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  • Hank Scorpio
    Hank Scorpio

    I'm sorry, look at all these old fucking goblins at this thing:  Let's go one by one:  Beatrice She has not missed a single city council meeting or church bingo in 35 years. S

  • Born to Run
    Born to Run

    I’ve heard this bullshit my entire life, hell I used to believe the myth that Republicans were all about “faith in the common man succeeding when unimpeded by the govt.” Left alone business and humani

  • austingirl
    austingirl

    I do volunteer work for Beto's campaign (surprise!). I get called a "libtard" on a regular basis and get a lot of responses that are just "#MAGA!" and the like, but I also hear a lot of "who is Beto?"

Lmfao you don’t know what anecdotal evidence is.

Lmfao do you need a job? I have plenty
No, it's actually happening. It's one of the main reasons Donald Trump is president. The economic situation for the folks who put him over the top has not changed.

They need to move to the upper Texas coast. Lee college is churning out associate degreed people starting off at 100k in the petrochemical industry.


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Industry and pay rate?


Name it, I Staff everything. $20 a hour to over $250k. Are you looking? Pm your resume to me.
4 minutes ago, Stros said:


Lmfao do you need a job? I have plenty

People don’t like working for assholes at close to minimum wage. 

Who should we trust as a better source of the overall health of the economy?  Stros' anecdotal bullshit or the U.S. Bureau of Labor and Statistics as posted by David Dennison?  

Gosh, I'm going to have to go with the latter.

45 minutes ago, bolverk said:

That was the precisely the moment I had to turn my radio off.

True to our brothers from other mothers form, I didn't last much longer than you, for precisely the same reason. 

People don’t like working for assholes at close to minimum wage. 

In my line of work I have come to find many people don’t like to work. The fact that I’m an asshole has nothing to do with it. Do you need a job?
1 minute ago, Tom said:

Who should we trust as a better source of the overall health of the economy?  Stros' anecdotal bullshit or the U.S. Bureau of Labor and Statistics as posted by David Dennison?  

Gosh, I'm going to have to go with the latter.

No guys he can’t find enough people to hire

Just now, Stros said:


In my line of work I have come to find many people don’t like to work. The fact that I’m an asshole has nothing to do with it. Do you need a job?

Nope. Got a good business on my own. Thanks though. I treat my relatively few employees with respect. 

So what business are you in and why are you having trouble finding people to fill it? 

Surprised not more love for this line.

 

at least I was the one doing the fucking when I got 3 of those

She sounds nice
1 hour ago, RPM said:

I'd say there was no major blood loss on either side, but Cruz did get cut a few times. The big difference to me was the negative stance Cruz had v the positive message Beto was selling. We'll see how it played to the masses soon. On to Round 2!

Positive doesn't play in Texas.  I used to think it would back in the early 2000's but it just doesn't happen.  Hate and fear wins in our retarded state.

No guys he can’t find enough people to hire

So we can all agree O’ROURKE loss tonight?
Nope. Got a good business on my own. Thanks though. I treat my relatively few employees with respect. 
So what business are you in and why are you having trouble finding people to fill it? 

Staffing
1 minute ago, Stros said:


So we can all agree O’ROURKE loss tonight?

No and your quoting of that post to respond with that statement makes no sense. 

1 minute ago, Stros said:


Staffing

Well that’s an informative answer. 

Staffing, like winning, is hard. 

 


It doesn’t matter. I think Cruz is asshole. I voted for Dewhurst. But you guys need to stop sucking each other’s dicks and realize a boilerplate liberal isn’t going win a Texas senate seat in November.
I think Cruz will win and have said so multiple times above. The fact that beating Beto is absorbing so much national GOP money because Cruz is a shitty fundraiser locally who everyone hates has enormous strategic value.

I was responding to your economic take, however, so maybe you are the one distracted by sucking dicks.

Nixon won on merit, Kennedy looked better.

but that was ONE debate

 

 

 

5 minutes ago, Stros said:


So we can all agree O’ROURKE loss tonight?

Honestly, I think he did, because outside of our major cities, and a few poor souls stranded out in the sticks, our state is absolutely full of slavering morons and tough-talking cowards who respond to Cruz's idiotic "message" and believe his slimy lies. 

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5 minutes ago, Stros said:


So we can all agree O’ROURKE loss tonight?

dp

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1 hour ago, Texas73 said:

Anyone who believes the Republican Party is best in 2018 for blacks because Lincoln was a Republican is a moron.

30-40% of voters chose Trump.  There are a lot of morons in this country.

Well that’s an informative answer. 
Staffing, like winning, is hard. 
 

The Stros are up 7-0 on the Angels. A little under what Cruz did on Beto tonight.
2 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

30-40% of voters chose Trump.  There are a lot of morons in this country.

That fucking "Lincoln freed the slaves and Byrd was in the Klan durr durr durr" comes up on this very board weekly. 

Positive doesn't play in Texas.  I used to think it would back in the early 2000's but it just doesn't happen.  Hate and fear wins in our retarded state.

