August 29Aug 29 Popular Post I know there is a catch-all thread and other threads dedicated to specific teams, but I thought it would be convenient to have a thread that primarily discusses on the field stuff specific to this season and the standings in the SEC so we don't have to wade through the other bullshit. If someone thinks this is a bad idea, I'll delete. Some quick predictions: LSU is wildly overrated. Bama is going to be better than most think and will end up in the CCG Georgia is going look more pedestrian than they have in years but still make the playoff OU has the biggest delta on their success of their season -- it's either going to be surprisingly good or a trainwreck Mike Elko will still be morbidly obese and A&M will still be 8-4 Hugh Freeze is going to make an ass out of himself Tennessee's offense is going to be dogshit South Carolina is going to regress back to the mean, despite Sellers still being a beast And oh yeah, we're going to run this shit and the Texas animosity will be greater than ever. Like I said, never invite a vampire into your home.
August 29Aug 29 2 minutes ago, Mitch Cumsteen said: And oh yeah, we're going to run this shit and the Texas animosity will be greater than ever. Like I said, never invite a vampire into your home. So...we're the vampire? How is that flattering to the program? FWIW, I agree with your other bullet points.
August 29Aug 29 Alabama being elite again is one of a handful of outcomes that would genuinely piss me off. Esp with the way they bitched to get in last year. That fanbase deserves to face multi year adversity if there is a CFB God at all. Edited August 29Aug 29 by BurgleBro
August 29Aug 29 3 minutes ago, DFW Horn said: So...we're the vampire? How is that flattering to the program? FWIW, I agree with your other bullet points. We are the Evil Empire. Use whatever analogy makes us the bad guy.
August 29Aug 29 Just now, TrashMaster G said: We are the Evil Empire. Use whatever analogy makes us the bad guy. I prefer to say we've now got a fully operational Death Star with NIL and our other advantages.
August 29Aug 29 7 minutes ago, Mitch Cumsteen said: I know there is a catch-all thread and other threads dedicated to specific teams, but I thought it would be convenient to have a thread that primarily discusses on the field stuff specific to this season and the standings in the SEC so we don't have to wade through the other bullshit. If someone thinks this is a bad idea, I'll delete. Some quick predictions: LSU is wildly overrated. Bama is going to be better than most think and will end up in the CCG Georgia is going look more pedestrian than they have in years but still make the playoff OU has the biggest delta on their success of their season -- it's either going to be surprisingly good or a trainwreck Mike Elko will still be morbidly obese and A&M will still be 8-4 Hugh Freeze is going to make an ass out of himself Tennessee's offense is going to be dogshit South Carolina is going to regress back to the mean, despite Sellers still being a beast And oh yeah, we're going to run this shit and the Texas animosity will be greater than ever. Like I said, never invite a vampire into your home. We're not a vampire. They're just fucking cheating, insecure pussies that are pissed we're gonna take away their fucking woobie. 6 minutes ago, BurgleBro said: Alabama being elite again is one of a handful of outcomes that would genuinely piss me off. Esp with the way they bitched to get in last year. That fanbase deserves to face multi year adversity if there is a CFB God at all. There isn't.
August 29Aug 29 10 minutes ago, DFW Horn said: So...we're the vampire? How is that flattering to the program? FWIW, I agree with your other bullet points. Because vampires are fucking badass
August 29Aug 29 1 minute ago, SubliminalHorn said: Because vampires are fucking badass Only if you're a dark, sick, gothic, and demented fuck
August 29Aug 29 28 minutes ago, DFW Horn said: Only if you're a dark, sick, gothic, and demented fuck
August 29Aug 29 3 hours ago, Mitch Cumsteen said: I know there is a catch-all thread and other threads dedicated to specific teams, but I thought it would be convenient to have a thread that primarily discusses on the field stuff specific to this season and the standings in the SEC so we don't have to wade through the other bullshit. If someone thinks this is a bad idea, I'll delete. Some quick predictions: LSU is wildly overrated. Bama is going to be better than most think and will end up in the CCG Georgia is going look more pedestrian than they have in years but still make the playoff OU has the biggest delta on their success of their season -- it's either going to be surprisingly good or a trainwreck Mike Elko will still be morbidly obese and A&M will still be 8-4 Hugh Freeze is going to make an ass out of himself Tennessee's offense is going to be dogshit South Carolina is going to regress back to the mean, despite Sellers still being a beast And oh yeah, we're going to run this shit and the Texas animosity will be greater than ever. Like I said, never invite a vampire into your home. I think SC will do pretty good this year, but they are my dark horse pick. Otherwise, I actually agree with every other point you make. I think Bama outperforms Georgia this year, probably more a decent amount. I COULD see aggie only winning 7. 3 hours ago, DFW Horn said: Only if you're a dark, sick, gothic, and demented fuck Are you new here?
