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#201
1 minute ago, Fondren & Main said:

I guess I never realized that Ruhle was a mouth breather.

He chews on his tongue like a fucking cow. 

#213

What a terrible play call.

Counting on Sorsby and these receivers to win this game when you're gashing Nebraska on the ground.

#219

So stupid to just make it a jump ball when you have time for 4-5 passes yet. But thats why they'll likely end up 5-7-ish.

#223
1 minute ago, ButtFumble said:

I hate when there is a minute or so left in the game and a team is driving the the fucking announcers talk about nothing but getting in field goal position 

 

With a rb who throws a little, OT was their best bet. 

#224
Just now, Chico_SA said:

Coach is stupid

 

QB under threw with tight coverage underneath. Bad choices all around.

Cincinnati should have been running all game.

#229
Just now, SL Xpress said:

What a terrible play call.

Counting on Sorsby and these receivers to win this game when you're gashing Nebraska on the ground.

Yeah, at the beginning of that drive, they were averaging 6.8 yards per rush and less than 2 yards per completion.  

And they came out with five wide.

Ugh.

#230
4 minutes ago, Fondren & Main said:

I guess I never realized that Ruhle was a mouth breather.

He let's his saliva drip out of his mouth then slurps it back up over and over. 

Oh, wait. No, that's a different head coach. I can't remember who. 

#232
Seriously.  Worst QB in the history of college football?

Godawful pass.

That Nebraska fan’s shirt is awesome:

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#236
1 minute ago, MirrOlure said:

Seriously.  Worst QB in the history of college football?

Dude not close, but maybe the worst passing game of all time tonight.

#239
9 minutes ago, Fondren & Main said:

I guess I never realized that Ruhle was a mouth breather.

 

From the Nebraska thread:

 

On 6/15/2025 at 11:16 AM, closetojumping said:

I’m not saying it’s impossible, but I am saying it is likely quite difficult to find photos where Matt Rhule’s mouth isn’t open. Allegedly, he has a case chronic halitosis that rivals that of a goat-eating bridge troll. He’s got to be rough to work with closely. I assume his assistants receive combat pay for sticking around. 

 

#243

I will note Nebraska didnt cover the 6.5 despite basically stealing a home game from Cincinnati.

And they are pumped.

Yay Corn!

#244
6 minutes ago, troph said:

This is bad football. 
 

but that shirt was awesome… we almost always almost win, Nebraska football. 

I laughed at that as well.

#246
7 minutes ago, C-Man said:


Godawful pass.

That Nebraska fan’s shirt is awesome:

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While I chortled, I can’t help but think that shirt should be in maroon.

#247
4 minutes ago, SurlyBDR said:

 

From the Nebraska thread:

 

 

Thank you, I knew it had been brought up. You fucking sicko.

#248

Holy shit I’m so glad that football is back! I’ve spent the last year with a newborn and zero football and shitty Astros games. 

#249
16 minutes ago, C-Man said:


Godawful pass.

That Nebraska fan’s shirt is awesome:

be66d0c0f47f394657a2ed9aac6436e4.jpg

Reminds me of Colt throwing the ball out of bounds in the Big 12 championship game when the TV clock wasn't synchronized with the game clock.

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