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  • Hank Scorpio
    Hank Scorpio

    I'm sorry, look at all these old fucking goblins at this thing:  Let's go one by one:  Beatrice She has not missed a single city council meeting or church bingo in 35 years. S

  • Born to Run
    Born to Run

    I’ve heard this bullshit my entire life, hell I used to believe the myth that Republicans were all about “faith in the common man succeeding when unimpeded by the govt.” Left alone business and humani

  • austingirl
    austingirl

    I do volunteer work for Beto's campaign (surprise!). I get called a "libtard" on a regular basis and get a lot of responses that are just "#MAGA!" and the like, but I also hear a lot of "who is Beto?"

New Beto ad I just saw for the first time. It’s just him in a pretty close shot addressing the attack ads against him. I don’t know if this is the right ad but I love the overall strategy. Address the ads directly but stay positive and continue to get your message out.

8 hours ago, Celery Man said:

Not sure if there's an appropriate thread, but for people open to voting against the current crop of Texas republicans

 

Good read, with requisite dallas suburb snark. Oh, and angela paxton appears to be smuggling weapons of mass destruction. 

1 hour ago, Larry T. Spider said:

New Beto ad I just saw for the first time. It’s just him in a pretty close shot addressing the attack ads against him. I don’t know if this is the right ad but I love the overall strategy. Address the ads directly but stay positive and continue to get your message out.

It’s been out for a few days. Very refreshing in comparison to the attack ads with that country bumpkin as the voiceover 

It’s been out for a few days. Very refreshing in comparison to the attack ads with that country bumpkin as the voiceover 
For the right audience(those with 80+ IQs) the defense works as an attack add because it highlights the deception and cynicism in the Cruz campaign.

I dunno, I feel like we might need to build a wall so that I can stop being killed by MS-13 every day AS A TAXPAYER

11 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

Republicans, and Cruz, being foolish on the Kavanaugh stuff.   Plenty of women have worked for, or around, people like Kavanaugh, Trump, etc.  Being Texas, and ostensibly with our share of Good Ole Southern Boys, we have plenty of those types who look down on women. Doesn’t matter that we elected a lesbian for Lt. Gov.

This works if you assume all women are idiots and incapable of using basic logic. 

Or that they will believe anything if it’s man’s word vs woman’s word. Kind of like how they treat minorities. Trying to protect them from themselves. 

Everywoman I talk to thinks it complete bullshit even though they hate Trump and vote Democrat. They are embarrassed by their reps

This works if you assume all women are idiots and incapable of using basic logic. 
Or that they will believe anything if it’s man’s word vs woman’s word. Kind of like how they treat minorities. Trying to protect them from themselves. 
Everywoman I talk to thinks it complete bullshit even though they hate Trump and vote Democrat. They are embarrassed by their reps

What I get out of this is that you don’t talk to many women.

I find that unsurprising.

I know a few women who are on Kvanaugh’s side. I know a lot more who are ticked off at yet another example of old white guy leadership shitting on women and saying the REAL danger in society isn’t sexual assault, it’s the much rarer phenomenon of false allegations of assault. Which, of course, prioritizes the protection of men way ahead of protecting women.

But I definitely know several women on the other side of this issue.
5 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


What I get out of this is that you don’t talk to many women.

I find that unsurprising.

I know a few women who are on Kvanaugh’s side. I know a lot more who are ticked off at yet another example of old white guy leadership shitting on women and saying the REAL danger in society isn’t sexual assault, it’s the much rarer phenomenon of false allegations of assault. Which, of course, prioritizes the protection of men way ahead of protecting women.

But I definitely know several women on the other side of this issue.

You don't get it.

It's a hard time in America for men.  Women have it so easy.

44 minutes ago, ChickenSandwich said:

This works if you assume all women are idiots and incapable of using basic logic. 

Or that they will believe anything if it’s man’s word vs woman’s word. Kind of like how they treat minorities. Trying to protect them from themselves. 

Everywoman I talk to thinks it complete bullshit even though they hate Trump and vote Democrat. They are embarrassed by their reps

What is this incel virgin garbage?

17 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


What I get out of this is that you don’t talk to many women.

