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6 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

Jeez. If you are going to throw that pass the one thing you can’t do is leave it short.

Dumbass.

Shouldn’t have thrown it at all. Scoring a TD would be nice but you absolutely can’t risk a turnover. You’re in FG range. You want 6 but you can’t take risks that might cost you 3.

I went into this rooting for the Huskers because I’d like to see them start pulling their weight in the conference. Rutgers is doing a better job than they are. But after they left themselves vulnerable to an upset after their final possession. I switched to rooting for Cincy. You got this, go get it done. They asked for it. But you fucked it up. There’s no excuse.

Such a stupid throw. You got greedy. 

1 minute ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Such a stupid throw. You got greedy. 

Rookie mistake despite him having played three seasons of CFB.

Is Cincy her Alma mater? Holy fuck if true and she actually decided to start tossing cash around. 

2 minutes ago, troph said:

Is Cincy her Alma mater? Holy fuck if true and she actually decided to start tossing cash around. 

No, but both Kelces went there…

1 minute ago, MrX said:

No, but both Kelces went there…

Marrying into it … good enough to see some heads explode. 
 

$30,000,000 per year is less than 2% of her wealth. Its entirely doable that they could completely change cincy and make it a powerhouse.

Billionaires remain billionaires by being smart with their money.  Dropping $30mm on Cincy football (even if it is 2% of your wealth) does not seem smart.

Yeah she's obviously not going to do it, but the only thing I can imagine being as dumb as spending all two billion dollars one has earned is dying with all two billion dollars one has earned.

8 hours ago, Fondren & Main said:

While I chortled, I can’t help but think that shirt should be in maroon.

Except aggy doesn't "almost always" do anything besides run their mouths and squeeze their genitals.

@immamac and @Huckleberry make valid points.  I ignored the happiness point, as giving $30mm to Cincy football would definitely not make *me* happy.  But you both are correct.  I'll stand down :)

 

34 minutes ago, boilerhorn said:

Billionaires remain billionaires by being smart with their money.  Dropping $30mm on Cincy football (even if it is 2% of your wealth) does not seem smart.

 

27 minutes ago, immamac said:

It does if it makes you happy. 

 

18 minutes ago, boilerhorn said:

@immamac and @Huckleberry make valid points.  I ignored the happiness point, as giving $30mm to Cincy football would definitely not make *me* happy.  But you both are correct.  I'll stand down :)

 

If you make $100,000 per year would you spend $2000 per year on a passion project or hobby? That’s what $30M per year with a $1.6B net worth is.

plus she is raking in more income from her career than she can spend so adding that additional cash plus return on investments her wealth is growing at a rapid clip and that 2% is nothing. 

so if kelce wants to game change cincy athletics, that couple could do it and it wouldn’t matter to their pocketbook at all. 

Edited by troph

Probably could've drawn up a good play if they hadn't burned all 3 timeouts before the 2 minute warning

This one wasn't up very long before the Swifties doxxed the poor social media intern.

 

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36 minutes ago, immamac said:

This thread getting 6 pages is indicative of how many people are clamoring for football lol

My dumb ass was playing NCAA 26 last night and forgot it was Thursday

1 hour ago, DFW Horn said:

Except aggy doesn't "almost always" do anything besides run their mouths and squeeze their genitals.

Yes, you are correct.  Their shirt would read:

We almost always win games that were never played.

43 minutes ago, gatormarc said:

This one wasn't up very long before the Swifties doxxed the poor social media intern.

 

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Don’t mess with the Swifties, they are ruthless 

42 minutes ago, Brian Fantana said:

My dumb ass was playing NCAA 26 last night and forgot it was Thursday

Lay off the weed.

27 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

Lay off the weed.

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2 hours ago, boilerhorn said:

Billionaires remain billionaires by being smart with their money.  Dropping $30mm on Cincy football (even if it is 2% of your wealth) does not seem smart.

 

2 hours ago, immamac said:

It does if it makes you happy. 

I think what would make Taylor happy is to never go to another college football game again…

For the rest of her life.

43 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Someone on socials said to play in Arrowhead was Rodiola’s Make-A-Wish game and I’m dead

Great one.

Still don't know why Cincy conceded their home game for fucking KC.  Nashville/ Indy/ or even Soldier Field if you're going true "neutral."  Not fucking Arrowhead, which is nothing of a drive for Husker fans, generally speaking.  The check had to be a good one, right?

I told my wife that the idea that these two teams play the same sport as we do is like Special Olympics participants competing against Usain Bolt...

This one wasn't up very long before the Swifties doxxed the poor social media intern.
 
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That’s awesome. Put it back up. Fuck swifties.
13 hours ago, Huckleberry said:

Okay so that's the first "worst throw of the season" I've seen this year. Good to get that out of the way.


The safety showed he was going to cover the slot but bailed to cover the outside receiver. Sorsby had plenty of time and was looking right into the coverage and said “Fuck it I’m throwing into double coverage.” Totally inexcusable for a veteran QB to let that ball go in that game situation. 

4 hours ago, troph said:

 

 

If you make $100,000 per year would you spend $2000 per year on a passion project or hobby? That’s what $30M per year with a $1.6B net worth is.

plus she is raking in more income from her career than she can spend so adding that additional cash plus return on investments her wealth is growing at a rapid clip and that 2% is nothing. 

so if kelce wants to game change cincy athletics, that couple could do it and it wouldn’t matter to their pocketbook at all. 

Y'all know Michigan basically already has this right? The blueprint is there.

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