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So you are happy the Mr. O'Rourke did his best to win for Texans?  Even when there could have been other ways to spend the millions of dollars he raised?

 

holy shit, batman. are you suggesting the money Beto raised, given to him for the explicit purpose of funding his campaign, was supposed to go to say, feeding the hungry? is that what you're trying to get at?

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  • Hank Scorpio
    Hank Scorpio

    I'm sorry, look at all these old fucking goblins at this thing:  Let's go one by one:  Beatrice She has not missed a single city council meeting or church bingo in 35 years. S

  • Born to Run
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    I’ve heard this bullshit my entire life, hell I used to believe the myth that Republicans were all about “faith in the common man succeeding when unimpeded by the govt.” Left alone business and humani

  • austingirl
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    I do volunteer work for Beto's campaign (surprise!). I get called a "libtard" on a regular basis and get a lot of responses that are just "#MAGA!" and the like, but I also hear a lot of "who is Beto?"

1 minute ago, NameWithHeld said:

Not in the USA.  That is Verboten.  

Bless your heart.

2 minutes ago, NameWithHeld said:

Not in the USA.  That is Verboten.  

Brennan was asked UNDER OATH if the CIA was spying on US citizens and he said "No".  He lied.

They all lie about that. Come on.

2 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

They all lie about that. Come on.

It's really nice that you have no problem with lying under the Obama Administration.  Depends on whose ox is gored I guess

6 hours ago, Chrispy said:

That’s totally plausible, but spending campaign funds on these migrant hordes is not a good look. 

If you resist the temptation to see them as hordes and view them as people of sacred worth, it's not so bad a look.

Just now, NameWithHeld said:

It's really nice that you have no problem with lying under the Obama Administration.  Depends on whose ox is gored I guess

Welcome to politics.

Holy shit that communist voting POS is a UT alumnus?  My degrees just took a hit.  Fuck.
Holy shit, you're a UT grad? I should've gone to Texas State.

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2 minutes ago, gmr548 said:

Holy shit, you're a UT grad? I should've gone to Texas State.

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You probably would've graduated 

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33 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

I think the word you're looking for is crayfish. I have literally never heard anyone say craydad. 

I'm going to assume he was attempting humor?  Because a real life Louisianan clearly wouldn't fuck up crayfish and craydad.  Unless.....?

 

Anyhow, voted for Beto today.  Own multiple guns.  Have never voted for a Democrat prior to today.  

The CIA/NSA/NRO and more always have and always will spy on domestics as needed -- anyone thinking otherwise is way too naive.  I also happen to think it's helped the country on more than one occasion despite the ugly reality of it. 

44 minutes ago, NameWithHeld said:

Holy shit that communist voting POS is a UT alumnus?  My degrees just took a hit.  Fuck.

LOL.  An aggie worrying about the value of his “degree”.

Beto wants to decriminalize illegal immigration.

What does this even mean? Are you talking about comprehensive immigration reform?
10 minutes ago, Horn Dog said:

LOL.  An aggie worrying about the value of his “degree”.

You can tell he’s an aggy pretending to be a longhorn fan because(1) his longhorn themed avatar and (2) he’s a complete dumbass. It’s impossible for him to not be aggy given that combination. 

16 minutes ago, Horn Dog said:

LOL.  An aggie worrying about the value of his “degree”.

Ok if you say so.  

17 minutes ago, Satchel said:

If you resist the temptation to see them as hordes and view them as people of sacred worth, it's not so bad a look.

Oh, well I certainly don’t view them as having sacred worth. These hordes are a product of a broken immigration system and I’m disappointed that Beto is encouraging such behavior. 

7 minutes ago, JimmyJames said:

You can tell he’s an aggy pretending to be a longhorn fan because(1) his longhorn themed avatar and (2) he’s a complete dumbass. It’s impossible for him to not be aggy given that combination. 

You have stalking problems slick.

1 minute ago, Chrispy said:

Oh, well I certainly don’t view them as having sacred worth. These hordes are a product of a broken immigration system and I’m disappointed that Beto is encouraging such behavior. 

Wrong, these people are victims of political strife caused by our bad foreign policy. And I think it's pretty shitty to refer to a group of people seeking asylum as a "horde." That's reserved for armies and zombies. Don't be shitty.

52 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Do you honestly believe this administration isn't spying on Americans?

I imagine that POTUS is spying on his own wife in the shitter, so he gets a glimpse of her titties. 

But she's not an american, so nevermind. 

Just now, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

Wrong, these people are victims of political strife caused by our bad foreign policy. And I think it's pretty shitty to refer to a group of people seeking asylum as a "horde." That's reserved for armies and zombies. Don't be shitty.

