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43 minutes ago, Newdoc said:

How does this guy actually have a platform? His Texas/Florida take is like talking to a drunk OU fan about football. Apparently he thinks offense lives in a vacuum and special teams doesn't exist at all. Not mad he throws his chips down on Florida, but he talks out of his ass for 9 minutes and just guesses. How do I get a job like that? 

better question is if you feel like that, why did you watch for 9 minutes and share it?  You just gave him more clicks, so he can do it again. 

I accidentally clicked the YouTube link trying to scroll and listened to more of that dude yapping than i had ever while waiting for the surly football page to load…

 

 

1 hour ago, Newdoc said:

How does this guy actually have a platform? His Texas/Florida take is like talking to a drunk OU fan about football. Apparently he thinks offense lives in a vacuum and special teams doesn't exist at all. Not mad he throws his chips down on Florida, but he talks out of his ass for 9 minutes and just guesses. How do I get a job like that? 

https://support.google.com/youtube/answer/1646861?hl=en

go get 'em, tiger. 

I was never a huge Pate listener but thought he was ok. Last time I heard him I felt he had morphed into Colin Cowherd in his delivery.

1 minute ago, TornACL said:

I was never a huge Pate listener but thought he was ok. Last time I heard him I felt he had morphed into Colin Cowherd in his delivery.

Cowherd is an original.    Pate is a wannabe.  Texas hater

33 minutes ago, Im_smarter_then_you said:

Cowherd is an original.    Pate is a wannabe.  Texas hater

Original what? He's in no way the first arrogant douche to make a name for himself with terrible sports opinions.

40 minutes ago, Im_smarter_then_you said:

Cowherd is an original.    Pate is a wannabe.  Texas hater

Don't forget he's a bought-and-paid-for aggy shill.

2 hours ago, TheRealRonWeaver? said:

Josh Pate is all in on Billy Napier?

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7 hours ago, Newdoc said:

How does this guy actually have a platform? His Texas/Florida take is like talking to a drunk OU fan about football. Apparently he thinks offense lives in a vacuum and special teams doesn't exist at all. Not mad he throws his chips down on Florida, but he talks out of his ass for 9 minutes and just guesses. How do I get a job like that? 

 

I thought he did a good job. If I didn't know better, I would think he reads this board. He's a solid commentator. He seems to get paid by Aggies or some such shit, but that doesn't bother me because I am not a bedwetting vagina pussy.

4 hours ago, TheRealRonWeaver? said:

Josh Pate is all in on Billy Napier?

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He's all in on who gives him the most access in the most recent months. His daily spots on Texags appears to be working as well. 

 

Don't forget he's a bought-and-paid-for aggy shill.

Was that in jest or do tell about the paid for part.
3 hours ago, Blotto said:

Original what? He's in no way the first arrogant douche to make a name for himself with terrible sports opinions.


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Michigan is just like my ex wife, it’s like Microsoft, you know the bigger it gets, money doesn’t boom like Tesla stocks until the big networks change NIL. Here’s Joy with the boobs. 
 

3 hours ago, Thetexashammer said:

 

I thought he did a good job. If I didn't know better, I would think he reads this board. He's a solid commentator. He seems to get paid by Aggies or some such shit, but that doesn't bother me because I am not a bedwetting vagina pussy.

TIL there is a guy named Josh Pate who says things about college football to drive clicks to his accounts so he can get paid.  
 

How so many people on this site freak the eff out over what some rube says online, or how they even have time or interest to listen to him, I’ll never understand.  
 

It shouldn’t be a surprise though.  There are people that pay $9.95 to get daily reports from jock sniffers of 17 and 18 year-old boys and they are either on top of a mountain at the news, or they are ready to jump off a bridge at the news. 
 

Same with coaching hires. 
 

Same with game results.

We gotta get some of y’all a hobby.  

2 hours ago, markstanco said:


Was that in jest or do tell about the paid for part.

Lucci was in his wedding or some such shit.   

Dude's an aggy shill and, bas3d on all I've read about him outside of football, a complete piece of shit.

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  • 4 weeks later...

 

i actually agree with his point/analogy re: texas mirroring lsu when the bluegrass miracle happened. bama got shut out the next week. does this win propel us forward, or did we get a win we didn’t necessarily deserve are on the verge of being exposed? it’s an interesting point.

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