I find that unsurprising.

I know a few women who are on Kvanaugh’s side. I know a lot more who are ticked off at yet another example of old white guy leadership shitting on women and saying the REAL danger in society isn’t sexual assault, it’s the much rarer phenomenon of false allegations of assault. Which, of course, prioritizes the protection of men way ahead of protecting women.

But I definitely know several women on the other side of this issue.

Apparently you know a lot of racists?

is it the Old ? The White? Or the Male?

thats a lot of hate for things which others have no control. 

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1 hour ago, ChickenSandwich said:

This works if you assume all women are idiots and incapable of using basic logic. 

Or that they will believe anything if it’s man’s word vs woman’s word. Kind of like how they treat minorities. Trying to protect them from themselves. 

Everywoman I talk to thinks it complete bullshit even though they hate Trump and vote Democrat. They are embarrassed by their reps

Every one of them, huh? And all vote Democrat?

Maybe tweak your story next time to make it just a little more believable.

Apparently you know a lot of racists? is it the Old ? The White? Or the Male?

thats a lot of hate for things which others have no control. 

 

Hate? No. Acknowledging the obvious truth that people who have zero experience or perspective on an issue (sexual assault) saying that the REAL danger is the risk of false allegations is problematic and perceived as such by the people who actually DO have to deal with sexual assault.....yeah....that’s not exactly going out on a limb.

 

I mean, if you think that women enjoy being lectured by a buncha old white guys that the REAL danger in America isn’t sexual assault - which somewhere from 25-35% of women have endured - but rather, it’s the danger of false allegations of sexual assault, which are incredibly rare, well, more power to ya. Keep going down that road, let’s see how it works out for you in the long run.

 

 

1 hour ago, ChickenSandwich said:

This works if you assume all women are idiots and incapable of using basic logic. 

Or that they will believe anything if it’s man’s word vs woman’s word. Kind of like how they treat minorities. Trying to protect them from themselves. 

Everywoman I talk to thinks it complete bullshit even though they hate Trump and vote Democrat. They are embarrassed by their reps

someone already posted the 538 polls that show you are wrong.  gender divide is widening. because women hate Kavanaugh.

 

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17 hours ago, relapse98 said:

Unless its in the public right of way or, like in my neighborhood, the HOA owned property. Just be 100% sure of where it is and maybe take a picture. I don't know what I'm going to do with the Ted Cruz sign in my trunk, but its been riding there for a few days.

I noticed this when I was in Llano County yesterday. All the Beto signs I saw were in front yards or on people's ranch fences or gates. I'd say all but two of the Cruz signs I saw were in the public ROW. Like the Llano Co Republican party just went around sticking them on public land to get them out there. 

1 minute ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

I noticed this when I was in Llano County yesterday. All the Beto signs I saw were in front yards or on people's ranch fences or gates. I'd say all but two of the Cruz signs I saw were in the public ROW. Like the Llano Co Republican party just went around sticking them on public land to get them out there. 

Sure it looks like that, but the truth is that it was George Soros trying to make it look that way, a sort of "counter-subconscious espionage" if you will. 

1 hour ago, ChickenSandwich said:

Everywoman I talk to thinks it complete bullshit even though they hate Trump and vote Democrat. They are embarrassed by their reps

Tell your mom hello!

38 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Tell your mom hello!

No, even I think he’s an idiot. 

10 hours ago, Nivek said:


And Emily razxjshekalxsjakedkx23skzmwski is meh? Swam, you got some fucked up clown mirror glasses.

I’d hit it, just wouldn’t call her back is all. 

15 minutes ago, Chrispy said:

I’d hit it, just wouldn’t call her back is all. 

People.....THIS is how you put the cherry on top of the massive sundae of "mindfuckingly stupid takes" that you've been building.  One has to admire the perfect craftsmanship.

 

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2 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

People.....THIS is how you put the cherry on top of the massive sundae of "mindfuckingly stupid takes" that you've been building.  One has to admire the perfect craftsmanship.

 

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She’s alright, you guys can fight over her if you wish. But seeing as she’s in the slammer and property of Large Marge now, Godspeed. 

