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1 minute ago, BigOrange1 said:

looks like a fumble to me

Yes but fuck Nebraska.

shocked they actually changed that.  figured they'd take the cowards way out and say the call on the field stood.

Just now, billfromlaketravis said:

Taylor Swift spending a week+ in KC is a choice. 

Now you do realize that what probably works for those two behind the scenes of all the glitz, glam and fame is that Kelce is a dude who grew up in Cleveland, OH and Swift is a chick who grew up in western PA.  The simplicity of KC is probably kind of a refreshing callback to simpler times.  

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1 minute ago, texifornia said:

It's a wild thought but Patrick Mahomes might like watching football with his buddies, and his wife likes being on TV.

Mahomes goes to Tech basketball games lmao (in Lubbock). Him being at a P4 football game in the fucking city he lives in is the biggest non-story of all time. 

Edited by ztejas

These announcers are morons. He obviously caught it, tucked it, turned, and fumbled. 

Just now, Zepol87 said:

Cincy offense sucks ass

Cincy sucks ass. 

1 minute ago, Surly Bevo said:

Now you do realize that what probably works for those two behind the scenes of all the glitz, glam and fame is that Kelce is a dude who grew up in Cleveland, OH and Swift is a chick who grew up in western PA.  The simplicity of KC is probably kind of a refreshing callback to simpler times.  

Swift's dad was a powerhouse banker who semi-retired to Western PA. She's not exactly salt of the earth. But she clearly enjoys being around football, though.

Not a catch. 
 

edit. Toe was down. Catch. 

Edited by cabowabo

Definitely a catch but once again, fuck Nebraska. 

1 minute ago, Zepol87 said:

Don’t think so

Dumbass

1 minute ago, texifornia said:

Swift's dad was a powerhouse banker who semi-retired to Western PA. She's not exactly salt of the earth. But she clearly enjoys being around football, though.

Didn't say she was, but I'm guessing most of the people she was around at a young age were....

59 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

Hey I know it’s an unpopular opinion to have here. Their program still has cachet in my eyes and they had one of the most dominant teams 

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21 minutes ago, texifornia said:

It's a wild thought but Patrick Mahomes might like watching football with his buddies, and his wife likes being on TV.

I have dated a goodly number of women who loved going to games of various sorts, particularly football and hockey. Got several friends who have wives that love football. 

Dunno if that's the case with Taylor but it's not crazy to believe it is. She's certainly not forced to attend by her fiance. 

I like dating women who enjoy sports.

Whatever fucking stream I’m on is nothing but this 4 Patriots bullshit commercials. This stuff is crazy shit who buys it?

6 minutes ago, Zepol87 said:

Whatever fucking stream I’m on is nothing but this 4 Patriots bullshit commercials. This stuff is crazy shit who buys it?

I have a stockpile of it on my Terlingua property. 

Holgo on the wagon? He doesn't look semi drunk or hungover.

Just now, F250 said:

Holgo on the wagon? He doesn't look semi drunk or hungover.

That was my thought. He looks the most together I've ever seen him.

11 minutes ago, tejas60 said:

I have a stockpile of it on my Terlingua property. 

Any good?

13 minutes ago, F250 said:

Holgo on the wagon? He doesn't look semi drunk or hungover.

His house was on the market in Houston a couple of months ago. It’s was very understated compared to what I would have imagined. Except for the Red Bull fridge that they left for the pictures. I saw that and it was the only reason I looked up the ownership history of the place. 

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Cincy figures out 37 minutes into the game they can run the ball at will against Corn. Never change Big 12.

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Just now, Da Fino said:

His house was on the market in Houston a couple of months ago. It’s was very understated compared to what I would have imagined. Except for the Red Bull fridge that they left for the pictures. 

Neighborhood? 

3 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Neighborhood? 

Highland village. 

When can we stop pretending Raiola is good? Just trying to plan ahead.

11 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Cincy figures out 37 minutes into the game they can run the ball at will against Corn. Never change Big 12.

They promptly forgot. 

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

It's a wild thought but Patrick Mahomes might like watching football with his buddies, and his wife likes being on TV.

is his dumb ass brother there embarrassing everyone too?

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Lol what a fucking pussy. Keep running.

Raiola is a creep, his mannerisms on the field are so similar to Mahomes. Hes not nearly the talent though. 

Cincinnati goes into the fourth quarter averaging 5.7 yards per rush, yet they only have one touchdown.  

That seems like bad coaching to me.

They're like a bear, with these fangs and these big claws.  And they're just saying, "How do I kill the bunny?"

I never liked the holding up 4, they should just hold up 1.  It's cleaner.  1 quarter left. 

1 hour ago, F250 said:

Kelce played for Cincy. I guess Mahomes is contractually required to show up if Taylor Swift shows up. 

Hell, if my buddy were dating TSwift, I'd hang around them just on the off chance they have a epic fight and I could catch a rebound.

 

1 minute ago, Paul Wesley said:

Cincinnati goes into the fourth quarter averaging 5.7 yards per rush, yet they only have one touchdown.  

That seems like bad coaching to me.

They're like a bear, with these fangs and these big claws.  And they're just saying, "How do I kill the bunny?"

Well, they are bearCATs so maybe playing with their food too much? Oh, it's Cincinnati, they just suck.

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