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I'd like to hear Johnny's stories of how his family got him out of trouble growing up.

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35 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

I'm quite sure you've done some drunk driving in your life.

Every accusation is a confession.

1 hour ago, Incredulity said:

Every accusation is a confession.

It doesn't work both ways dipshit.

3 minutes ago, Incredulity said:

Every accusation is a confession.

Indeed.

Even got caught once.

Just now, Biff Tannen said:

It doesn't work both ways dipshit.

 

1 minute ago, Biff Tannen said:

It doesn't work both ways dipshit.

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The two most high profile examples of recent political violence were by deranged leftists like Brisket. 


Why don’t you take a timeout?
3 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

You are such a perfect trumpkin.

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12 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

I'd like to hear Johnny's stories of how his family got him out of trouble growing up.

Okay.  In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max’s toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog…When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I went nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out…But the worst thing I ever done — I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa — and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.

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Isn't that the plot to Porky's 3?

 

1 minute ago, Johnny Sack said:

Okay.  In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max’s toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog…When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I went nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out…But the worst thing I ever done — I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa — and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.

Pfft. You aren't Jewish.

Or in the Goonies.

1 minute ago, Eskimohorn said:

 


Why don’t you take a timeout?

 

Why don't you take a timeout from responding to him?

The sack is just getting warmed up y’all. He’s got a fifth of brown liquor and another one that’s clear. I’ll check back on the damage in the morning. 

1 minute ago, David Dennison said:

Pfft. You aren't Jewish.

Or in the Goonies.

I’ve got more than 1/1024 Jew in me per 23 and me.  So, wrong.  

2 minutes ago, RPM said:

Isn't that the plot to Porky's 3?

 

New Surly motto

Just now, Johnny Sack said:

I’ve got more than 1/1024 Jew in me per 23 and me.  So, wrong.  

That's like saying you have 1/1024 Muslim in you.

Just now, David Dennison said:

That's like saying you have 1/1024 Muslim in you.

Your mom had 1024 Muslims in her

Beto likes to drink, drive, crash into someone, attempt to run off, and have mommy and daddy get him off the hook.  At age 26.  

1 minute ago, Johnny Sack said:

Beto likes to drink, drive, crash into someone, attempt to run off, and have mommy and daddy get him off the hook.  At age 26.  

Link?

Just now, David Dennison said:

Link?

The reports are public info.  

Just now, David Dennison said:

Link?

Yourmomand1024muslims.com

Just now, Johnny Sack said:

The reports are public info.  

So where are the links about his parents getting him off the hook?

1 minute ago, David Dennison said:

So where are the links about his parents getting him off the hook?

#9738

30 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

That's like saying you have 1/1024 Muslim in you.

No, it’s not.

Still curious to hear now Johnny Sack of Shit justified his vote for Ken Paxton.

2 minutes ago, longhorndude said:

Still curious to hear now Johnny Sack of Shit justified his vote for Ken Paxton.

Ken Paxton is a good white and supports cutting taxes for the sack so he’s a personal benefit. Duh. 

1 minute ago, David Dennison said:

Yeah, it really is.

No, it’s not.

37 minutes ago, Johnny Sack said:

The reports are public info.  

I'll copy my post from the last page because I actually read the report and you clearly either did not, or did not understand what it meant.

First of all, he was not charged with felony drunk driving. In his police report he was charged under 49.04 TPC which is a class B misdemeanor (or class A if your BAC is over .15 and Beto blew .136). Second of all, the police report makes no mention of his alleged attempt to leave the scene - which would be notable to omit from a DWI report. Third, his punishment of going through "DWI school" is not an uncommon thing for first-time DWI offenders so I don't know where you're coming from all high and mighty. 

Just posting that again to make sure that there's actual facts next to bullshit

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1 minute ago, David Dennison said:

Yep.

You would be correct if Jews were not an ethnoreligious group. Or if Muslims were. But since neither of those things are accurate, you are wrong. 

Maintaining your persona must be exhausting. I tried and am out after only a few posts.

6 minutes ago, formermav43 said:

You would be correct if Jews were not an ethnoreligious group. Or if Muslims were. But since neither of those things are accurate, you are wrong. 

Maintaining your persona must be exhausting. I tried and am out after only a few posts.

What's the unique Jewish genotype?

Just now, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Why are y’all engaging the troll?  

Bullshit asymmetry principle. Trying to head it off at the pass by just posting facts in his face every time he tries to push his narrative

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2 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

The crazies are really feeling themselves today!
 

 


But bbbbbbboth sides!!!!

 

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Jade won't be voting this cycle.  Or next.  Or the one after that. 

Oh? You know something?

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You can't make this stuff up.

 

9 hours ago, Johnny Sack said:

Yes.  I don’t hate paraplegics like you do. 

Oh fuck off already.

8 hours ago, Pancho Negro said:

She’s your party. The party of racism, rape, and denying teh gays marriage licenses 

she’s a republican

Wonder why @zork has an issue with this?

 

I correctly identified this is what he and republicans stand for in another thread (including approving locking children in dog cages, suppressing minority votes across the country, and putting in anti-gay judges all across the country) and @zork begged that thread too. I’m just so drting why when it’s true and he has explicit evidence of his party doing this sitting right there.

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8 hours ago, Johnny Sack said:

You voted for homophobes.  

 

Wow, STFU already.  You vote for homophobes to this very day, because you really don't give a shit about the civil rights of homosexuals other than trying to disingenuously score some kind of political points in this thread.  You're literally on a Cruz thread advocating for the guy who introduced the State Marriage Defense Act.  And unlike Obama, who likely was never truly against same sex marriage and never championed legislation to take away gay rights, your president is actively trying to strip trans people of their rights at this very moment.  And if the vice president you voted for had his way, he'd be currently trying to electrocute the gay out of millions of homosexuals across the country.

And while we're at it, you and all your conservative brethren can quit pretending with the "I want a real Latino in office and not some privileged white guy with a Latino nickname."  You don't give a shit about Cruz's or Beto's heritage, you just care that Cruz is the one who wants to turn the clock backwards on this nation.

And while you're feigning concern over Beto's DWI arrest, don't think we don't remember every one of you assholes could not have cared less about George W.'s DWI conviction.

 

 

TL;DR:  Everyone sees through your bullshit.

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54 minutes ago, Pancho Negro said:

Wonder why @zork has an issue with this?

 

I correctly identified this is what he and republicans stand for in another thread (including approving locking children in dog cages, suppressing minority votes across the country, and putting in anti-gay judges all across the country) and @zork begged that thread too. I’m just so drting why when it’s true and he has explicit evidence of his party doing this sitting right there.

Broad brush while stroking yourself all you want.  For being so educated, you tend to generalize a bit much especially with the race card and attributing things to people when it isn't warranted or proven.

WTF is drting?  What thread did I beg?  Are you drunk?

21 minutes ago, zork said:

Broad brush while stroking yourself all you want.  For being so educated, you tend to generalize a bit much especially with the race card and attributing things to people when it isn't warranted or proven.

WTF is drting?  What thread did I beg?  Are you drunk?

It’s happening right in front of our eyes.  What specifically isn’t proven?

I’m typing on a shit iPhone. 

I don’t stroke myself—other people stroke me. 

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