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7 minutes ago, Loco said:

I'd love to sell you the ammo

I'll be right by as soon as I win the lottery.

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  • Hank Scorpio
    Hank Scorpio

    I'm sorry, look at all these old fucking goblins at this thing:  Let's go one by one:  Beatrice She has not missed a single city council meeting or church bingo in 35 years. S

  • Born to Run
    Born to Run

    I’ve heard this bullshit my entire life, hell I used to believe the myth that Republicans were all about “faith in the common man succeeding when unimpeded by the govt.” Left alone business and humani

  • austingirl
    austingirl

    I do volunteer work for Beto's campaign (surprise!). I get called a "libtard" on a regular basis and get a lot of responses that are just "#MAGA!" and the like, but I also hear a lot of "who is Beto?"

10 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

The IWI Negev light machine gun. Bringing the joy of 1000 rounds per minute to light infantry. Because fun:

[Don't actually own one. Don't actually want to. But man, I'd love to take one out on a range one day.]

That ammo bill though.  

2 minutes ago, Johnny Sack said:

That ammo bill though.  

If you're worried about the ammo bill, the gun itself is probably out of your price range...

1 minute ago, Mack Tripper said:

Gun talk on Beto thread not going away. 

Well.. for all the hub bub, Beto still hasn't actually taken away anyone's rights, unlike Ronald Reagan.

Any more stories about these suburban soccer moms who are silent  beto supporters?  


They are having intensive scissoring sessions while their low T khaki wearing suburban husbands are out playing golf and talking shop.

anybody comparing EV's in TX to those in CA is a fucking idiot. 

As I've demonstrated, CA doesn't "really" have EV. 

There are very, very few EV polling places.  San Bernardino, the largest county in the country, has only 6 polling places.  

39 minutes ago, relapse98 said:

Well.. for all the hub bub, Beto still hasn't actually taken away anyone's rights, unlike Ronald Reagan.

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This Beto supporter owns a shotgun for ducks, a shotgun for dove/quail, a deer rifle and a pistol for home protection. Can't imagine ever needing to own any other type of gun. 
some of the same + WWI trophy.

3 hours ago, gsoda3 said:

what's the magic number of new voters the beto campaign thinks is needed to defeat cruz?  is there a number?

Probably more than will vote.  

3 hours ago, MidTexHorn said:

I've already talked about my wife on this thread. I will mention that there are at least 3, and likely as many as 5-6 lawyers in my lily white Midland law firm who appear to be Beto supporters. I strongly suspect that there's never been more than 1 or 2 Democratic voters in our ranks at any time in the past. Very anecdotal, but throw that in with my apolitical Republicanish wife voting Beto and my Republican sister who never votes in midterms and is voting for Beto and there is certainly an interesting phenomenon among the people who I know. Of course, my parents and in-laws are all in for Trump/Cruz, although their support for Republicans is nothing new even if they are more fervent than ever now.

But in the quiet and lonely confines of the voting booth will they pull the “D” lever for Beto or the straight ticket “R” lever.   Most Rs in Texas probably will pull the straight “R” lever.  

 

Hard Fact or soft reality. 

1 minute ago, NameWithHeld said:

But in the quiet and lonely confines of the voting booth will they pull the “D” lever for Beto or the straight ticket “R” lever.   Most Rs in Texas probably will pull the straight “R” lever.  

 

Hard Fact or soft reality. 

Based on my conversations with them, and their disgust expressed about current Republican behaviors, I actually think they'll pull the D lever. The fact that these conversations are even happening is fairly revolutionary IMO.

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Voted today and proud to say I voted for Beto! 

8 minutes ago, MidTexHorn said:

Based on my conversations with them, and their disgust expressed about current Republican behaviors, I actually think they'll pull the D lever. The fact that these conversations are even happening is fairly revolutionary IMO.

I understand and they are your friends but talking big and actually pulling the lever can be two VERY different things. 

 


OMG he is freaking adorable!

And obviously has very intelligent parents.
11 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

Has anyone proudly voted for Cruz?

Sack

I have a few Facebook acquaintances who seem quite excited to vote for Cruz. It’s very much a “fuck you liberals” type vibe that I’m getting from them, rather than something personal about Cruz. 

1 minute ago, MidTexHorn said:

I have a few Facebook acquaintances who seem quite excited to vote for Cruz. It’s very much a “fuck you liberals” type vibe that I’m getting from them, rather than something personal about Cruz. 

