS FOOTBALL?

No Way What GIF by ABC Network

I think we dominate them like we did Michigan last year. 

Texas 34
Ohio State 20

Arch has 247 passing yards. 63 rushing yards.

 

22 hours ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Texas 31

Ohio state- 10

 

Prop bet:  total yards passing and running combined for Arch Manning:

328

Texas 35

Couch Fires 0

 

Arch for 363

Their version: https://www.elevenwarriors.com/forum/ohio-state-football/2025/08/157449/game-one-83025-score-prediction-thread-texas-vs-ohio-state

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Surprised to see a bold, brave prediction for the Longhorns. I admire your courage. I wasn't going to speak up, but since you already have, I will say I think it's going to something like 16-13 in favor of the bad guys. I think both QBs struggle a bit in game 1, but will both grow and develop into first-rate players by mid-season. Reports out of Austin suggest the Longhorns are not just really good, but very motivated to win this game.

Did I miss a FCB article? 

The University of By-God Texas Longhorns -- 27

The Couch Burning, Beer Bottle Throwing, Jorts Wearing, Hairy Legged Women Loving, Sooners of the Big 10 -- 13

Combined Yards -- 333

Texas - 21

Ohio State - 17

 

Prop bet:  total yards passing and running combined for Arch Manning:

271

4 hours ago, lilMAC25 said:

Texas 35

Couch Fires 0

 

Arch for 363

There’s going to be a lot more than zero couch fires, no matter what. 

7 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

There’s going to be a lot more than zero couch fires, no matter what. 

It's an early game. The o/u is at 3 couches and 1 dumpster. I went with the under but hedged the over on 40% increase in assaults and DWIs. 

Texas 27

a university in Ohio 17

 

Arch 369

Columbus couch count -12

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