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  • Hank Scorpio
    Hank Scorpio

    I'm sorry, look at all these old fucking goblins at this thing:  Let's go one by one:  Beatrice She has not missed a single city council meeting or church bingo in 35 years. S

  • Born to Run
    Born to Run

    I’ve heard this bullshit my entire life, hell I used to believe the myth that Republicans were all about “faith in the common man succeeding when unimpeded by the govt.” Left alone business and humani

  • austingirl
    austingirl

    I do volunteer work for Beto's campaign (surprise!). I get called a "libtard" on a regular basis and get a lot of responses that are just "#MAGA!" and the like, but I also hear a lot of "who is Beto?"

Are we sure Tony isn’t a sock of Johnny Sack?

1 minute ago, ERhine said:

Are we sure Tony isn’t a sock of Johnny Sack?

I will now refer to both as tony’s sack.

I can hear "Don't Stop Believin" and see Member's Only jacket guy coming through the door.

25 minutes ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

The Ted Cruz yard sign graphics are pretty on point with the entire state going up in flames. A+, Ted.

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6 hours ago, Lagunamadre said:

Who doesn't. 

I hate Ted Nugent.

I love Stranglehold.

Cat Scratch Fever is meh.

I’m voting for the Hispanic. We’ve go too many middle aged white dudes in Congress already 

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40 minutes ago, EuroHorn said:

I’m voting for the Hispanic. We’ve go too many middle aged white dudes in Congress already 

So you're voting for the guy who does or doesn't speak spanish?

34 minutes ago, Js1 said:

 

"You see, fellow fake Christians, the Russians know how to make sure the result is in our favor, yet believable".

36 minutes ago, Js1 said:

 

Somebody must have gotten a peek at Ted's internal polling.

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12 hours ago, lemonlime said:

laughing my ass off at a Trump supporter ridiculing talk show hosts for having opinions.

No shit, but don't forget we're supposed to care what Ted Nugent / Kid Rock / James Woods / Lee Greenwood / blah blah fucking blah have to say.

I hate Ted Nugent.
I love Stranglehold.
Cat Scratch Fever is meh.

How about Free For All, Queen of the Forest or Wang Dang Sweet Poontang?

Little Miss Dangerous and Fred Bear are his best two songs. Don't @ me.

If you don't love this man and if you say a negative word about him, you should be caged and deported.

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That’s sad and pathetic. 

 

I have no issue with Willie. Beto’s text bomb campaign is annoying as fuck. 

The Trumpkins destroy their Keurigs, boycott the NFL, burn their Nike’s, and denounce Willie Nelson but it’s those whiny liberals that are the REAL snowflakes.

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28 minutes ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

That would be glorious if the sign stealer turns out to be Ted's wife. Some reporter just needs to go full Zindler and straight up ask her.

Trigger her straight into traffic again 

Trigger her straight into traffic again 
Cruz campaign probably weighing whether wife suicide would help or hurt reelection chances right now.
1 hour ago, Celery Man said:

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I just want you to know I DEFINITELY SWYDT.   And I'm disappointed more of my fellow Texans haven't repped you for it.

6 minutes ago, horncyclist said:
9 minutes ago, Js1 said:
Trigger her straight into traffic again 

Cruz campaign probably weighing whether wife suicide would help or hurt reelection chances right now.

Totally 100% human Ted Cruz has human feelings for his human female mate, I mean, wife, Heidi, and enjoys exchanging long protein strings with her - I mean holding hands.  

Was hanging in Austin this weekend and one of my best friends in the entire world gave me an impassioned "vote for Beto" speech. I told him I don't vote but he begged and made me promise I would vote for Beto.

So now, I'm voting for Beto, because it really means a lot to him and he's my best friend and so, sure, I'll do what I can to make him happy since this is meaningless to me.

That means I've come 'round full circle from my first post on this thread to now. How funny is that?

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1 hour ago, Revolution512 said:

I have no issue with Willie. Beto’s text bomb campaign is annoying as fuck. 

