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I’m weirded out by the Nebraska QB imitating Mahomes from how he grows his facial hair to all of his mannerisms. I’m embarrassed for the guy. 

2 minutes ago, Newy25 said:

I’m weirded out by the Nebraska QB imitating Mahomes from how he grows his facial hair to all of his mannerisms. I’m embarrassed for the guy. 

Well, in good news, as many others have pointed out, he plays football nothing like him at all.

1 hour ago, ztejas said:

Mahomes goes to Tech basketball games lmao (in Lubbock). Him being at a P4 football game in the fucking city he lives in is the biggest non-story of all time. 

Pretty sure since Kelce went to Cinci and Raiola comparisons to him have something to do w his attendance.

8 minutes ago, Paul Wesley said:

Cincinnati goes into the fourth quarter averaging 5.7 yards per rush, yet they only have one touchdown.  

That seems like bad coaching to me.

They're like a bear, with these fangs and these big claws.  And they're just saying, "How do I kill the bunny?"

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Thats so bad, its actually impressive. 1.6 yds average, lulz. 

I have a feeling Cincy is going to leave this game thinking that if they were not such dumb asses that sold off a home game against a big opponent (and worse did it in kNU's back yard) they would have been able to win 

instead with a G5 mentality they took the cash 

To me what I remember most about Nebraska in the 90's was the circumventing of the set scholarship limits with their county tuition funding programs. 

That, and the steroids, the massive amount of steroids.  LSU baseball and Nebraska football in the 90's, more steroids than the Eastern Bloc.

7 minutes ago, Blotto said:

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Thats so bad, its actually impressive. 1.6 yds average, lulz. 

One does not simply matriculate the ball down the field.

Just now, Mo Horn said:

Why didn't Cincy go to this offense earlier?

the Skyline Chili rope a dope 

use an inept passing game to open up the run 

I have a question, preferably for anyone that has followed Matt Rhule or a Nebraska fan. Why can Rhule never close his mouth? Is he an idiot savant? Is the nose for anesthetic only? 

Edit: maybe just an idiot lol go cincy 

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For someone of my generation, it is so weird for that N on the helmet not to have any meaning or strike any fear.

Just now, DanTheHorn said:

They made that one look easy

Too much rushing. They better fix that shit.

1 minute ago, Ghost of LL said:

For someone of my generation, it is so glorious for that N on the helmet not to have any meaning or strike any fear.

Ftfy

The "N" is for knowledge nutless

7 minutes ago, SameSame said:

To me what I remember most about Nebraska in the 90's was the circumventing of the set scholarship limits with their county tuition funding programs. 

That, and the steroids, the massive amount of steroids.  LSU baseball and Nebraska football in the 90's, more steroids than the Eastern Bloc.

Prop 48 to get players in who couldn't meet the NCAA minimum, have them sit out a year, then become Academic All Americans at the braintrust that is the University of Nebraska. Lose your soul by playing a horrific woman abuser to win a national championship. 

Those were some dominant teams, though. 

Nebraska MO the last decade is blowing leads late so stay tuned 

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4 minutes ago, PhillyHorn1 said:

I have a question, preferably for anyone that has followed Matt Rhule or a Nebraska fan. Why can Rhule never close his mouth? Is he an idiot savant? Is the nose for anesthetic only? 

Edit: maybe just an idiot lol go cincy 

Idk. He can't close games either. 

6 minutes ago, Ghost of LL said:

For someone of my generation, it is so weird for that N on the helmet not to have any meaning or strike any fear.

How a lot of people have probably felt about Texas until recently

7 minutes ago, Ghost of LL said:

For someone of my generation, it is so weird for that N on the helmet not to have any meaning or strike any fear.

It’s not weird for me. Texas castrated them, and they were damned to perdition when they scurried off like used-up crack whores. come on Nebraska you have another  fumble in you.

Damn, Nebraska is gonna win. Well Cincy gave it a good effort. Go Meteor for AU v BU tomorrow. 

Or maybe....

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Holy shit Dana Holgersen is short., did you see him over there, he's short.

Just now, AbeFroman said:

Holy shit Dana Holgersen is short., did you see him over there, he's short.

his drinks are tall though.....very tall 

3 minutes ago, SL Xpress said:

Prop 48 to get players in who couldn't meet the NCAA minimum, have them sit out a year, then become Academic All Americans at the braintrust that is the University of Nebraska. Lose your soul by playing a horrific woman abuser to win a national championship. 

Those were some dominant teams, though. 

He committed suicide in prison and died at 40.  But, hey, Nebraska won some titles!

6 minutes ago, PhillyHorn1 said:

Damn, Nebraska is gonna win. Well Cincy gave it a good effort. Go Meteor for AU v BU tomorrow. 

Or maybe....

I’m hoping for Baylor to emerge victorious.  However, that is only because that would provide me with maximum laughs for Finebaum.  If Baylor loses that is also agreeable!

15 minutes ago, SL Xpress said:

Prop 48 to get players in who couldn't meet the NCAA minimum, have them sit out a year, then become Academic All Americans at the braintrust that is the University of Nebraska. Lose your soul by playing a horrific woman abuser to win a national championship. 

Those were some dominant teams, though. 

Doesn't Baylor play tomorrow?

 

Oh national championship.

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9 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

How a lot of people have probably felt about Texas until recently

27 years out of the last 40 Texas hasn't striked fear into anyone, with a welcome 12 year reprieve between 1998 and 2009 and then the last two years. 

And OU, our biggest rival, pwned us in the Big 12. I wish we struck fear in all our opponents, but that hasn't been the case.

There is no reason for Sorsby to actually let go of that ball on a passing play. Spread the field then run it.

Cincinnati has done Nebraska a huge favor by making themselves one-dimensional when there was still two minutes left in the game

I hate when there is a minute or so left in the game and a team is driving the the fucking announcers talk about nothing but getting in field goal position 

 

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