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Has any bill Ted has introduced ever passed?

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  • Hank Scorpio
    Hank Scorpio

    I'm sorry, look at all these old fucking goblins at this thing:  Let's go one by one:  Beatrice She has not missed a single city council meeting or church bingo in 35 years. S

  • Born to Run
    Born to Run

    I’ve heard this bullshit my entire life, hell I used to believe the myth that Republicans were all about “faith in the common man succeeding when unimpeded by the govt.” Left alone business and humani

  • austingirl
    austingirl

    I do volunteer work for Beto's campaign (surprise!). I get called a "libtard" on a regular basis and get a lot of responses that are just "#MAGA!" and the like, but I also hear a lot of "who is Beto?"

The laugh at Cruz has a working relationship with Trump

My liberal wife thinks Cruz is winning the debate so far. Not that she would vote for Cruz, just that Beto isn’t connecting.

 

TTIP was already a thing, Ted. Trump didn't get us shit.

3 minutes ago, swraith said:

My liberal wife thinks Cruz is winning the debate so far. Not that she would vote for Cruz, just that Beto isn’t connecting.

 

I think i agree with that. Cruz is full of shit, but he can sell. Beto doesn't have the same amount of debate experience.

My liberal wife thinks Cruz is winning the debate so far. Not that she would vote for Cruz, just that Beto isn’t connecting.
 

A 2012 Cruz donor and 2016 Trump supporter just texted me and said

“Wow Ted is a fucking pussy”

A Pelosifest with a Warren on top!

Pelosi! Drink!

What's going on with Cruz's neck? Is he turning into David Ubben?

 

 

 

I hope this high road approach works.  I would like Beto to throw out some no body likes you and your a pussy.

Checking in. I tried listening to the debate on the radio coming home from work, but I just couldn't do it. That sniveling whiny voice of Ted's spouting lies, I feel, is unhealthy for my heart. Hearing that weasel makes my blood boil, so I'll just have to rely on the surly play-by-play here.

Cruz's whole argument can be boiled down to "librulz r evil"

Ted is a lot smaller and fatter than I imagined.

Beto is wound a little tight, but he's staying on message.

Who had 99 counties of Iowa? That's a bingo!

8 hours ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Well yes, but the fact an Ivy League Canadian named Rafael with no charisma can have statewide success in Texas is a remarkable political accomplishment. 

It demonstrates his ability to transform himself to mass political appeal.

Savvy AF

The guy went to Indiana and talked about "basketball rings".  How much mass political appeal does that get and where did he land on your piss map?

“Only one of us is really Texan, the other one is Canadian”.

 

 

Should’ve been the reply on “Texas values”.

George Soros!

Lol, this little weasel is just throwing red meat around.

Fuck Rafael Cruz and his bitch ass little laugh.

We gave trillions to big enterprise but you got $1000!

 

 

True to form. micdrop

 

"true to form"

When your political strategy depends on people being morons, something is fucked up.

Did Cruz just call Dems Nazis? Nationalist Socialist?

Beto with the strong close.

Beto absolutely crushed the second half and the ending was worthy of a Spartacus.

True to form. fucking snake.

Thad was entertaining. Highlight was Cruz saying that MLK would have been a blue lives matter guy. 

here's what I think, and there's a solid chance that I know absolutely nothing:

 

Beto didn't really realize how slimy Ted Cruz can be.   Like the final "Like Bernie Sanders" bullshit. 


Beto did fine, but he'll bring out the whoopin' stick next time.  He needs to play up the Cruz sucking cheeto cock angle a bit.  Cruz played the "I've spoken. to Trump several times, you've never spoken to Trump" angle.  Beto need to reply "what did Texas gain from you sucking up to Trump?"

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Beto with the strong close.

Lol

Fuck both of these assholes. This is the best we can do and it’s pathetic.

When Cruz was giving his closing argument, did anyone else get the feeling like he was about to pulling a guitar and start busking with the audience?

He just got his ass turned inside out.

Just now, Gil Bang said:

here's what I think, and there's a solid chance that I know absolutely nothing:

 

Beto didn't really realize how slimy Ted Cruz can be.   Like the final "Like Bernie Sanders" bullshit. 

 

Then Beto is not very bright, to put it lightly. 

Cruz: Hillary. Hillary. Sanders. God. God. Good. Guns. Good. 

19 minutes ago, swraith said:

My liberal wife thinks Cruz is winning the debate so far. Not that she would vote for Cruz, just that Beto isn’t connecting.

I think Beto did pretty well.  He is not quite as fluid, but seems passionate.  Problem is that Cruz has simple talking points that he can hammer repeatedly that are more likely to resonate with many Texans (low taxes, gun rights, etc).  I think Beto will do better at the next debate.  Made a few too many mistakes he should avoid next time (such as disregarding T&P in front of a live audience in Dallas).  Overall, I think this debate will give slight boost to Cruz.  

Just now, Fozzz said:

Thad was entertaining. Highlight was Cruz saying that MLK would have been a blue lives matter guy. 

Makes sense.  His whole stupid party also thinks Jesus Christ would be a big fan of trickle down economics.  

Ted Cruz: MLK would have agreed that Trayvon and Michael Brown got what they deserved. 

I didn’t watch the debate but I’d be willing to bet Cruz performed much better than most expected.

cruz won, in that his performance served to assure republicans who were wavering or on the fence. 

1 minute ago, Fozzz said:

Ted Cruz: MLK would have agreed that Trayvon and Michael Brown got what they deserved. 

If Cesar Chavez were here today, he’d be chanting “BUILD THAT WALL!  BUILD THAT WALL!”

1 minute ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

I didn’t watch the debate but I’d be willing to bet Cruz performed much better than most expected.

He didn’t lose, but I don’t think he convinced anyone who wasn’t going to vote for him anyway. 

1 minute ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

He didn’t lose, but I don’t think he convinced anyone who wasn’t going to vote for him anyway. 

i don't think his strategy is to gain new voters.  his strategy is to stem the tide of those who voted R last time switching to D.

I also liked when Cruz parroted D’souza’s bit about the civil rights movement. Bet that shit is the orthodox position amongst even “serious” conservatives soon enough. 

Neither party is mine not the
Jackass or the elephant

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