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2 minutes ago, Js1 said:

EVERYBODY. TALK. ABOUT. HEATHCARE.

Over and over and over and over.

It's consistently the #1 or #2 issue among people likely to vote in 2018.

Healthcare and immigration are the top issues for Hispanic voters. 

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  • Hank Scorpio
    Hank Scorpio

    I'm sorry, look at all these old fucking goblins at this thing:  Let's go one by one:  Beatrice She has not missed a single city council meeting or church bingo in 35 years. S

  • Born to Run
    Born to Run

    I’ve heard this bullshit my entire life, hell I used to believe the myth that Republicans were all about “faith in the common man succeeding when unimpeded by the govt.” Left alone business and humani

  • austingirl
    austingirl

    I do volunteer work for Beto's campaign (surprise!). I get called a "libtard" on a regular basis and get a lot of responses that are just "#MAGA!" and the like, but I also hear a lot of "who is Beto?"

12 hours ago, Johnny Sack said:

Cruz is crushing the fake Hispanic.  

There are a variety of things I might suggest you do, but decorum prevents listing them here.

But I will say this:  you're a racist shitbag.

10 hours ago, Calihorn said:

Would like to remind everybody Johnny sackofshit is a cunt.

That’s not very nice.  

18 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

There are a variety of things I might suggest you do, but decorum prevents listing them here.

But I will say this:  you're a racist shitbag.

Racist?   By pointing out cultural appropriation?   Okay.  

41 minutes ago, DDD Dad said:

Saw Beto’s first negative ad against Ted this morning. It’s him talking about Ted wanting to limit access to healthcare.

Beto keeping the powder dry for the stretch run? 

4 minutes ago, Johnny Sack said:

That’s not very nice.  

You're right, being a racist shitbag is not nice.

1 hour ago, Hammock said:

Texas will literally be Nazi Germany and everything is rigged if Cruz wins. (According to FB and Reddit)

You (literally) make a statement like this - you'd better back it up with a link.

2 minutes ago, Johnny Sack said:

Racist?   By pointing out cultural appropriation?   Okay.  

The very fact that your IQ is high enough for you to KNOW he isn't appropriating anything yet you still trot out that fear-mongering right-wing trope tells me you're (a) a true believer who can't use your big brain to get around your own bigotry and (b) you're a racist shitbag.

Just now, GopherRock said:

Beto keeping the powder dry for the stretch run? 

It looks that way. He’s certainly got the $ to launch a home stretch negative campaign. By holding until now, it leaves less time for Cruz to react, and it’ll cost even more out of state GOP $$$ to defend. 

1 hour ago, 4th&Five said:

 

who am I to believe? 2016 Trump or 2018 Trump?

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11 minutes ago, Johnny Sack said:

Racist?   By pointing out cultural appropriation?   Okay.  

Explain how going by the same nickname since being a small child is "cultural appropriation?" If you truly believe this, I guess you also think we need to change the name of this state we call home.

The irony of Ted cruz complaining about Medicare being bankrupted when he's likely to line up behind whining Mitch and vote to gut it and social security is too much.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/business/economy/mcconnell-calls-deficit-very-disturbing-blames-federal-spending-dismisses-criticism-of-tax-cut/2018/10/16/a5b93da0-d15c-11e8-8c22-fa2ef74bd6d6_story.html?noredirect=on&utm_term=.1e8efb3d54cc

Can we not engage Tom Thumb-up-his-ass with the same stupid shit once a week

Racist?   By pointing out cultural appropriation?   Okay.  

Explain how going by the same nickname since being a small child is "cultural appropriation?" If you truly believe this, I guess you also think we need to change the name of this state we call home.

Well, see, what you have to understand is, Johnny is a lying POS.

He actually KNOWS that people from the border region regularly go by nicknames that are often a hodgepodge of both English and Spanish. Shit, my GIVEN name is Spanish...yet I answered to multiple nicknames, some of English origin, some of Spanish origin.

Because that is the way of the border.

