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1 minute ago, Lagunamadre said:

You can't be that stupid.

False.

As I've been telling y'all, you seem to think that a rock bottom exists.  It does not.  It's a bottomless pit of stupidity.  And it runs the show now.

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  • Hank Scorpio
    Hank Scorpio

    I'm sorry, look at all these old fucking goblins at this thing:  Let's go one by one:  Beatrice She has not missed a single city council meeting or church bingo in 35 years. S

  • Born to Run
    Born to Run

    I’ve heard this bullshit my entire life, hell I used to believe the myth that Republicans were all about “faith in the common man succeeding when unimpeded by the govt.” Left alone business and humani

  • austingirl
    austingirl

    I do volunteer work for Beto's campaign (surprise!). I get called a "libtard" on a regular basis and get a lot of responses that are just "#MAGA!" and the like, but I also hear a lot of "who is Beto?"

1 minute ago, Tony Soprano said:

The hate on this board for Cruz is beyond ridiculous. The media is so liberal it isn't even a discussion. Talk show hosts focus on conservatives and let their hate flow. I'm not even a Cruz fan. But no way in hell will I ever be a liberal. Most Texans have it together in this regard. Obama divides the country with his garbage and people eat it up. Media loves it. 

Where in the world did you make this point prior to this post, and how is my post proving the point? I said nothing about Cruz, I'm not a liberal, and I'm not a talk show host. Then you throw something in about Obama for some reason. You're all over the place.

2 minutes ago, Tony Soprano said:

The hate on this board for Cruz is beyond ridiculous. The media is so liberal it isn't even a discussion. Talk show hosts focus on conservatives and let their hate flow. I'm not even a Cruz fan. But no way in hell will I ever be a liberal. Most Texans have it together in this regard. Obama divides the country with his garbage and people eat it up. Media loves it. 

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Just now, Tony Soprano said:

The hate on this board for Cruz is beyond ridiculous. The media is so liberal it isn't even a discussion. Talk show hosts focus on conservatives and let their hate flow. I'm not even a Cruz fan. But no way in hell will I ever be a liberal. Most Texans have it together in this regard. Obama divides the country with his garbage and people eat it up. Media loves it. 

Fortunately we have Trump to sow the discord caused by that supremely popular tan-suit wearing black guy. 

Just now, Tony Soprano said:

The hate on this board for Cruz is beyond ridiculous. The media is so liberal it isn't even a discussion. Talk show hosts focus on conservatives and let their hate flow. I'm not even a Cruz fan. But no way in hell will I ever be a liberal. Most Texans have it together in this regard. Obama divides the country with his garbage being black and people eat it up. Media loves it. 

That's what you meant to say, right?

1 minute ago, Tony Soprano said:

Then people need better morals don't they?

Or more likely, you (like the government) need to stay the fuck out of their business. 

1 minute ago, Tony Soprano said:

Let it flow libs. Let it flow. Maybe Beto will save the day. 

Hopefully, although unlikely. When you get out of the cities, this state is full of too many Tony Sopranos. 

laughing my ass off at a Trump supporter ridiculing talk show hosts for having opinions.

1 minute ago, Tony Soprano said:

My main point was the hate by talk show hosts and how idiotic they are. I should throw in actors, musicians, and many others. If they would shut their traps it would be much more pleasant. But no, they have to throw their two cents in. It's beyond old.

But I bet you love Ted Nugent, James Wood and Trump. 

Just now, Tony Soprano said:

My main point was the hate by talk show hosts and how idiotic they are. I should throw in actors, musicians, and many others. If they would shut their traps it would be much more pleasant. But no, they have to throw their two cents in. It's beyond old.

But a racist game show host should be president.

2 minutes ago, Tony Soprano said:

My main point was the hate by talk show hosts and how idiotic they are. I should throw in actors, musicians, and many others. If they would shut their traps it would be much more pleasant. But no, they have to throw their two cents in. It's beyond old.

And yet you feel empowered to pontificate every time two of your 20 brain cells happen to bump into each other...

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1 minute ago, Tony Soprano said:

No I don't like Trump. I think he's a clown. But he's doing a good job as president. First time in 8 years.

You're not a deficit hawk I take it. 

Just now, Lagunamadre said:

Hopefully, although unlikely. When you get out of the cities, this state is full of too many Tony Sopranos. 

and that's the problem. too many people in their ignorance bubbles, especially in rural areas. There are still a lot of people who are born and die in the same town, or at least the same county. and they're often poor, so they don't have money to travel. they don't have good educations. all they know is bibles and guns. they're nice to the black family down the street, but secretly wish they would move. they don't know any gay or trans people and the only information they have about those people is highly distilled and pretty far from the truth. I could go on and on.

it always has and always will come down to education and life experience. if you aren't educated, you can be easily duped. and if you only hang around people like you, you're very quickly going to want everyone to be like you. it's easier and more comforting that way. acceptance is hard.

4 minutes ago, Tony Soprano said:

My main point was the hate by talk show hosts and how idiotic they are. I should throw in actors, musicians, and many others. If they would shut their traps it would be much more pleasant. But no, they have to throw their two cents in. It's beyond old.

