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4 hours ago, F250 said:

Cruz called O'Rourke a hypocrite for supporting taxing businesses for sales across state lines, pointing to a furniture store owned by O'Rourke's mother that was found guilty in 2010 of tax law violations.

https://www.texastribune.org/2018/06/06/beto-o-rourke-ted-cruz-texas-mom-attack-taxes/

 

 

 

 

Unforced error by Beto campaign. Frame it, put it out in April, done.

 

 

6 hours ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

 

Cruz:  Trump me metio la verga como en el gif de Looch.

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  • Hank Scorpio
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    I'm sorry, look at all these old fucking goblins at this thing:  Let's go one by one:  Beatrice She has not missed a single city council meeting or church bingo in 35 years. S

  • Born to Run
    Born to Run

    I’ve heard this bullshit my entire life, hell I used to believe the myth that Republicans were all about “faith in the common man succeeding when unimpeded by the govt.” Left alone business and humani

  • austingirl
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    I do volunteer work for Beto's campaign (surprise!). I get called a "libtard" on a regular basis and get a lot of responses that are just "#MAGA!" and the like, but I also hear a lot of "who is Beto?"

2 hours ago, SaucyJack said:

Unforced error by Beto campaign. Frame it, put it out in April, done.

Beto's mother's company failed to report transactions over $10,000.

Beto and his campaign did not make this error. It is not even clear based on the articles I have read so far that his mother had anything to do with this error other than she should have gotten a better acccountant.

This is a serious reach by Cruz and another demonstration of his questionable character and his distortion of facts.

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9 hours ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

 

So Rafael figured out how to use Google Translate. 

6 hours ago, F250 said:

I'm still undecided. I really like his immigration and war on drugs stance. Actually those positions are music to my ears. These are old positions for him and I believe he is sincere about them because he is from El Paso and is close to the issues. However, he does say shit that turns me off. I also really loathe Cruz and the Libertarian candidate is an aggy. So, I'm still up in the air.

I imagine there are other people still out there that are on the fence.

My wife started phone banking for Beto last night. I assume she’s calling local folks. We live in Montgomery County, so I figured she’d return home each night dejected after numerous negative reactions to her calls. Surprisingly, though, she said most of those she talked to said they were undecided.

We’ll see if that continues, but in an 80% red county, that may not such a great sign for ole barrel bacon. 

9 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

But mostly, I want my senator to be someone who actually has integrity, decency, courage, cares about Texas and Texans, and will go to bat for us. So...no contest.

fuckin A bubba!

Tax violations pale when compared to assassinating the President. Ted's parents are still bigger assholes.

1 hour ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

 

Is this Ted trying to be Hip for the young people?

I find it romantic that they share an appreciation for good movies about blondes.

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You would think the US Senator that already posted a porn movie wouldn't post a picture of a chick in a bikini with a creepy message. He is really creepy 

The latest public policy polling (PPP) poll is very interesting. Yes it starts with Cruz over Beto by 6 points, but after educating the respondents about gun safety issues and their positions that closes to 1 point. Admittedly the poll is written in a biased way, but it still clearly shows that gun safety is a winning issue for democrats in Texas. Note that the poll had 50% Trump and 42% Clinton voters which is close to the 52/43 result.

Ppp poll results

It clearly shows that this race can be a toss-up once voters learn about the candidate's positions, before considering enthusiasm which is running 63 to 47 nationally favoring Democrats in latest polling.

13 hours ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

The comment section to that tweet is spectacular 

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On 6/7/2018 at 1:18 AM, RayDog said:

Beto's mother's company failed to report transactions over $10,000.

Beto and his campaign did not make this error. It is not even clear based on the articles I have read so far that his mother had anything to do with this error other than she should have gotten a better acccountant.

This is a serious reach by Cruz and another demonstration of his questionable character and his distortion of facts.

I take it you’re voting for Beto. So am I. I hold my teams to  high standards. Unforced errors’ will kill you in a close race. We’ll have to agree to disagree.

Still think Beto needs to run ads showing Trump trashing Cruz and his family, and Cruz trashing Trump.  Would confuse the fuck out Trump supporters.  

Beto needs to make legalization of marijuana a big part of his campaign. I believe enough Republicans would vote for him if he did to allow him to win.

the 2012 race - Cruz vs. Paul Sadler (who?) was a 57-41 landslide with a margin of 1.3 million votes.  

is the projected margin now about 400k votes?  A very strong GOTV movement with 10k volunteers geeting only 40 voters each can overthrow this dork. 

Outside of POTUS, i have never wanted to oust an incumbent so badly. 

I've never met Rafael personally, so I'll assume what people say about his intelligence is true for a moment.

If that assumption is indeed true, he cannot possibly believe that athletes using their First Amendment rights to oppose police violence a manifestation of their "disrespecting our soldiers sailors airmen & marines".

I can, therefore, only conclude his statement is yet another cynical ploy to rile up "the base" against black privileged athletes who serve as a convenient proxy for the African American community at-large.

In other words, he's a despicably smarmy and disgustingly shitty human being whom I don't want "representing" me in Washington.