August 29Aug 29 3 hours ago, TrashMaster G said: We are the Evil Empire. Use whatever analogy makes us the bad guy. We are Sauron, everyone else are tiny Hobbits, fat short Dwarfs, skinny weak Elves and aimless stupid humans.
August 29Aug 29 6 minutes ago, BurntEyes said: We are Sauron, everyone else are tiny Hobbits, fat short Dwarfs, skinny weak Elves and aimless stupid humans. Sauron ended up failing to win the whole enchilada. Put up a good fight though.
August 29Aug 29 14 minutes ago, Wishbone said: Sauron ended up failing to win the whole enchilada. Put up a good fight though. OH, Really? Seen any elves, wizards or hobbits recently?
August 29Aug 29 Bama will be good, not great. Ty Simpson is average, even with Ryan Grubb as OC. They'll win 10 games and lose to us in the CCG.
August 29Aug 29 We're Genghis Khan. To the rest of the SEC: "If you had not committed great sins, God would not have sent a punishment like me upon you."
August 30Aug 30 7 hours ago, TKthunder2 said: And Mizzou…most people forget about Mizzou…anyways And they're gonna be 1 of the top 3 Tigers in the conference again this year, and probably next year, too.
August 30Aug 30 3 hours ago, SL Xpress said: We're Genghis Khan. To the rest of the SEC: "If you had not committed great sins, God would not have sent a punishment like me upon you." Outstanding! Totally agree!
August 30Aug 30 3 hours ago, SL Xpress said: We're Genghis Khan. To the rest of the SEC: "If you had not committed great sins, God would not have sent a punishment like me upon you." With Attila the Hun and Vlad Tepes III blood running through our veins. We impale our opponents outside of DKR and their own stadiums to send a message.
August 30Aug 30 9 hours ago, SubliminalHorn said: Because vampires are fucking badass And because the ladies love us and the men are scared of us. Yeah I’m cool with the vamp analogy Edited August 30Aug 30 by troph
August 30Aug 30 Alabama is never going to be what they were with Saban. They were in shambles in game 4 on defense last year and normally a new coach loses the team in the 2nd year. This fucker did it in 16 quarters.
August 30Aug 30 11 hours ago, Clintonaldo said: Alabama is never going to be what they were with Saban. They were in shambles in game 4 on defense last year and normally a new coach loses the team in the 2nd year. This fucker did it in 16 quarters. lol. What else yall want to know?
August 30Aug 30 11 hours ago, Clintonaldo said: Alabama is never going to be what they were with Saban. They were in shambles in game 4 on defense last year and normally a new coach loses the team in the 2nd year. This fucker did it in 16 quarters. Let’s go Clemson!!!
August 31Aug 31 On 8/29/2025 at 5:44 PM, BurntEyes said: OH, Really? Seen any elves, wizards or hobbits recently? no, but I see lots of aimless, stupid humans
August 31Aug 31 4 minutes ago, High Plains Drifter said: no, but I see lots of aimless, stupid humans Well, step one, stop surfing Surly.
August 31Aug 31 1 hour ago, Clintonaldo said: lol. What else yall want to know? Which Halloween III mask would you have had your mom buy?
August 31Aug 31 23 minutes ago, gatormarc said: Which Halloween III mask would you have had your mom buy? The one your mom wore when I fucked her. Next question
August 31Aug 31 1 minute ago, Clintonaldo said: The one your mom wore when I fucked her. Next question You don't remember which one?
August 31Aug 31 17 minutes ago, gatormarc said: You don't remember which one? No, your ol bitch was anything but honest.
September 2Sep 2 Author To summarize week 1: Bama looks like ass. LSU looks to have found a defense. Tennessee looks to have won the QB trade with UCLA Scar looks to be at the very least, competent. Auburn is either pretty decent or Baylor sucks ass. Or potentially both. Everybody else played an exhibition game. Other than OU/Michigan, the slate looks pretty blah for week 2. Ole Miss has a revenge game against Kentucky in the only conference game on the schedule. ASU vs. MSU could be interesting as could Mizzou vs. Kansas. Maybe Vandy and Virginia Tech? The rest? Woof.
September 2Sep 2 Not sure I get the Bama takes. They weren’t very good last year and look worse this year. I don’t think that FSU team is very good either. We’ll see.
