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16 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

 

Beto ain't fucking around

 

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  • Born to Run
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    I’ve heard this bullshit my entire life, hell I used to believe the myth that Republicans were all about “faith in the common man succeeding when unimpeded by the govt.” Left alone business and humani

  • austingirl
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    I do volunteer work for Beto's campaign (surprise!). I get called a "libtard" on a regular basis and get a lot of responses that are just "#MAGA!" and the like, but I also hear a lot of "who is Beto?"

Damnit Heidi 

Houston Fire department tweeting that evac is lifted and no dangerous substances were present.

Houston Fire department tweeting that evac is lifted and no dangerous substances were present.
It's a weird situation where I hope it was actually a misguided supporter going for sympathy coverage. Not to score political points with it but rather because I prefer a world where campaign workers can open mail without worrying about being killed.
1 minute ago, SuingToGetAMessageBoard? said:

I hope our country can heel from this.

lulz, good catch.

22 minutes ago, Disco Strangler said:

Cocaine Mitch is curious.

Cocaine Mitch sending Ted a nasty gram for having to spend all that GOP money. 

Rest assured, Obama hates Cruz about as bad as you can hate somebody.  He's doing  whatever Beto's campaign thinks is best.  Consider him a "silent commit", and he'll announce if and  when it's appropriate. 


It would probably help Beto more if Obama endorses Cruz. Heads would explode.


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24 minutes ago, Celery Man said:

Houston Fire department tweeting that evac is lifted and no dangerous substances were present.

Good, now I can speculate that it was Heidi.

1 hour ago, relapse98 said:

Thanks Bush.

It gets better or worse depending on your view.  It was a Roger Ailes protégé who helped spread that ad.  It was aimed squarely at old white people, even if people wanted to pretend it wasn’t at first (the mugshot was deliberately chosen out of quite a few photos).  

Even better, the Republicans stole it from Al Gore and some other Democrats who were using the issue against Dukakis in the primaries. 

And ironically, it was a program that was signed into law by a Republican governor years before.  Dukakis just so happened to be holding the reins when it happened. 

As an armchair historian, it’s fascinating how you can basically take the Willie Horton ad, replace Willie with MS-13, and replace the furlough program with “catch and release” or whatever the Republicans are calling it.

1 hour ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

 

they are desperate. 

they are desperate. 


Who is Beto or Cruz?
37 minutes ago, Pancho Negro said:

 

Someone should tell the libtards that 11 years olds can't vote 

20 minutes ago, Stros said:

 


Who is Beto or Cruz?

 

How the fuck are you still posting, and Cruz.

How the fuck are you still posting, and Cruz.

The bobs like me, and they know all my negs have come from socks and libtards like you. I don’t understand why you people get so afraid of someone who has a different political view than you do.
Just now, Stros said:


The bobs like me, and they know all my negs have come from socks and libtards like you. I don’t understand why you people get so afraid of someone who has a different political view than you do.

no one is afraid of you. also, no one will take you seriously slinging shit like 'libtards' around.

no one is afraid of you. also, no one will take you seriously slinging shit like 'libtards' around.

I just call out bullshit when I see it, and they don’t like it. Is what it is I guess.
3 minutes ago, Stros said:


I just call out bullshit when I see it, and they don’t like it. Is what it is I guess.

Your smarts and intellectual honesty are too much for our libtard pea-brains to handle. 

12 minutes ago, Stros said:


I just call out bullshit when I see it, and they don’t like it. Is what it is I guess.

I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast. 

28 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

no one is afraid of you. also, no one will take you seriously slinging shit like 'libtards' around.

Stros is just another con(man)servative. I mean who are you going to believe, Stros or your lying eyes?

I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast. 

Yumm hope you like corn.

I'm afraid the strain was more than he could bear.

4 hours ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

 

I will laugh my ass off if isomeone sent powered freeze dried tofu 

Remember that thing that was on Ted Cruz's mouth and the thing moved and bounced around for awhile and then Ted Cruz ate the thing?  What was that thing?

1 hour ago, Horn Dog said:

I will laugh my ass off if isomeone sent powered freeze dried tofu 

My first thought was someone put something stupid in one of his fake summons envelopes.

1 hour ago, Chooky said:

Remember that thing that was on Ted Cruz's mouth and the thing moved and bounced around for awhile and then Ted Cruz ate the thing?  What was that thing?

His dignity. 

https://www.caller.com/story/news/local/texas/state-bureau/2018/10/02/orourke-plans-oct-13-rally-corpus-christi-joe-kennedy-iii/1497426002/

Democratic U.S. Senate hopeful Beto O'Rourke will campaign in Corpus Christi this month alongside Massachusetts Congressman Joe Kennedy III, the O'Rourke camp said Tuesday.

The Oct. 13 rally at the Richardson Performance on at Del Mar's East Campus starts at 10 a.m.

O'Rourke, a three-term El Paso congressman who is challenging Republican U.S. Sen. Ted Cruz in the Nov. 6 election, has been accompanied by Kennedy at several campaign stops in Texas this year, including in a road trip through Houston.

4 hours ago, Stros said:


The bobs like me, and they know all my negs have come from socks and libtards like you. I don’t understand why you people get so afraid of someone who has a different political view than you do.

All? No. 

 

5 hours ago, Stros said:

 


Who is Beto or Cruz?

 

the one who sent that envelope to himself. 



Dude might actually have a chance.


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With Trump mocking Ford's testimony, are the chances increasing that Cruz cancels all remaining debates?  There's no way in hell he wants to be asked a question on whether he support's Trump's mocking of her, not while he's got Pence and Trump flying in to help him.

No chance he cancels on Trump.

Besides Trump would probably then just show up anyway and bash Cruz at his own anti-Cruz rally.

27 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

With Trump mocking Ford's testimony, are the chances increasing that Cruz cancels all remaining debates?  There's no way in hell he wants to be asked a question on whether he support's Trump's mocking of her, not while he's got Pence and Trump flying in to help him.

What are the chances Cruz does the most spineless, cowardly self-serving thing possible, despite it being directly opposed to the interests of the people of Texas? What are the odds the sun rises in the east?

With Trump mocking Ford's testimony, are the chances increasing that Cruz cancels all remaining debates?  There's no way in hell he wants to be asked a question on whether he support's Trump's mocking of her, not while he's got Pence and Trump flying in to help him.


Misread this earlier, obviously.
8 hours ago, Stros said:


I just call out bullshit when I see it, and they don’t like it. Is what it is I guess.

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That's a good response from Beto, but all I could think of was this:

 

6 hours ago, Stros said:


Yumm hope you like corn.

You get negged because you shitpost constantly. 

13 minutes ago, ERhine said:

Misread this earlier, obviously.

 

I just picture a debate where Cruz is asked about Trump's mocking of a woman testifying about sexual assault, Cruz says Trump was wrong, Trump says "fuck you and your JFK-killing father and your batshit insane and ugly wife!"

Cruz wouldn’t say Trump was wrong. He’d start talking about socialism and kneeling during the national anthem and ‘merica.

2 hours ago, Message Board User said:

 

She also lied, which Beto knows a lot about.

1 hour ago, HtownHorn said:

She also lied, which Beto knows a lot about.

Please expound.  Or is it going to be a rehash of the "he fled the scene" accusation again?

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