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1 hour ago, Longhorn94 said:

My wife waited an hour in line this afternoon. It was the same for me this morning. As a former precinct chairman, I have never seen turnout even close to this. The people are fired up.

Older Helper lady at the polling place said she’s been doing the helper thing for 20 years and has never seen early voting this busy. She was pretty excited about it

 

some of the candidates we’re trying to give last minute 

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  • Hank Scorpio
    Hank Scorpio

    I'm sorry, look at all these old fucking goblins at this thing:  Let's go one by one:  Beatrice She has not missed a single city council meeting or church bingo in 35 years. S

  • Born to Run
    Born to Run

    I’ve heard this bullshit my entire life, hell I used to believe the myth that Republicans were all about “faith in the common man succeeding when unimpeded by the govt.” Left alone business and humani

  • austingirl
    austingirl

    I do volunteer work for Beto's campaign (surprise!). I get called a "libtard" on a regular basis and get a lot of responses that are just "#MAGA!" and the like, but I also hear a lot of "who is Beto?"

Siap.

Beto was in Sugar Land last night and a good-sized crowd turned out. Good mix of ages and ethnicities.

20 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

what is ted cruz then?

a thoughtless, no questions asked, reliable vote for whatever bullshittery the Rs are throwing up that day. 

Besides a certain segment of the population that might fit in baskets, is Trump coming really a good thing? Is this circus really going to motivate a mainstream conservative to go vote?

4 minutes ago, horncyclist said:

Besides a certain segment of the population that might fit in baskets, is Trump coming really a good thing? Is this circus really going to motivate a mainstream conservative to go vote?

TRUMP TRUMP TMRP TUURMP!

4 minutes ago, horncyclist said:

Besides a certain segment of the population that might fit in baskets, is Trump coming really a good thing? Is this circus really going to motivate a mainstream conservative to go vote?

lulz, no. this is still a rally for our campaigner in chief.

So then what exactly has Ted fucking Cruz done?
Be a rat faced Canadian

Trump will absolutely not be able to let Cruz be equal on stage. he will not be able to do anything but flex on him

I watched a ton of Trump rallies/speeches in the 2016 election but they're all boring now. This one might be good.

38 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

 oh my god tonight is going to be amazing

If only Cruz could grow a sac and tell Trump to fuck off and not show. 

Just now, bad_teammate said:

Trump will absolutely not be able to let Cruz be equal on stage. he will not be able to do anything but flex on him

I watched a ton of Trump rallies/speeches in the 2016 election but they're all boring now. This one might be good.

I just want clips of Ted squirming the whole time. I hope Trump insults him again and he walks offstage.

39 minutes ago, hobbes2702 said:

So then what exactly has Ted fucking Cruz done?

Ate plenty of Tahoe's donuts, apparently.  

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Just now, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

I just want clips of Ted squirming the whole time. I hope Trump insults him again and he walks offstage.

trump won't do that, but Cruz can't fire up a crowd like Trump can so it will be a weird dynamic between them.

3 minutes ago, shnsajax said:

If only Cruz could grow a sac and tell Trump to fuck off and not show. 

I think ted's 2nd chin counts as a sac

3 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

Ate plenty of Tahoe's donuts, apparently.  

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He should have known sucking on a cheeto is fattening.

What time is the Donald show?

Trump conservatives self identify as having accomplishments.

 

6 minutes ago, bolverk said:

So, in his time in office, Ted Cruz has introduced 105 bills and only 2 of them have become law. Am I reading this right?

Yes, and remember the president is a republican, both houses are republican, and for some reason Rafael can't get any bills passed. Weird. If he's this ineffective with both houses and the president, just how bad is he going to be with just 1 house and the president?

 

A vote for ted is a vote wasTED.

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Pretty sure the right has been eternally qualified from asking about our candidates' qualifications and previous accomplishments, but thanks.

 

 

They still have tickets available for this shit?  Might have to hit this up.

 

 

5 minutes ago, Fozzz said:

Got him.

 

 

 

I'm convinced. Ted Cruz it is.....

 

I mean, who said the right has no sense of humor?

1 hour ago, hobbes2702 said:

So then what exactly has Ted fucking Cruz done?

He's a world-class cuckold. 

18 minutes ago, relapse98 said:

Yes, and remember the president is a republican, both houses are republican, and for some reason Rafael can't get any bills passed. Weird. If he's this ineffective with both houses and the president, just how bad is he going to be with just 1 house and the president?

 

A vote for ted is a vote wasTED.

Got it. So pointing out how ineffective Beto may have been in the same environment would be the height hypocrisy on the part of Tahoe. Yes?

They still have tickets available for this shit?  Might have to hit this up.
 
 


Because of the hot women?
11 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

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Cucked.

Head down, ass up

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21 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

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Cucked.

"Say it." 

"My name is Reek."

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34 minutes ago, Fozzz said:

They still have tickets available for this shit?  Might have to hit this up.

 

 

Whatever you do, don't click the image on the right. Dear god, the look of the crowd just screams trumpkins. 

2 minutes ago, Dahobbs said:

Whatever you do, don't click the image on the right. Dear god, the look of the crowd just screams trumpkins. 

It’s like you’ve never seen Astro’s fans. Also interesting the Orthodox Jews in that pic, but makes sense considering Pro-Israel policies I guess.

So many Cruz hats. Everyone is exciTED to see him. Oh wait, I didn't see a single one.

So Trump already went on at 5? What are they doing the rest of the night?

11 minutes ago, horncyclist said:

So Trump already went on at 5? What are they doing the rest of the night?

Are you kidding? The olds got to get home before it gets "dark" (wink, wink, nudge, nudge). Hell, it's already been 3 hours since they had supper at Luby's.

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jesus. just talked to my mother who 'won't vote because she hates both candidates and thinks beto is too radical left'. WTF. old people watching TV and these idiotic hateful adds. 

my mother is a new england liberal for fuck sake and things beto is too radical left. 

any good resources that compare and discuss candidates and their views? something i can send her? thanks for any tips. 

Wait.  I missed it?

1 minute ago, staboner said:

jesus. just talked to my mother who 'won't vote because she hates both candidates and thinks beto is too radical left'. WTF. old people watching TV and these idiotic hateful adds. 

my mother is a new england liberal for fuck sake and things beto is too radical left. 

any good resources that compare and discuss candidates and their views? something i can send her? thanks for any tips. 

alexjones.com

1 minute ago, staboner said:

any good resources that compare and discuss candidates and their views? something i can send her? thanks for any tips. 

This thread?

Wait.  I missed it?
Nah. someone just posted a photo of Trump with Cruz. Old I guess? Trump just landed.
2 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

This thread?

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Voted in Harris County. It was well run and easy to get going. So easy I voted for Beto 4 times. And because I am only .2 asshole, I voted for Ted Cruz once.

5 minutes ago, staboner said:

jesus. just talked to my mother who 'won't vote because she hates both candidates and thinks beto is too radical left'. WTF. old people watching TV and these idiotic hateful adds. 

my mother is a new england liberal for fuck sake and things beto is too radical left. 

any good resources that compare and discuss candidates and their views? something i can send her? thanks for any tips. 

https://lwvaustin.org/voter-guide/?fbclid=IwAR11jq_EwPsSVwd3xcT5P2X8dytl4NF3JODhx5qFUJE0w2wR2NKemOzGkSM

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