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Just now, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

Beto's gonna be 300lbs by election night if he keeps eating Whataburger at this rate

That guy probably burns 3000 calories a day just giving speeches.  

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  • Hank Scorpio
    Hank Scorpio

    I'm sorry, look at all these old fucking goblins at this thing:  Let's go one by one:  Beatrice She has not missed a single city council meeting or church bingo in 35 years. S

  • Born to Run
    Born to Run

    I’ve heard this bullshit my entire life, hell I used to believe the myth that Republicans were all about “faith in the common man succeeding when unimpeded by the govt.” Left alone business and humani

  • austingirl
    austingirl

    I do volunteer work for Beto's campaign (surprise!). I get called a "libtard" on a regular basis and get a lot of responses that are just "#MAGA!" and the like, but I also hear a lot of "who is Beto?"

He sweats out all the Whataburger he eats. He's evolutionarily advanced. We should all be so lucky.

3 minutes ago, irishtexan said:

He sweats out all the Whataburger he eats. He's evolutionarily advanced. We should all be so lucky.

Was about to say.  You see this dude sweat?  He is the future.

16 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

Beto's gonna be 300lbs by election night if he keeps eating Whataburger at this rate

That reminds me, Ted is packing on some stress weight. He's looking fat.

Just now, David Dennison said:

That reminds me, Ted is packing on some stress weight. He's looking fat.

He's always been a soft, doughy smart-mouthed pussy.

Just now, irishtexan said:

He's always been a soft, doughy smart-mouthed pussy.

True, but he seems softer and doughier lately. He looks like he's sporting some back fat these days.

Stress eating Big Macs and Diet Coke will do that to you. 

6 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

True, but he seems softer and doughier lately. He looks like he's sporting some back fat these days.

 

1 minute ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

Stress eating Big Macs and Diet Coke will do that to you. 

He is sucking down so much of Trump's shit that he is starting to look like Dotard.

you ever see a pumpkin that's been left out too long? Cruz is what it looks like when you rot from the inside out

he's gaining sympathy weight as he supports trump through his difficult time

Cruz gettin outwhataburgered. It’s like surrendering the high ground.

Cruz doesn't understand the Whataburger references. Now if you told him he got out Tim Horton'd he'd be furious.

57 minutes ago, Celery Man said:

that's not even his real body

Could be about to molt.

59 minutes ago, longhornmatt said:

I’m not caught up on the thread so apologies if that has been covered already, but apparently Ted Cruz thinks it is a red meat attack ad to show a clip of Beto ... giving a perfectly reasonable speech to an African American audience in which he shows sympathy to Botham Jean and expresses that perhaps black men shouldn’t be murdered in their apartments by the police?

https://www.vox.com/midterm-elections/2018/9/23/17893424/ted-cruz-beto-orourke-debate-botham-jean

Gotcha, Beto!  Definitive proof that you aren’t a white nationalist authoritarian!  

I guess this shows what Cruz thinks of his base.  What’s scarier is he might be right about his base. It also completes his new Trumpkin persona, replacing whatever was left of the old Tea Party with a libertarian streak persona, which replaced the old Bush neocon persona, which replaced the sexually frustrated aspiring mime persona, and so on.

What a creep.

might be?

1 hour ago, RPM said:

Cruz doesn't understand the Whataburger references. Now if you told him he got out Tim Horton'd he'd be furious.

I'm not sure a little Second Bestest Baptist pussy has ever actually eaten whataburger.

8 hours ago, David Dennison said:

If Democrats could mount a competent GOTV campaign in Texas, this state would already be blue.

So much this.

1 minute ago, atomheartbevo said:

 

This crap just makes the left look stupid and angry.  It certainly doesn't get any votes.

1 minute ago, Message Board User said:

This crap just makes the left look stupid and angry.  It certainly doesn't get any votes.

no, it doesn't. it shows that people are tired of his shit and don't want him ruining their nice dinner. fuck him. he deserves nothing, and will like it. there's a reason he is called the most hated senator. because he is.

Edited by Longhorn_Fan68

Stuff like that doesnt help Beto's chances. Conservatives who may be on the fence about voting Democrat will see that and could be turned off.  That video is a gift to the Cruz campaign.

Edited by Tom

Wonder where Cambridge Analytica found all those actors.

Looks like Teddy figured out a new way to dine & dash and get the restaurant to help him.

7 minutes ago, Tom said:

Stuff like that doesnt help Beto's chances. Conservatives who may be on the fence about voting Democrat will see that and could be turned off.  That video is a gift to the Cruz campaign.

While I agree with this.... it's a shame because this isn't about Beto/Cruz, it's about Kavanaugh and victim's rights...... 

 

9 minutes ago, Patrick Bateman said:

While I agree with this.... it's a shame because this isn't about Beto/Cruz, it's about Kavanaugh and victim's rights...... 

