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1 minute ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Baylor has been absolutely fucked by bullshit penalties in critical situations

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Just now, BurgleBro said:

Were so back 

💯 

College football is BACK and in fully Surly mode, and Texas hasn't even kicked off!! 

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Hugh Freeze wants the clock moving. He has a lot of hookers back home waiting for him. 

Dude, Hugh could get laid getting off a plane in Hawaii!
Just now, LonghornSean said:

Aggy moral victory

I was at a party tonight with a bunch of aggy. They were all rooting for Auburn. Fucking dorks

SEC SEC SEC

Aranda should have used 1 of the TO's  before 4th and 1.  Might have broken Sawyer

2 minutes ago, PGFrog said:

Don't argue, the numbers tell the whole story.

They don't tell the whole story, but they're also not subjective. 

Somehow despite the fact that I made zero comment on any calls or bias one way or another and simply posted a data point you assumed my opinion on the calls. 

Cause you know exactly what's in my mind. Fabulous! 

Just now, BurntEyes said:

They don't tell the whole story, but they're also not subjective. 

Somehow despite the fact that I made zero comment on any calls or bias one way or another and simply posted a data point you assumed my opinion on the calls. 

Cause you know exactly what's in my mind. Fabulous! 

So you're making a stupid fucking point for no reason.

1 minute ago, BurntEyes said:

They don't tell the whole story, but they're also not subjective. 

Somehow despite the fact that I made zero comment on any calls or bias one way or another and simply posted a data point you assumed my opinion on the calls. 

Cause you know exactly what's in my mind. Fabulous! 

What the fuck are you talking about?  You are making about as much sense as Baylor's game plan for stopping the run, 

1 minute ago, BurntOrange&White said:

So you're making a stupid fucking point for no reason.

Nope, what I was point out is that Auburn was called for 30% more penalties than Baylor.  

That's a pretty significant statistical variance. 

1 minute ago, BurntEyes said:

Nope, what I was point out is that Auburn was called for 30% more penalties than Baylor.  

That's a pretty significant statistical variance. 

Actually irrelevant analysis.  

Just now, BurntOrange&White said:

Actually irrelevant analysis.  

Brilliant retort, as anticipated!

Just now, BurntEyes said:

Brilliant retort, as anticipated!

It's pointless and doesn't matter if any of those calls did nothing to change a game like the blatant calls and obvious no calls that were awarded to Auburn.

19 minutes ago, PGFrog said:

Obviously Gary's time in Waco was well spent. 

I have personally witnessed Gary give a diatribe about his hatred of Baylor. He probably purposefully sabotaged their defense.

Just now, ATXhorn17 said:

I have personally witnessed Gary give a diatribe about his hatred of Baylor. He probably purposefully sabotaged their defense.

I never really understood why he spent the time there as I get the impression Aranda is about to change what he is doing defensively as Gary did at TCU which ended up costing him and most likely Aranda.  

4 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

It's pointless and doesn't matter if any of those calls did nothing to change a game like the blatant calls and obvious no calls that were awarded to Auburn.

@BurntEyes

Gentlemen, enough with the petty bickering over poor officiating in the BU vs AU game.

It's time to dissect a future opponent, the stalwart San Jose St Spartans on ESPN 8 or FS1...whatever. Get to work

15 minutes ago, General Specific said:


Dude, Hugh could get laid getting off a plane in Hawaii!

Everyone, including HF, can get lei'd getting off a plane in Hawaii, so I don't understand your point. 

Everyone, including HF, can get lei'd getting off a plane in Hawaii, so I don't understand your point. 

You’re not very Gouda at Surly are you ?

Auburn may win some games as long as Arnold doesn’t have to complete a forward pass.

And for the record….fuck Baylor.  War Eagle.

1 hour ago, BurntEyes said:

Nope, what I was point out is that Auburn was called for 30% more penalties than Baylor.  

That's a pretty significant statistical variance. 

30% difference in # of penalties in a single game is NOT a significant variance. 

Just tonight:

Tarleton-Army, 9 vs 5 - 80%

App St - Charlotte, 9 vs 7 - 29%

Wake - Kennesaw St, 9 vs 8 - 14%

Wagner - Kansas, 10 vs 6 - 67%

Illinois - W Ill, 8 vs 5 - 60%

GT - Colorado, 8 vs 5 - 60%

That's just the few I looked at quickly.

2 hours ago, DFW Horn said:

I was at a party tonight with a bunch of aggy. They were all rooting for Auburn. Fucking dorks

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The real dork is the one at a party with aggy 

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