13 minutes ago, Chrispy said:

She’s alright, you guys can fight over her if you wish. But seeing as she’s in the slammer and property of Large Marge now, Godspeed. 

Wait....so now you're ALSO poo-pooing the "hot chicks in the slammer" genre?

That gotdamn sundae now has TWO cherries on it.  WELL DONE!

 

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11 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Wait....so now you're ALSO poo-pooing the "hot chicks in the slammer" genre?

That gotdamn sundae now has TWO cherries on it.  WELL DONE!

 

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Oh, no way. I used to sneak my Dad’s Jail Bait (I believe that’s the name) video back when porn was more difficult to obtain. That genre is near and dear to my heart. 

Jail bait doesn’t mean what you think it means.

4 hours ago, Celery Man said:

I dunno, I feel like we might need to build a wall so that I can stop being killed by MS-13 every day AS A TAXPAYER

one of the cruz ads has "MS13!" kinda stuck in there like they did the voice over, someone realized the script didn't have "MS13" in it anywhere, they asked the voiceover chick to say "MS13" in the most forlorn voice she could, and then they just edited it into some available space. 

12 minutes ago, ERhine said:

Jail bait doesn’t mean what you think it means.

but he's sure of what a devil's triangle is!

1 hour ago, Chrispy said:

I’d hit it, just wouldn’t call her back is all. 

I am vexed.  

Oh, no way. I used to sneak my Dad’s Jail Bait (I believe that’s the name) video back when porn was more difficult to obtain. That genre is near and dear to my heart. 


I just wanted to quote this to make sure it can’t be edited.
23 minutes ago, Larry T. Spider said:

So you watched your dads kiddie porn. That explains a lot Jared from subway.

Could’ve been Jail Babes, it’s been a while. 

22 minutes ago, ERhine said:

Jail bait doesn’t mean what you think it means.

I don’t remember the name of the film, but I remember they had perms, good flick. 

Let he who has not beat it to the Jail Babes genre cast the first stone.

 

With your dirty, dirty little hands.

25 minutes ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

That's a lot of aggies showing up to hear a democrat. 

right? awesome

i can't believe that is red meat college station aggyland texas usa earth

those are the optics that give me a ton of hope

31 minutes ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

That's a lot of aggies showing up to hear a democrat. 

Extremely impressive.  Tempted to see what TexAgs thinks, but those who had heart attacks wouldn’t be responding anyways.  

7 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Extremely impressive.  Tempted to see what TexAgs thinks, but those who had heart attacks wouldn’t be responding anyways.  

Soros paid UT students to skip class and go to CS for Beto rallies.

1 hour ago, Pancho Negro said:

 

Aggys and a democrat.  Whodda thunk it. 

Just a reminder to everyone that Chrispy proudly sports a picture of a rapist to represent his posts on this forum.

Just a reminder to everyone that Chrispy proudly sports a picture of a rapist to represent his posts on this forum.


At least he’s not into Jail bait. Oh wait.
1 hour ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

That's a lot of aggies showing up to hear a democrat. 

So.. I know there's this thought about how all Aggies are die hard conservatives.

Yeah. Let's just say that's not entirely true, probably like most sterotyping.

13 minutes ago, trauma babe said:

Just a reminder to everyone that Chrispy proudly sports a picture of a rapist to represent his posts on this forum.

Given your trauma, you may be too fragile for this board babe. 

34 minutes ago, Chrispy said:

Given your trauma, you may be too fragile for this board babe. 

Sounds line something a rapist would say. Can we go ahead and crowd source this troll turd?

6 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

Sounds line something a rapist would say. Can we go ahead and crowd source this troll turd?

A rapist? Get the hell out of here with that garbage. 

 

Has cruz gone to any college or university? 

 

And it was just announced that Beto is coming to my community college in Houston.  Not sure if it's my specific campus or not. 

Ehh just checked--not my campus but it's the campus in the area of the city that has lots of (whispers for the repubs) Hispanics and Blacks

Just now, Pancho Negro said:

Has cruz gone to any college or university? 

He wasn't welcome the FIRST time he was at a college.  He was "creepy guy in his bathrobe" then.  I doubt his stature has significantly improved.

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