 

Speaking of that, with the latest revelations, I’m guessing Cruz wants no part of that vote. 

man, people are really pissed off!

19 minutes ago, Tom said:

Stuff like that doesnt help Beto's chances. Conservatives who may be on the fence about voting Democrat will see that and could be turned off.  That video is a gift to the Cruz campaign.

Only conservatives who don't believe women accusers and instead support rapists, but Beto wasn't getting their votes anyway. I doubt he even wants them.

Beto’s response to this could be an opportunity to score some political points. 

2 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

 

Fuck Ted Cruz and all that but if I’m the restaurant owner I’m pissed those slapdicks are fucking with my business.  Don’t think it swings the vote one way or the other i just think these stunts are stupid.

2 hours ago, Tom said:

Stuff like that doesnt help Beto's chances. Conservatives who may be on the fence about voting Democrat will see that and could be turned off.  That video is a gift to the Cruz campaign.

Cruz's camp probably staged it.  Shady cunts.

Lol none of that shit is going to impact the election 

Cruz probably thanked them for getting him out of sitting through dinner with Heidi.

Agree this stuff is a distraction but probably doesn't matter.

7 hours ago, CowboyFred said:

Fuck Ted Cruz and all that but if I’m the restaurant owner I’m pissed those slapdicks are fucking with my business.  Don’t think it swings the vote one way or the other i just think these stunts are stupid.

Ted was probably grateful since that place doesn’t have anything on the menu that’s still alive. 

8 hours ago, TexArcher said:

Cruz's camp probably staged it.  Shady cunts.

 

That’s possible. It won’t hurt him. 

10 hours ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Beto’s response to this could be an opportunity to score some political points. 

 

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“We believe survivors ....”
 
Y’all realize half the electorate is female and 1 in 4 or 5 women have been sexually assaulted or molested, right?
 
Women have led the “Resistance” and places like Round Rock, Lakeway and Westlake are turning purple at an alarming rate.
 
Pussyhats marching down Congress to the tune of over a hundred thousand in Texas alone - sure some photo op gender bending hairy leg lesbians (not me for the record) - but a lot and I mean a lot of ordinary women the kind that take care of their kids, shuffle to little league and work a full time job.
 
Cruz may win, but if you think the Republicans are immune here you’re smoking crack. Brett Kavanaugh is exactly the kinda guy that back in her college days date raped that ordinary woman who is now shuffling her kids to little league after a long day at work.
 
I may be new to the convo here but I’ve had multiple conversations with friends who are super triggered by this stuff because of what happened to them. It’s real and it motivates them to vote and to activate.
 
This shit is NOT playing well with a large number of women. Maybe the deepest red church going baptists don’t care but that’s not representative of most women today.
 
 
 
 

A lot of this.

Most of the women I know meet that description. Hell, most of them are or would be expected to be republican voters.

The casual, misogynist dismissiveness that the GOP is and has been displaying - not to mention the active smearing of the accusers - is making a huge, and irrevocable impression on then.

And I find it incredibly sad. It doesn’t have to be that way, but the GOP has gone all-in on “win at all costs, party over everything.” So, there we are. Cruz is more of the same, and the worst of it.
7 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


A lot of this.

Most of the women I know meet that description. Hell, most of them are or would be expected to be republican voters.

The casual, misogynist dismissiveness that the GOP is and has been displaying - not to mention the active smearing of the accusers - is making a huge, and irrevocable impression on then.

And I find it incredibly sad. It doesn’t have to be that way, but the GOP has gone all-in on “win at all costs, party over everything.” So, there we are. Cruz is more of the same, and the worst of it.

The entire platform has taken a backseat to preying on white males thinking they are losing their number one spot.

11 hours ago, Message Board User said:

This crap just makes the left look stupid and angry.  It certainly doesn't get any votes.

They’re the party of tolerance, you see. 

1 minute ago, Chrispy said:

They’re the party of tolerance, you see. 

It's like the GOP being the party of family values.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2018/09/25/beto-orourkes-false-claim-he-did-not-try-leave-scene-dwi/?noredirect=on&utm_term=.e8dca4987f8d


“The defendant/driver then attempted to leave the scene,” Carrera reported. “The reporter then turned on his overhead lights to warn oncoming traffic and try to get the defendant to stop.”

Similar information appears in another document, the incident and crime report: “The driver attempted to leave the accident but was stopped by the reporter.”

Just now, Stros said:

https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2018/09/25/beto-orourkes-false-claim-he-did-not-try-leave-scene-dwi/?noredirect=on&utm_term=.e8dca4987f8d


“The defendant/driver then attempted to leave the scene,” Carrera reported. “The reporter then turned on his overhead lights to warn oncoming traffic and try to get the defendant to stop.”

Similar information appears in another document, the incident and crime report: “The driver attempted to leave the accident but was stopped by the reporter.”

Someone should ask him about this.

Someone should ask him about this.


Just asking questions.
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