On 6/8/2018 at 2:42 AM, RayDog said:

The latest public policy polling (PPP) poll is very interesting. Yes it starts with Cruz over Beto by 6 points, but after educating the respondents about gun safety issues and their positions that closes to 1 point. Admittedly the poll is written in a biased way, but it still clearly shows that gun safety is a winning issue for democrats in Texas. Note that the poll had 50% Trump and 42% Clinton voters which is close to the 52/43 result.

Ppp poll results

It clearly shows that this race can be a toss-up once voters learn about the candidate's positions, before considering enthusiasm which is running 63 to 47 nationally favoring Democrats in latest polling.

Keep hope alive.......................any way possible.

11 minutes ago, Tennesseehorn said:

Keep hope alive.......................any way possible.

And I hope Republicans keep thinking this is an easy win.

23 minutes ago, RayDog said:

And I hope Republicans keep thinking this is an easy win.

Nope, not easy just enviable.

      
15 minutes ago, Tennesseehorn said:

Nope, not easy just enviable.

 

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52 minutes ago, RayDog said:

And I hope Republicans keep thinking this is an easy win.

Aren’t you the old loser who pays for sex in Thailand? Nice work supporting sex slavery in third world countries. 

Edited by Johnny Sack

Aren’t you the old loser who pays for sex in Thailand? Nice work supporting sex slavery in third world countries. 

He should do it the honorable way: buy the foreign woman off, and bring her whole family to the country. It’s so much classier, believe me.
4 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


He should do it the honorable way: buy the foreign woman off, and bring her whole family to the country. It’s so much classier, believe me.

Point on the doll where Trump touched you.  

Point on the doll where Trump touched you.  

I’m not a vacuous plasticized whore, porn star, etc - he’s not into me.
Just now, Brisketexan said:


I’m not a vacuous plasticized whore, porn star, etc - he’s not into me.

You sure act like he did. 

You sure act like he did. 

Sorry I’m not down for guzzling his orange cock with you. That’s your territory. Well, yours and every poster on Texags. Hint: when the company you keep is a buncha of cult-ready mouth breathers, you oughta rethink your positions.
1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:


He should do it the honorable way: buy the foreign woman off, and bring her whole family to the country. It’s so much classier, believe me.

Fuck that.

It's the Philippines and I have never seen a sex slave, only girls who will fuck for money, which is most of them. I have found the difference between a girlfriend and a whore here is you pay the girlfriend to come back while you pay a whore to leave. They all need money for something, so there is always a cost. The whores generally cost less and are more talented in bed. Things are pretty simple here.

1 hour ago, Johnny Sack said:

Aren’t you the old loser who pays for sex in Thailand? Nice work supporting sex slavery in third world countries. 

I fuck beautiful 19 and 20 year old girls. I do groundbreaking physics research. I eat great food and live in a nice western style condo for cheap. I travel to some of the most beautiful beaches and cities in the world. Oh, and I don't work.

What part of that makes me a loser?

2 hours ago, RayDog said:

And I hope Republicans keep thinking this is an easy win.

We don’t. It’s going to make those of us who’ve never had to vote actually go out and vote tho. So that sucks. 

7 minutes ago, RayDog said:

I fuck beautiful 19 and 20 year old girls. I do groundbreaking physics research. I eat great food and live in a nice western style condo for cheap. I travel to some of the most beautiful beaches and cities in the world. Oh, and I don't work.

What part of that makes me a loser?

Oh the irony of that statement. 

Still getting a little pedo'y vibe when you talk about fucking 70lb "19" year old Filipinos dude.

Just now, Anastasis said:

Still getting a little pedo'y vibe when you talk about fucking 70lb "19" year old Filipinos dude.

I don't get the whole "lady boy" thing, but to each his own, and banging Filipino dudes may keep him out of trouble.

14 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

Still getting a little pedo'y vibe when you talk about fucking 70lb "19" year old Filipinos dude.

The average 18 to 24 year old Filipina is about 4'10" and 100 pounds. I admit that it does seem weird at times because they are so tiny. And then there is the 28 year old I like who is 4'0" so you could say I have experience fucking a normally proportioned dwarf. Kinky but legal.

I don't get the ladyboy thing either, although I have caught myself staring at a ladyboy's ass before realizing it was a ladyboy. Pretty much everyone here does that from time to time so we constant give each other shit about it.

1 minute ago, Mojo Hand said:

This has gotten weird. 

Actually, plenty of studies show that guys with small dicks tend to seek out short women or dwarves, in the mistaken belief that it makes them look bigger than they really are. 

What thread are we in again?

Actually, plenty of studies show that guys with small dicks tend to seek out short women or dwarves, in the mistaken belief that it makes them look bigger than they really are. 
What thread are we in again?

The thread about me having sex with a buncha 6 foot tall chicks.
Just now, Brisketexan said:


The thread about me having sex with a buncha 6 foot tall chicks.

My man.

2 hours ago, RayDog said:

I fuck beautiful 19 and 20 year old girls. I do groundbreaking physics research. I eat great food and live in a nice western style condo for cheap. I travel to some of the most beautiful beaches and cities in the world. Oh, and I don't work.

What part of that makes me a loser?

Were you the guy in the Kota Kinabalu airport trying to bitch about paying $25 to check a plastic juice pitcher you could get at a grocery store for $2 on your flight to Manila last Chinese New Year?  If I’d known I would’ve said hi. 

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