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Coach Sark Press Conference 8.25 - 11:30 (LHN/ESPN App)

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#1 Texas is now just 5 days away from one of most anticipated seasons in school history.  Coach Sark will kick things off with his weekly press conference this morning.

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First up this season is a trip to #3 and defending national champion Ohio State - this Saturday at 11:00am on FOX

 

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I cannot wait for the illuminating lines of questions from: FCB, Kirk Bowels and the broader collection of Longhorn hating fucktards to take place. 
 

“Coach how do you respond to the Ole Miss DC calling you an alcoholic and having his own unhealthy daddy fetish for Nick Saban?”

3 minutes ago, BrazilHorn said:

“Coach how do you respond to the alcoholic Ole Miss DC calling you an alcoholic and having his own unhealthy daddy fetish for Nick Saban?”

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That Pete Golding called Sark an alcoholic on the recruiting trail while he was getting caught for DUIs is so fucking rich. 

Getting an error on the LHN app when the countdown ended. College football is certainly back!

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i gave up on the LHN app last year and just watched them through the ESPN app.

2 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Getting an error on the LHN app when the countdown ended. College football is certainly back!

Same here

Unless you like listening to the EOT 18x you haven't missed anything, YET!

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i think this is a different podium and a new (digital) background from in past seasons.

#hardhittinganalysis

Just now, Biff Tannen said:

For fuck's sake, we start the season presser with a god damn corporate sponsor?

Like the one plastered on the wall behind him? College football is definitely back when Surly finds something to bitch about. 

2 minutes ago, mdmost said:

when Surly finds something to bitch about. 

Do you know where you are?

I've never been a journalist, but maybe ask a question where we're actually interested in the answer? I hate these, "Hey coach, can you talk about the city of Columbus for a few minutes please? Thanks." 

Ask about Goosby's health. Ask who the backup QB will be. 

We are surely the only fan base in America that finds things to bitch about in the gd weekly press conference.

Just now, Red Five said:

I've never been a journalist, but maybe ask a question where we're actually interested in the answer? I hate these, "Hey coach, can you talk about the city of Columbus for a few minutes please? Thanks." 

Ask about Goosby's health. Ask who the backup QB will be. 

The writers ask those inane questions because they have their story half-written in their head and they are trying to get a quote that fits into what they want to write.

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Sark kind of brushes off the redzone improvement question.  Says they improved last year from the season before and need to continue to improve.

Just now, BigOrange1 said:

Sark kind of brushes off the redzone improvement question.  Says they improved last year from the season before and need to continue to improve.

Was that Kurt Bowels?

LOL "this chair is driving me nuts"

I wonder who our offensive tackles will be. I wonder who will be playing nickel. I wonder what Mosley's status will be. Oh well, just keep up with the generic "Coach, this team is different from last year's team. There are players on that team that are no longer on this team. Thoughts?"

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Sark expects to have Trevor Goosby this week.

Good question from Cedric Golden. "Coach you have players on the team like Taaffe and Moore, who have played college football before. Thoughts?" 

Took 15 min for the idiots to ask.

Bullshit like, do you think you'll have the team ready to play I guess is more important.

3 minutes ago, Red Five said:

I wonder who our offensive tackles will be. I wonder who will be playing nickel. I wonder what Mosley's status will be. Oh well, just keep up with the generic "Coach, this team is different from last year's team. There are players on that team that are no longer on this team. Thoughts?"

This.  He said Goosby available but of course he doesn't ask an obvious follow up "who is the next tackle up if he struggles or is re-injured"?  

Sark is punching back today.  Like it. 

17 minutes ago, justhookit said:

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Just think….this incident will be the biggest lasting memory of their college career….

It's just all about dumbass questions at the weekly press conference pissing off surly.

Hell yeah on that answer to playing teams like Ohio State in the CFP era. 

you look over there at ohio state and its just all about the shoe and the couches and the jorts and you just think we've got to play a good game

24 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Good question from Cedric Golden. "Coach you have players on the team like Taaffe and Moore, who have played college football before. Thoughts?" 

Kurt's butt buddy.

I wonder how the RBs who missed all of last season look and how much they'll play on Saturday. I wonder what's going on with the Stanford transfer who was expected to start. I wonder who will go in at QB if Arch gets hurt. I wonder what the rotation at DT will look like with the five transfers. I wonder if Baker will move to LT if Goosby can't go, and if so who will play RT. 