Johnny’s way is just the way of the asshole. Which makes him a perfect fit for a Cruz-shaped dildo.
5 minutes ago, bolverk said:

Explain how going by the same nickname since being a small child is "cultural appropriation?" If you truly believe this, I guess you also think we need to change the name of this state we call home.

Rafael Edward Cruz, Senate candidate for Nuevo Reino de Filipinas (the OG name before Coahuila y Tejas)

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I actually saw some right wing tool (Department of Redundancy Department) explaining on TV that it is not cultural appropriation for Rafael Edward Cruz to go by his nickname "Ted", because he is correctly trying to assimilate, but it IS cultural appropriation for Robert O'Rourke to go by his nickname "Beto", because he's pandering for votes.

Felito should have a cigar and rum habit, watch baseball and jai alai, play congas, and wear only Guayaberas. If he wants to honor his mom, he can eat poutine, drink Labatt's, and say "eh?" and "oot the hoose."

But instead he culturally appropriates the lifestyle of the overly religious Westside Houston megachurch Christian. Sad.

5 minutes ago, MaybeACoordinator said:

Felito should have a cigar and rum habit, watch baseball and jai alai, play congas, and wear only Guayaberas.

. . . and drive an unrestored '57 Chevy.

Shit the least a Canadian senator could for Houston is bring the NHL here but he hasn't even done that. 

7 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

. . . and drive an unrestored '57 Chevy.

More likely restored with a Hyundai drive train and some mix and match Peugeot and Nissan bits for good measure.  

4 minutes ago, Chad Fuck said:

More likely restored with a Hyundai drive train and some mix and match Peugeot and Nissan bits for good measure.  

I saw an article a while back that said a lot of those vintage cars have been converted to diesel.  Oh, the humanity.

having slept on it, i think cruz did more to lose the debate than beto did to win it. 

cruz's problem is that his attacks come off as slimy, because he is slimy. when beto came in with the lyin' ted gloss, i nearly lost it. but he left open several opportunities to press his attack. he's somewhat fortunate that mr debate champion is terrible at debate optics.

3 minutes ago, hayden_horn said:

having slept on it, i think cruz did more to lose the debate than beto did to win it. 

cruz's problem is that his attacks come off as slimy, because he is slimy. when beto came in with the lyin' ted gloss, i nearly lost it. but he left open several opportunities to press his attack. he's somewhat fortunate that mr debate champion is terrible at debate optics.

Give Ted a break.  It takes a lot of effort just for him to keep his human suit on for 2 hours.  Normally, he can only keep it on for 30 minutes before he has to shed it like D'onofrio in Men in Black.

9 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

I saw an article a while back that said a lot of those vintage cars have been converted to diesel.  Oh, the humanity.

I went to Cuba a couple years ago and posted a lot of pics over on the scat site.  The ingenuity of those people to keep their cars up and running was amazing.  Very, very few are original underneath the metal.  Most of them have been converted to something, with diesel being the most popular because (a) available and (b) cheap.

The irony of Ted cruz complaining about Medicare being bankrupted when he's likely to line up behind whining Mitch and vote to gut it and social security is too much.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/business/economy/mcconnell-calls-deficit-very-disturbing-blames-federal-spending-dismisses-criticism-of-tax-cut/2018/10/16/a5b93da0-d15c-11e8-8c22-fa2ef74bd6d6_story.html?noredirect=on&utm_term=.1e8efb3d54cc



Why should they stop? They have been doing this foe years and getting away with it. Last night the idiot talked about all the money that rolled in under Ronald Reagan’s Presidency and ignored the other part of the equation. He also mentioned we have a spending problem not a revenue problem. Felito has all the 2000s era talking points down and he keep finding suckers.

Also I love how Ted discusses being a basketball coach that doesn’t coach or go to games. My guess is that he chose basketball because Obama clowned him about the the basketball “ring”.

Just now, Nivek said:

Also I love how Ted discusses being a basketball coach that doesn’t coach or go to games. My guess is that he chose basketball because Obama clowned him about the the basketball “ring”.