September 3Sep 3 17 hours ago, TexasMan said: Now THIS is a take The Woke Mind Virus has infiltrated the Capstone, Paul! The call is coming from inside the house!
September 3Sep 3 On 8/29/2025 at 1:38 PM, DFW Horn said: I prefer to say we've now got a fully operational Death Star with NIL and our other advantages. Fuck that. Everyone knows what happens to the death star
September 3Sep 3 20 minutes ago, Sawbonz said: Fuck that. Everyone knows what happens to the death star Sure, but we can blow up Oklahoma first...
September 7Sep 7 Author Florida, wtf was that? Otherwise the bottom of the conference really showed out yesterday. Vandy, Mississippi State, Mizzou. I hate to say it but Oklahoma looked a million times better than I thought they would. Their qb may end up paralyzed but he was giving me Dillon Gabriel in the cotton bowl ptsd vibes. That guy is a gamer. I hope Michigan really is that terrible.
September 11Sep 11 Author I'm trying to keep this thread going where we get some actual SEC football discussion. There are some really interesting games this week as we get into conference play: Georgia at Tennessee - Georgia is a 3.5 point favorite on the road. They have a tendency to look like crap against garbage opponents and then show up when they need to, but does anyone really believe in Gunner Stockton, much less believe in him and Mike Bobo on the road? Georgia is really young this year. Still talented as hell, but young. Arkansas at Ole Miss - The hogs have demolished two bad teams and their QB can be a problem, but they are 7 point dogs at Ole Miss at night. Austin Simmons got injured last week against Kentucky but he's listed as probable. This seems like a game that Ole Miss has no business losing, but inexplicably finds a way to do so just to reaffirm their fans lot in life. Florida at LSU - LSU is a 7.5 favorite at night in Death Valley against a Florida team with its back against the wall. LSU somehow lost to them last year in the swamp. I think Nussmeyer is one of the most overrated players in the country, but LSU looks a ton better on defense. I gotta think LSU puts some more nails in Sunbelt Billy's coffin on Saturday. Vandy at South Carolina - I never thought I would be fired up to watch Vanderbilt play South Carolina, but here we are. This game has two of the most interesting and dynamic QBs in the conference. This is a sneaky huge game and should be a great environment at night in Columbia. A&M at Notre Dame - ND has had two weeks prepare and the rest of their schedule is mostly dogshit. So for playoff purposes they need a W badly against a team with a "name", as much as A&M qualifies as a name. A&M is notoriously horrible on the road. The Irish are 6.5 point favorites. I don't think ND is anything special, but I would be stunned if A&M beat them in South Bend at night. Wisconsin at Bama - I guess Bama got right last week, but they are laying 21 at home against Wisconsin in an early start. That seems like a ton of points for a team that got pasted by Florida State week 1. I still think Luke Fickell is a decent enough coach and they are running a new offense with Jeff Grimes (remember when Mack Brown desperately tried to make him the highest paid OL coach in the country and he told Mack, "hell no") as OC and have a bunch of transfers... so maybe they're improved? If this game is even competitive in the late third/early fourth quarter I can't even imagine the pucker factor for Kalen Deboer. OU at Temple - The Sooners should kill them, but that's a horrible sandwich game for them (between Michigan and Auburn) on the road with an early start on the east coast against a team with a really good coach. I'm not ballsy enough to pick Temple, but this one has a lot of potential for some early hilarity. That line went from OU - 26.5 to OU -21.5. That's huge movement without a significant injury. Just saying... The rest of the conference plays a bunch of tomato cans, but overall this is a pretty good slate. I was never that fired up to move to the SEC, but there are more interesting games this Saturday in this conference than there were in an entire season in the Big 12.
September 11Sep 11 I think OU wins and likely covers, but I like Keeler putting Mateer on notice that they are going to make him "pay a price" anytime he runs. Given what a bunch a mouthy loose cannons the Sooners have, this could have several entertaining extracurricular encounters. Edited September 11Sep 11 by cafe society grammar matters
September 11Sep 11 Wisconsin is like bad bad. Bama should handle that one fairly comfortably. I expect OU to put on a show at Temple and curb stomp them so that they can divert all the powerball budget to NIL when the gooners get super excited that this is their year. I think Tennessee is fools gold again. If you remember last year, the beat all of their weak opponents by 50+, but got shut down against quality defenses. I think the same thing happens this year. I have a sneaky suspicion that SCar is going to beat Vandy. I don't really know why, but that is what I am going with.
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