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Carabao Cup dates:

Prelim round - 4 Aug - lowest 4 ranked League Two teams
First round - 11 Aug - Remaining league two, all of League One, all of the Championship + 2 prior winners (70 total)
Second Round - 25 Aug - 11 EPL teams not in Europe + 35 prior winners
Third Round - 15/22 Sept - 9 remaining EPL teams + 23 prior winners 
Fourth Round - 27 Oct - 16 prior winners 
QFs - 15 Dec
SFs - 12 Jan/2 Feb
Final - 22 March

With the EPL teams entering, there is some interest now - 4 have already been knocked out - Leeds, Bournemouth, West Ham and Sunderland

 

 

The FA Cup is just entering the very early phases. There won't be "real" teams until November ("First" round) when League One and Two join. The EPL and Championship join in the third round (Jan).

 

 

Man United 0 - 2 Grimsby Town within 30 minutes.

UPDATE: Grimsby Town win a 12-11 shootout 

 

 

Edited by TheBryMan81

1 hour ago, TheBryMan81 said:

 

 

Man United 0 - 2 Grimsby Town within 30 minutes.

UPDATE: Grimsby Town win a 12-11 shootout 

 

 

Michael Jordan Lol GIF by ESPN

this guy probably has a bruno jersey that he wears every other day and he just beat bruno and man united. insane day for grimsby town.

“dig up my dead dog and put him in goal.”

 

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11 hours ago, Derka said:

this guy probably has a bruno jersey that he wears every other day and he just beat bruno and man united. insane day for grimsby town.


I bet he’s a full kit wanker. 

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8 hours ago, Ted Lange said:

 

Ten Hag should be going to prison!

What is a wheelie bin?

9 hours ago, Hagbard Celine said:

grimsby last played scum in 1948

their mascot is an inflatable fish, harry the haddock

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53 minutes ago, Captain Ron said:

What is a wheelie bin?

our trash and recycling bins we roll out to the curb.

  • 4 weeks later...

the referee in the arsenal match yesterday was awesome. port vale players kept collapsing whenever they would get touched, and the official did not reward them for it once. these are the types of plays that get whistled for a foul 9/10 times in the epl. in fact, other than noticing that official wasn’t rewarding weak ass flops, i hardly noticed him at all. stark contrast to so many epl matches. 

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