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24 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

I’d love to see Nebraska turn it around and become a good program again. They’re still, after 30 years of sucking, a top tier blue blood with an impressive fan base. College football will be better when Nebraska returns to being a consistent top 25 program.

Don’t they have a new multiview option?

 Counterpoint.  Fuck Nebraska and fuck their fans.  Fuck their school fuck all of them 

Just now, Pancho said:

Something about Rodiola just grinds my gears

 

 

He's the SWF of Mahomes. 

That was the second, or third, time I heard an announcer tonight say something about Nebraska’s QB being like a Mini-Mahomes, or Mahomes-like. 

What the fuck?

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He reminds me a lot of Mahomes minus the game-breaking talent and ability to consistently move his team down the field. 

18 minutes ago, mdmost said:

I swear it wasn't this bad with ESPN+ and the quad box. It seems they didn't allocate enough resources for all the people they added. The single game is fine. No issues and it looks great. 

My quad box just crashed. Have to set it up again. I’m at home using my WiFi which is a Gigplus download speed. Issue is on ESPN’s end for sure 

It would be amusing if he completely sucked in front of his idol. 

2 minutes ago, ztejas said:

He reminds me a lot of Mahomes minus the game-breaking talent and ability to consistently move his team down the field. 

But, Raiola has the same haircut, which is nice

4 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

 Counterpoint.  Fuck Nebraska and fuck their fans.  Fuck their school fuck all of them 

Hey I know it’s an unpopular opinion to have here. Their program still has cachet in my eyes and they had one of the most dominant teams in history when I was in college. I’d like to play them again in non-conference. Still get goosebumps remembering us beating them in 96 and 98 and being at DKR to see us win in 99.

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1 minute ago, Pancho said:

Something about Rodiola just grinds my gears

 

 

To me, it's the trying to imitate Mahomes at every turn at everything, without admitting it,   Bro wish you the best, but you are doing a life impersonation without simply admitting it. If I walked around acting like Liam Neeson, I would expect motherfuckers to call me out on it.

Could the jackwagons in the booth be bothered to learn the rules.

Something about Rodiola just grinds my gears
 
 

It's his dad. And him.

I'm in my 30s, so they've been underwhelming-to-bad most of my CFB watching life and I don't have many thoughts about them.

I'd rather them be a blueblood than FSU/PSU/LSU finally passing them up though.

9 minutes ago, PittsburghTiger said:

That was the second, or third, time I heard an announcer tonight say something about Nebraska’s QB being like a Mini-Mahomes, or Mahomes-like

Unfortunately, it probably won’t be the last.

4 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

Hey I know it’s an unpopular opinion to have here. Their program still has cachet in my eyes and they had one of the most dominant teams in history when I was in college. I’d like to play them again in non-conference. Still get goosebumps remembering us beating them in 96 and 98 and being at DKR to see us win in 99.

You've clearly forgotten their program, their coach and their fans shitting on Texas every chance they got for over a decade with lies and bullshit. We don't play them anymore, so them being better doesn't help Texas in ANY way. We have Georgia, Florida and Alabama as new "enemies". Fuck Nebraska, they're an also ran of our past who we consistently beat. Basically a non-cult version of aggie. 

11 minutes ago, PittsburghTiger said:

That was the second, or third, time I heard an announcer tonight say something about Nebraska’s QB being like a Mini-Mahomes, or Mahomes-like. 

What the fuck?

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Mahomes would lap Raiola in the 40. Other than the haircut, there is no comparison. 

36 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

I’d love to see Nebraska turn it around and become a good program again. They’re still, after 30 years of sucking, a top tier blue blood with an impressive fan base. College football will be better when Nebraska returns to being a consistent top 25 program.

Don’t they have a new multiview option?

I feel the same way yet every time they are on TV and there is not a better game I root against them and want to see them humiliated.

4 minutes ago, DaggerHorns said:

Solid game thus far. Quick recap if your just tuning in:

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Ive got Miami (OH) vs Wisky right next to it. With the uniforms it looks like my multicast fucked up and put one game on separate screens. Both look are shitty play.

One of my most fun road game trips was going to Lincoln in 2010 with that shit ass team and spaz QB and still beating these dipshits as they were tucking their tail and running into the oblivion of the Big 10.  

BAHAHA Goggles giving flag to corn

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oh shit didnt realize i was behind

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Two dogshit throws from Raiola in a row.

lol. Corn was inside the 1 and they managed to sit on an actual corn cob and get a field goal.

Just now, ztejas said:

Two dogshit throws from Raiola in a row.

Man, he looks like trash doesn’t he?

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2 minutes ago, DaggerHorns said:

Man, he looks like trash doesn’t he?

I mean it's early. Think he's a true soph this year? I actually think he makes nice reads he just keeps throwing shitty balls. 

Commercials, kickoff non-play, then more commercials.

It should be Illegal!

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Serious question, why are Mahomes and Kelce there?  I get that it's their home stadium, but it's not like Dak and Micah are at Jerryworld when Arky plays Aggy.

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Probably because they're already in town practicing for next week so why not head to the stadium. Also, Kelce went to Cincinnati. 

1 hour ago, ztejas said:

Wow. Stadium is packed out.

Also who the fuck okayed this uniform matchup.

The stripes on Nebraska's jerseys look stupid.

8 minutes ago, shakahorn said:

Serious question, why are Mahomes and Kelce there?  I get that it's their home stadium, but it's not like Dak and Micah are at Jerryworld when Arky plays Aggy.

Kelce is there because he went to Cincy I would think. I don’t usually mind neutral site games but this one kind of sucks 

2 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

I have never seen such a homogenous fanbase in my entire life. aggy despite their best wishes has nothing on Nebraska. 

Between Nebraska and Iowa, there's a huge swath of bland white people who love nothing more than to watch football games played to a total of 27 points. 

3 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Raiola getting credit for handing off well. Meanwhile Arch sucks. Never change ESPN. 

Raiola has a strong grasp of the offense while leading Corn to 6 points this half

Corn, Minny, and Wiscky....B1G football is the cure for insomnia

8 minutes ago, shakahorn said:

Serious question, why are Mahomes and Kelce there?  I get that it's their home stadium, but it's not like Dak and Micah are at Jerryworld when Arky plays Aggy.

Kelce played for Cincy. I guess Mahomes is contractually required to show up if Taylor Swift shows up. 

Taylor Swift spending a week+ in KC is a choice. I think with her access to PJ’s and resources, she’s flying back to Nashville every day. 

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That's a catch and fumble imo.

3 minutes ago, F250 said:

Kelce played for Cincy. I guess Mahomes is contractually required to show up if Taylor Swift shows up. 

It's a wild thought but Patrick Mahomes might like watching football with his buddies, and his wife likes being on TV.

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