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My favorite offensive player.

Lil'Jordan Humphrey with the Lil'Big Play for a TD!

(It started as a Lil Play and then he turned it into a Big Play...

...we need to call the Lil'Big Play more often.)

Edited by Napoleon

what is the story with his name?

is it true his dad bought some Jordans and put them under his crib after he was born for him to grow into

4 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Discuss.

I was told by bitch ass Burton that Humphrey was the worst take of the 2016 class.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Lololol fuck Burton 

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Well, that's just, like, his opinion, man.

5 minutes ago, Kenny Powers said:

I was told by bitch ass Burton that Humphrey was the worst take of the 2016 class.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Lololol fuck Burton 

Terrible take.  You could see from his HS tape that he was a matchup nightmare. 

Dude is awesome.

He is going to be getting far more attention from opposing teams during pregame preparation going forward. 

14 minutes ago, Lhorn said:

Terrible take.  You could see from his HS tape that he was a matchup nightmare. 

Dude is awesome.

As soon as he catches the ball, he is a 6'4" RB in the open field.

Don't know what there is not to like about that.

#6foot4inchSteveSmithSr

Is it okay if I simple agree and don’t offer any discussion?

Pretty comfortably my fav player on the 2018 Texas Longhorns.

I have a question: who's his NFL comp? 

Really fun to watch. I hope Sam can continue to improve and get a bit more consistent in getting the ball accurately to him and our other WRs. 

Easily our best offensive player since Colt and Shipley


Doak Walker winner D’Onta Foreman says why don’t you go ahead and tap down on that horizontal pedal on the left.

“I don’t know what he is but I know he is a football player.”

- Charlie Strong on signing day

He seems to have at least one dropped pass a game, but more than makes up for it with the ones he does catch..

Just hope we can recruit a comparable replacement, have a feeling he won't be catching balls as a Longhorn next year.

8 hours ago, ButtFumble said:

what is the story with his name?

is it true his dad bought some Jordans and put them under his crib after he was born for him to grow into

His brother wanted to name him Michael Jordan Humphrey.  Mom said no but settled on Lil Jordan

I’m not seeing it, but he had a good game. He seemed slow on the long td. 

Colin Johnson is a stud though. 

Im also a moron so whatever.

i would not be averse to throwing to him every play. i believe it would be a winning strategy.

9 hours ago, Jimbaround said:

Is it okay if I simple agree and don’t offer any discussion?

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12 minutes ago, housious said:

I’m not seeing it, but he had a good game. He seemed slow on the long td. 

Colin Johnson is a stud though. 

Im also a moron so whatever.

hard for me to see how someone can't see it.  are you sure you're watching the games?

2 minutes ago, BigOrange1 said:

hard for me to see how someone can't see it.  are you sure you're watching the games?

I watched last night. Didn’t catch the first two though.

15 minutes ago, housious said:

I’m not seeing it, but he had a good game. He seemed slow on the long td. 

Colin Johnson is a stud though. 

Im also a moron so whatever.

That TD did seem slow, but the SC players were slower, so I chalked it up to illusion.

 

We know he isn't slow. 

16 minutes ago, housious said:

I’m not seeing it, but he had a good game. He seemed slow on the long td. 

Colin Johnson is a stud though. 

Im also a moron so whatever.

so on the play he broke away from tackle, then outraced 3-4 defenders, he seemed slow? sheeeet, if thats slow to you, maybe suit up and lets see what you got!

16 minutes ago, housious said:

I’m not seeing it, but he had a good game. He seemed slow on the long td. 

Colin Johnson is a stud though. 

Im also a moron so whatever.

Try watching it with your eyes open Frank.

2 minutes ago, achooloco said:

so on the play he broke away from tackle, then outraced 3-4 defenders, he seemed slow? sheeeet, if thats slow to you, maybe suit up and lets see what you got!

I’m fat and I drink too much. I don’t think anyone would want to see that.

40 minutes ago, housious said:

I watched last night. Didn’t catch the first two though.

he's been the most consistent and reliable receiver all season long.  you get the feeling that every time they decide to throw it to him, it's a good idea.

59 minutes ago, housious said:

I’m not seeing it, but he had a good game. He seemed slow on the long td. 

Colin Johnson is a stud though. 

Im also a moron so whatever.

true you are a moron, but the dude is 6'4 it takes a second or 2 to get your gazelle legs rolling, but watch the whole play USC had an angle on him and he out ran them with his stride length,. hes also still a kid, he will get better stronger and make the league

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1 hour ago, housious said:

I watched last night. Didn’t catch the first two though.

Watching the games can be useful in noticing who's playing well.

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