30-40% of voters chose Trump.  There are a lot of morons in this country.

These.

I’ve said from the beginning that I think Cruz wins. Beto has the 1 in 3 chance I thought he would have.

But bet on stupid and scared. Always.

So I DVR'd the debate and just finished watching. Holy shit, "True to Form" was one of the best moments in any debate I've ever seen. Just. Awesome.

49 minutes ago, Blotto said:

I would have replied by asking if his wife speaks to Trump, but my political campaigns would probably be short-lived.

I would say I wish you had your dad's ambition and would shoot Trump.


These.

I’ve said from the beginning that I think Cruz wins. Beto has the 1 in 3 chance I thought he would have.

But bet on stupid and scared. Always.

Yep cause Beto’s vision is sooo much smarter and brave.


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6 minutes ago, pevodog said:


Yep cause Beto’s vision is sooo much smarter and brave.


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Tell us how it is not, and show your work. 

Honestly, I think he did, because outside of our major cities, and a few poor souls stranded out in the sticks, our state is absolutely full of slavering morons and tough-talking cowards who respond to Cruz's idiotic "message" and believe his slimy lies. 

So Texas should be more like California, Chicago, or New York?
30-40% of voters chose Trump.  There are a lot of morons in this country.

Did you ever think maybe the left are the real morons?
23 minutes ago, Stros said:


So we can all agree O’ROURKE loss tonight?

Reading is a struggle for you it seems 

40 minutes ago, pevodog said:


Not shit! Try to find or hire an accountant right now.
 

I bet if you offered them a "fair market wage" you could hire some.  Let the fucking "free market" sort it out, asshole.

3 minutes ago, Stros said:


Did you ever think maybe the left are the real morons?

People who refer to “the left” or “the right” as monolithic are the real morons. 

Tell us how it is not, and show your work. 

Same old west coast-northeast liberal bullshit. I guess he is brave for trying to get elected spouting that crap in Texas. Texans have too much of a sense of self reliance and independence to go for that tired nanny state bullshit.


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44 minutes ago, pevodog said:


Not shit! Try to find or hire an accountant right now.


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Every accountant I know thinks the republicans rushed through and not debated tax bill that is incomprehensible as shit is probably the best thing that ever happened to the profession. If accounting firms issued stock (hell maybe they do now I don’t know) I would be betting large on those fuckers. 

6 minutes ago, Stros said:

Did you ever think maybe the left are the real morons?

Did you see who the right elected president?

2:1 margin currently for beto winning debate:
 
 


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Revved up like a deuce
Another runner in the night
Blinded by the light
Revved up like a deuce
Another runner in the night
Blinded by the light
Revved up like a deuce
2 minutes ago, pevodog said:


Same old west coast-northeast liberal bullshit. I guess he is brave for trying to get elected spouting that crap in Texas. Texans have too much of a sense of self reliance and independence to go for that tired nanny state bullshit.


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Oh so you can’t then. Good try though

Just now, hobbes2702 said:

Oh so you can’t then. Good try though

He’s trollin’ Jake. It’s just troll town. 

1 minute ago, pevodog said:

Same old west coast-northeast liberal bullshit. I guess he is brave for trying to get elected spouting that crap in Texas. Texans have too much of a sense of self reliance and independence to go for that tired nanny state bullshit.

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Are you seriously going to trot out the myth that the industries that make Texas what it is aren't propped up by massive subsidies from the federal government?

Get the fuck out with that self-reliance bullshit.

10 minutes ago, Stros said:


So Texas should be more like California, Chicago, or New York?

 

Yes.  Texas should strive to be more like the 5th largest economy in the world that dwarfs Texas by comparison.

I bet if you offered them a "fair market wage" you could hire some.  Let the fucking "free market" sort it out, asshole.

There are 3 accountants for every 5 openings. It has been that way for a while.Every person that graduates with a degree in accounting and a decent gpa has a job.Average mid career wage is 150k. Free market works


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Are you seriously going to trot out the myth that the industries that make Texas what it is aren't propped up by massive subsidies from the federal government?
Get the fuck out with that self-reliance bullshit.

Petrochemical industry is propped up by the federal government?


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4 minutes ago, pevodog said:

There are 3 accountants for every 5 openings. It has been that way for a while.Every person that graduates with a degree in accounting and a decent gpa has a job.Average mid career wage is 150k. Free market works


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It doesn't sound like it's working for people who need accountants.

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It's amazing to me there are enough corny ass people in this state to vote for this square cruz. This guy is the epitome of sleazy and spineless. 

Blinded by the light

Revved up like a deuce

Another runner in the night

Blinded by the light

Revved up like a deuce

Another runner in the night

Blinded by the light

Revved up like a deuce

 

Wanna know how I know how old you are?

 

1 minute ago, pevodog said:

Petrochemical industry is propped up by the federal government?

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Are you serious?

Did you see who the right elected president?

Hillary isn’t president so it looks good to me.
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