Yeah, it's all negative messaging: 1) He's a socialist fake Mexican DWI driver/burglar who wants to take your guns away or 2) KEEP TEXAS RED!

Nothing of substance that shows support for their guy or team. Just fear mongering.

1 hour ago, Gil Bang said:

anybody comparing EV's in TX to those in CA is a fucking idiot. 

As I've demonstrated, CA doesn't "really" have EV. 

There are very, very few EV polling places.  San Bernardino, the largest county in the country, has only 6 polling places.  

i've lived here for over twenty years and never even heard of the practice until this past month

58 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

Has anyone proudly voted for Cruz?

You rang? 

No one who has used the internet for more than a few days is going to fall for that.

Just now, Larry T. Spider said:

This is how we know you are a troll.

No troll, just a proud Cruz voter. I will admit that the image of spittle covered computer screens and furious pounding of keyboards in anger can be amusing, but it’s not my primary goal. 

10 minutes ago, Chrispy said:

No troll, just a proud Cruz voter. I will admit that the image of spittle covered computer screens and furious pounding of keyboards in anger can be amusing, but it’s not my primary goal. 

 

Just now, Hank Scorpio said:

 

Who is Nathan Fielder? 

22 minutes ago, Chrispy said:

No troll, just a proud Cruz voter. I will admit that the image of spittle covered computer screens and furious pounding of keyboards in anger can be amusing, but it’s not my primary goal. 

Must not take much to make you proud, given Cruz's legislative accomplishments.

This Beto voter owns approximately 15 guitars

and i'll fucking shoot you if you try and steal one.  especially the Martins.

deplorables gonna deplorable. 

 

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1 hour ago, Chrispy said:

No troll, just a proud Cruz voter. I will admit that the image of spittle covered computer screens and furious pounding of keyboards in anger can be amusing, but it’s not my primary goal. 

Please, forgive me and I mean no actual physical harm. But every time I read your posts, I really want to kick the shit out your avatar.

I just can't get that character and his voice out of my head!

defending steve king more than he is defending the constitution, which he loves more than his wife and children

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Finally voted for Beto tonight. Hitting that submit button never felt so good. 

4 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

Has anyone proudly voted for Cruz?

Proudly, no. 

2 hours ago, Pancho Negro said:

You proudly voted for someone who supports this 

 

 

Fat Nixon is forcing Cruz and all of the other Trumpkin sycophants to publicly declare the racism. The GOP hasnt found bottom yet.

Fat Nixon is forcing Cruz and all of the other Trumpkin sycophants to publicly declare the racism. The GOP hasnt found bottom yet.

Holy shit you found a way to insult Nixon -whom I hate, and also allow me to think “let’s not go that far on Tricky Dick” at the same fucking time.
6 hours ago, Satchel said:

Fat Nixon is forcing Cruz and all of the other Trumpkin sycophants to publicly declare the racism. The GOP hasnt found bottom yet.

Trump is a moronic, sociopathic criminal.  Nixon was not a moron.  Your comparison is way off.

6 hours ago, Satchel said:

Fat Nixon 

Isn’t this redundant? I seem to recall Nixon being plenty fat and fleshy.

The man had a considerable set of jowls. He wasn’t Donald-fat though. 

the one thing i wish beto didn't do is wear the hat of whatever college/professional sports team of whichever city he is currently in while campaigning.  it just comes across as pandering/a total politician move.

5 minutes ago, BigOrange1 said:

the one thing i wish beto didn't do is wear the hat of whatever college/professional sports team of whichever city he is currently in while campaigning.  it just comes across as pandering/a total politician move.

I don't mind it. I like to go to sporting events of every city I visit for work and randomly end up with other team gear. It's fun to immerse in the culture for a night. If I wind up with an Atlanta Hawk shirt to work out in or a San Jose Sharks hat, for example, it's just functional stuff to wear.

49 minutes ago, BigOrange1 said:

the one thing i wish beto didn't do is wear the hat of whatever college/professional sports team of whichever city he is currently in while campaigning.  it just comes across as pandering/a total politician move.

Yeah, but think of the hat collection his presidential library is going to have!

New Emerson College poll has Cruz up by 3. So the three most recent polls show Cruz up by 9, then 5, and now 3. 

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