That’s on you.  Donated several times and I don’t receive texts. 

The texts have  slowed down for me a lot. I rarely get any now.

Probably helps that I donate and have already told them i'm voting for him.

1 hour ago, Hank Kingsley said:

 

This makes me happy. 

1 hour ago, Revolution512 said:

I have no issue with Willie. Beto’s text bomb campaign is annoying as fuck. 

Yeah. That seems to be the new thing this cycle. I get multiple per day from various candidates in NY. 

3 minutes ago, thepop said:

The texts have  slowed down for me a lot. I rarely get any now.

Probably helps that I donate and have already told them i'm voting for him.

Ditto.

 

11 minutes ago, OatmealRaisinCookie said:

Was hanging in Austin this weekend and one of my best friends in the entire world gave me an impassioned "vote for Beto" speech. I told him I don't vote but he begged and made me promise I would vote for Beto.

So now, I'm voting for Beto, because it really means a lot to him and he's my best friend and so, sure, I'll do what I can to make him happy since this is meaningless to me.

That means I've come 'round full circle from my first post on this thread to now. How funny is that?

Meh. It’s not meaningless, period. We the middle class peasants only get one real opportunity to make our voice heard by voting. The fact you don’t use yours regularly really isn’t funny to me.  Unless you’re a multi million dollar donor, this is it  

The fact that your only motivation in actually selecting the person who is being sent to speak on your behalf and Your state this year is “my best friend basically begged me” is why we have Trump and Cruz and Patrick. Texas voting apathy is a huge win for the Texas GOP. 

21 hours ago, relapse98 said:

Me thinks you have not read his bio.

He also went to UT Law and lives and works in Austin.  I was just trying (and failing) to be funny.

who was the guy who is doing voter registration in Austin? Send me a PM

Listening to Willie Nelson this morning in honor of his support of Beto.

Just now, BrazilHorn said:

who was the guy who is doing voter registration in Austin? Send me a PM

Pretty sure it's @Celery Man.  

35 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Totally 100% human Ted Cruz has human feelings for his human female mate, I mean, wife, Heidi, and enjoys exchanging long protein strings with her - I mean holding hands.  

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    HERE IS WHAT THE PEOPLE ARE SAYING

     
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    Ted Cruz is only one being and not several.

     

    - Guy Manderson

     
     
     
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    I have seen many people and Ted Cruz is one of them

     

    - Firstname Lastname

     
     
     
 
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2 minutes ago, BrazilHorn said:

who was the guy who is doing voter registration in Austin? Send me a PM

pm sent

SOP for troll on here is to come in, post something funny from time to time, and then switch into their act.   Get banned.  Start over.   

1 minute ago, Pancho Negro said:

I didn't think the Latinx thing would cause that much chaos. 

 

Jesus. 

 

Fuck Cruz. 

what's this about?

Wrong thread 

29 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Meh. It’s not meaningless, period. We the middle class peasants only get one real opportunity to make our voice heard by voting. The fact you don’t use yours regularly really isn’t funny to me.  Unless you’re a multi million dollar donor, this is it  

The fact that your only motivation in actually selecting the person who is being sent to speak on your behalf and Your state this year is “my best friend basically begged me” is why we have Trump and Cruz and Patrick. Texas voting apathy is a huge win for the Texas GOP. 

I hear you and love that you are passionate, but it's okay to not care, too, (in my belief system at least).

45 minutes ago, OatmealRaisinCookie said:

Was hanging in Austin this weekend and one of my best friends in the entire world gave me an impassioned "vote for Beto" speech. I told him I don't vote but he begged and made me promise I would vote for Beto.

So now, I'm voting for Beto, because it really means a lot to him and he's my best friend and so, sure, I'll do what I can to make him happy since this is meaningless to me.

That means I've come 'round full circle from my first post on this thread to now. How funny is that?

This never happened. Also let's all stop feeding the troll. Save your food for the good trolls. 

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