He did beat Jimmy Kimmel at 1 on 1.  Not that Kimmel could ever be considered an athlete.

Did not get to see the debate.  Already said I am supporting Beto.  It is possible the polls are wrong.  In the 2016 potus election, the polls had a hard time catching up with enthusiasm.  I think Beto has a legit chance because he works really hard at it and he has momentum.  Te bad thing for him is that while Cruz is not charismatic he is not nearly as bad as Hillary so he will get votes.  If I had to guess today, Cruz 51-49.

16 minutes ago, Nivek said:


Why should they stop? They have been doing this foe years and getting away with it. Last night the idiot talked about all the money that rolled in under Ronald Reagan’s Presidency and ignored the other part of the equation. He also mentioned we have a spending problem not a revenue problem. Felito has all the 2000s era talking points down and he keep finding suckers.
 

like i said, we're still paying interest on the debt reagan incurred

36 minutes ago, Chad Fuck said:

I went to Cuba a couple years ago and posted a lot of pics over on the scat site.  The ingenuity of those people to keep their cars up and running was amazing.  Very, very few are original underneath the metal.  Most of them have been converted to something, with diesel being the most popular because (a) available and (b) cheap.

Also, biodiesel is really easy to formulate in a warm climate

4 hours ago, Js1 said:

 

These baldfaced lies coming from Cruz and other regarding preexisting conditions and protecting Medicare are some of the most awful and obscene things I've ever seen.  Blatant - up is down, down is up - lies about literal life and death issues.  

12 minutes ago, Fozzz said:

These baldfaced lies coming from Cruz and other regarding preexisting conditions and protecting Medicare are some of the most awful and obscene things I've ever seen.  Blatant - up is down, down is up - lies about literal life and death issues.  

People like JohnnySack believe it so it doesnt matter. 

5 minutes ago, Post Oak said:

People like JohnnySack believe it so it doesnt matter. 

No, he knows Ted is lying. He just doesn't care because fuck liberals or something.

22 minutes ago, wildcat09 said:

No, he knows Ted is lying. He just doesn't care because fuck liberals or something.

He doesn't care because $$$.  

Oh, sorry.  Didn't mean to "doxx" Johnny Scrotum again.

7 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

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Should be.  

Have you heard though that his mom is not actually a lifelong Republican, as Beto claims????

 

I was unaware that Steve King, easily the most vile, disgusting, racist shitbag in Congress, was Cruz's national campaign co-chair in 2016. 

Faith Goldy may be a Nazi (she is a fan of Codreanu), but she is also fairly attractive.  

6 minutes ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

Yea, she's worthy of a hate fuck

Well, this is why we need a database.  It's a multi-dimensional problem.

1 minute ago, SimonBolivar said:

"Pro Western Civilization" interesting.

The right has traded their dog whistles for some trusty Fox 40s.

Proud Western chauvinist!

6 hours ago, horncyclist said:

He's very close. Nate Silver was in an article a day or two ago talking about how the media is fucking no up polling again. In his model, Beto went from 1 in 3 chance to a 1 in 5 chance in the last month or so. That's not that huge of a change but the media narrative has been Beto is done.

What is 7 points in terms of votes?

That's about a 40% drop (going from 33% to 20%) which I would say is a huge change.

That's about a 40% drop (going from 33% to 20%) which I would say is a huge change.
I guess huge wasn't the right word. A lot of the reporting in the last couple weeks has been "he's done," and that's not how I things have changed.

Here's the article I was referring to. Nate Silver explains it better.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/lifestyle/style/nate-silver-will-make-one-firm-prediction-about-the-midterms-most-journalists-wont-want-to-hear-it/2018/10/15/e66d9cc8-d0b3-11e8-b2d2-f397227b43f0_story.html
2 hours ago, Fozzz said:

These baldfaced lies coming from Cruz and other regarding preexisting conditions and protecting Medicare are some of the most awful and obscene things I've ever seen.  Blatant - up is down, down is up - lies about literal life and death issues.  

Welcome to politics.......................ain't nothing changed.

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