So how did my post prove this point? You're still not making any sense whatsoever, you just come into this thread in a rage seeing red every once in a while. You actually manage to have less substance to your rants than the talk show hosts you complain about. I mean a few months ago you claimed Cruz would win by 15%. Now you seem to be harboring a bit more angst, and it's making you even less sensible than you were before.

Stop feeding the troll.  Ever prevail in an argument over "who's a bigger poopyhead?"  Yeah, you lose the minute you engage.  We know the state and country are full of Tony Sopranos.  Might as well have been written in the Good Book "the mouthbreathing morons shall inherit and rule over the earth."  They do.  And it's exactly the shitshow you'd expect.

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27 minutes ago, Tony Soprano said:

Actually you liberals and all your hate is quite amusing.  True nuts jobs.

What are "nuts jobs?"  Is that what was going on in the porn video that Cruz tweeted out? 

14 minutes ago, Lagunamadre said:

over 70% of Americans support abortion.....and nobody supports open borders, get out of here with that bullshit. You can't be that stupid. 

Yall being straight up trolled.

1 minute ago, relapse98 said:

Yall being straight up trolled.

I can't help myself sometimes. 

Just now, Tony Soprano said:

I've read 

See, guys?  The lies just don't stop with these fellas.

 

Before the troll takes the bait on this one, issa joke.

24 minutes ago, Lagunamadre said:

But I bet you love Ted Nugent, James Wood and Trump. 

I fucking love Ted Nugent. 

 

^^^ You also dig Yacht Rock.

So, there's like, balance in the Force and stuff.

4 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

I fucking love Ted Nugent. 

 

Who doesn't. 

3 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

^^^ You also dig Yacht Rock.

So, there's like, balance in the Force and stuff.

 

28 minutes ago, thepop said:

 

Before the troll takes the bait on this one, issa joke.

Ha, I know exactly where that intersection is. About 1/2 a mile from Cruz's house.  That particular area is filled with River Oaks empty nesters.  She probably had a few Miravals with her girlfriends at a'Bouzy before stealing the sign on her short drive home.  Oh, and would. 

 

 

 

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2 hours ago, Tony Soprano said:

I'm not even a Cruz fan. But no way in hell will I ever be a liberal. 

It's safe to say you won't be splitting the atom, either.

1 hour ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Ha, I know exactly where that intersection is. About 1/2 a mile from Cruz's house.  That particular area is filled with River Oaks empty nesters.  She probably had a few Miravals with her girlfriends at a'Bouzy before stealing the sign on her short drive home.  Oh, and would. 

 

 

 

Probably did it on her way home from a Thursday night at Armandos.  

I heard a segment about the election on TPR/NPR the other day. They were interviewing Hispanics in El Paso who weren't even aware of Beto's existence. Then they discussed the lack of name recognition in South Texas. The main conversation was about the lack of participation by Hispanics in elections.

 

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2 hours ago, Tony Soprano said:

No I don't like Trump. I think he's a clown. But he's doing a good job as president. First time in 8 years.

Obama just couldn't seem to repeat the greatness of his first year for you?

2 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

While one should know the law of local jurisdiction.....I have had shotgun shells in some part of my vehicle (car and truck) for most of the past 30+ years.  Hell, even some strays that fell out when a box opened, and went down into the spare tire well.

This story is pretty "nothing."

2 hours ago, thepop said:

 

Before the troll takes the bait on this one, issa joke.

they are about to show this video on KPRC.  Clear as day.  Someone has to know who this lady is. 

Driving a white Audi SUV

Some people have decided to take their signs down because of similar issues, but are still supporting Beto. 

Your Republican Party, ladies and gents.  

1 minute ago, Brisketexan said:

While one should know the law of local jurisdiction.....I have had shotgun shells in some part of my vehicle (car and truck) for most of the past 30+ years.  Hell, even some strays that fell out when a box opened, and went down into the spare tire well.

This story is pretty "nothing."

I know, hence the "oopsy" and not "holy shit!"

2 hours ago, Lagunamadre said:

Who doesn't. 

Me! 

28 minutes ago, Pancho Negro said:

they are about to show this video on KPRC.  Clear as day.  Someone has to know who this lady is. 

Driving a white Audi SUV

Some people have decided to take their signs down because of similar issues, but are still supporting Beto. 

Your Republican Party, ladies and gents.  

 

 

97 negs on one page.  That's allsome work.   He nearly got the banhammer on one single page.  Gotta be a record. Wonder what his next username will be.

10 hours ago, horncyclist said:
11 hours ago, retread said:
 

Really wish they could nail Cruz on some shady campaign stuff. He represents the very worst of humanity today.

Fixed again

Don't know but I hope we find out.

Let it flow libs. Let it flow. Maybe Beto will save the day. 


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4 hours ago, Tony Soprano said:

I'm not losing sleep over any election, ever. I didn't even vote last election. First one in awhile. I didn't like either candidate. Plus I knew there was no way Trump wouldn't win Texas. I just get humor out of liberals and their absolute hate and inability to be tolerant when tolerance is supposed to be their thing. I'm not a member of any political party.

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