These are all questions we've been asking around here for a month but our local sportswriters can't ask the head coach for some reason. Are they instructed to just keep it as generic and boring as possible? 

just went to lhn expecting that shirley, today, they would have their shit together and there would be a link for the presser

fucking pathetic

33 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Good question from Cedric Golden. "Coach you have players on the team like Taaffe and Moore, who have played college football before. Thoughts?" 

* professional journalists

9 minutes ago, Red Five said:

I wonder how the RBs who missed all of last season look and how much they'll play on Saturday. I wonder what's going on with the Stanford transfer who was expected to start. I wonder who will go in at QB if Arch gets hurt. I wonder what the rotation at DT will look like with the five transfers. I wonder if Baker will move to LT if Goosby can't go, and if so who will play RT. 

These are all questions we've been asking around here for a month but our local sportswriters can't ask the head coach for some reason. Are they instructed to just keep it as generic and boring as possible? 

This is why we need press credentials. And to add in our own brand of smart ass/ asshole-ness to the sports journalism universe. 

It feels like Roger Wallace is the only guy he likes, which is fair.  Sark forgot the first part of Chip's question when he tacked on a second question, and then after Chip repeated the first part and Sark answered he said "I forgot the second part".  Fucking brutal roast of Chip.  It's fascinating to see new coaches learn to hate the same old hacks.

No questions about CJ.  No questions about the rest of the running backs.

I did learn that CDC and team scour for noncon opponents, bring options to Sark, but he has right of refusal.  That's interesting.

32 minutes ago, Red Five said:

I wonder how the RBs who missed all of last season look and how much they'll play on Saturday. I wonder what's going on with the Stanford transfer who was expected to start. I wonder who will go in at QB if Arch gets hurt. I wonder what the rotation at DT will look like with the five transfers. I wonder if Baker will move to LT if Goosby can't go, and if so who will play RT. 

These are all questions we've been asking around here for a month but our local sportswriters can't ask the head coach for some reason. Are they instructed to just keep it as generic and boring as possible? 

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At this point Sark should just let Chat GPT autogenerate questions to ask and get rid of these shitty reporters

I think the athletic department should issue Graham Harmon credentials for these press conferences.  Can't be any worse than Kurt Bohls and Cedric Golden.

1 hour ago, Red Five said:

I wonder how the RBs who missed all of last season look and how much they'll play on Saturday. I wonder what's going on with the Stanford transfer who was expected to start. I wonder who will go in at QB if Arch gets hurt. I wonder what the rotation at DT will look like with the five transfers. I wonder if Baker will move to LT if Goosby can't go, and if so who will play RT. 

These are all questions we've been asking around here for a month but our local sportswriters can't ask the head coach for some reason. Are they instructed to just keep it as generic and boring as possible? 

You've waited this long, what's a few more days?  I would bet the athletic dept doesn't want in depth questions that might also be helpful to Ohio St.  The idiots asking the questions are actually useful in that regard.

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2 hours ago, South Austin said:

I think the athletic department should issue Graham Harmon credentials for these press conferences.  Can't be any worse than Kurt Bohls and Cedric Golden.

This is an excellent idea. After all, the name of the game is Entertainment, and even Surly has to admit Graham would be an entertaining step up.

2 hours ago, kevwun said:

You've waited this long, what's a few more days?  I would bet the athletic dept doesn't want in depth questions that might also be helpful to Ohio St.  The idiots asking the questions are actually useful in that regard.

You mean like Kurt Bowels asking Arch during player access how deep into the playbook did Sark get into for the upcoming game? A ridiculous question Arch deftly handled.

3 hours ago, Hagbard Celine said:

sark replay on secn:

we have the most travel in the sec this year

What he meant was, "damn, our home schedule is ass this season. See y'all on the road." 

4 hours ago, Red Five said:

Good question from Cedric Golden. "Coach you have players on the team like Taaffe and Moore, who have played college football before. Thoughts?" 

 

4 hours ago, Fondren & Main said:

Kurt's butt buddy.

 

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4 hours ago, Hagbard Celine said:

2 years ago we were 50% tds in the red zone

last year 64%

I'd rather know the TD count than percentage 

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