So it all the USA's fault?  Really?

3 minutes ago, NameWithHeld said:

You have stalking problems slick.

Ok 

2 minutes ago, NameWithHeld said:

So it all the USA's fault?  Really?

ok, you're right. Caused is too strong a word. Stoked, enflamed, enlivened, whatever the fuck you want to use to make yourself feel better. 

Again, don't be shitty.

6 minutes ago, Chrispy said:

Oh, well I certainly don’t view them as having sacred worth. These hordes are a product of a broken immigration system and I’m disappointed that Beto is encouraging such behavior. 

Hordes? Fuck you. 

7 minutes ago, Chrispy said:

Oh, well I certainly don’t view them as having sacred worth. These hordes are a product of a broken immigration system and I’m disappointed that Beto is encouraging such behavior. 

Are you and trump gonna “rape” the “hordes?”

it’s just an idiom, right? Fuckin worthless troll 

2 hours ago, Pancho Negro said:

 

 

2 hours ago, hayden_horn said:

ain't no crawdads in texas, steve.

 

2 hours ago, Texas73 said:

wut?

 

2 hours ago, hayden_horn said:

i've only ever known em as crawfish

 

2 hours ago, Texas73 said:

We country folks up in Van Zandt County called them crawdads.

 

2 hours ago, hayden_horn said:

yeah, well, you live in a dry county. that explains a lot. 

heh. my ma lives up that way. always have to remember to stop in athens.

 

1 hour ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Ted is more of a craydad which is the Canadian spelling of crawdad

 

1 hour ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

I think the word you're looking for is crayfish. I have literally never heard anyone say craydad. 

 

1 hour ago, jimmyjazz said:

It was "crawdad" in the midwest.

"Crawfish" is the appropriate verb for weasels like Ted Cruz.

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Just now, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

ok, you're right. Caused is too strong a word. Stoked, enflamed, enlivened, whatever the fuck you want to use to make yourself feel better. 

Again, don't be shitty.

Life ain't fucking fair in case you hadn't noticed.  Sure it's shitty being born in a shitty country but them's the breaks.  The United States does more for the rest of the world than anyone and it ain't even close.  Have we fucked up?  You betcha.  But in the grand scheme of things the world is better for having the United States exist.  GET THE FUCK OVER IT.

7 minutes ago, NameWithHeld said:

You have stalking problems slick.

You’re chrispy, ain’t ya? troll 

John Brennan defended US torture programs, oversaw a drone strike regime, led the CIA while they were spying on their Senate oversight committee, and countless other acts for which he would more rightly be tarred and feathered in a just world. But he said something nice about Beto, so liberals be liking and retweeting. 

1 minute ago, bolverk said:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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you can tell Stephen King doesn't get out of Maine much.

1 minute ago, JimmyJames said:

You’re chrispy, ain’t ya? troll 

You need to increase your medicine doses.  It ain't working for ya.  Stalker.

Just now, Anastasis said:

John Brennan defended US torture programs, oversaw a drone strike regime, led the CIA while they were spying on their Senate oversight committee, and countless other acts for which he would more rightly be tarred and feathered in a just world. But he said something nice about Beto, so liberals be liking and retweeting. 

No he’s in the anti trump camp. I’m willing to forgive quite a lot of crap in the past for people who are currently in that camp. More clear and present danger and all. You should consider that. 

8 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

Wrong, these people are victims of political strife caused by our bad foreign policy. And I think it's pretty shitty to refer to a group of people seeking asylum as a "horde." That's reserved for armies and zombies. Don't be shitty.

They shouldn’t accept our 2.6 billion dollars of aid if they don’t want our influence, that’s the way the game is played. But they’ve escaped their political strife anyhow and are in Mexico, they can disband now. 

1 minute ago, NameWithHeld said:

Life ain't fucking fair in case you hadn't noticed.  Sure it's shitty being born in a shitty country but them's the breaks.  The United States does more for the rest of the world than anyone and it ain't even close.  Have we fucked up?  You betcha.  But in the grand scheme of things the world is better for having the United States exist.  GET THE FUCK OVER IT.

So then who are we supposed to be helping if we're this force for good? I gotta say I'd rather see support money/resources in Central America than in good ole Afghani land.

5 minutes ago, JimmyJames said:

Are you and trump gonna “rape” the “hordes?”

it’s just an idiom, right? Fuckin worthless troll 

I don’t wish any ill will upon these hordes, but they’re safe in Mexico, it’s time for them to disband. 

3 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

John Brennan defended US torture programs, oversaw a drone strike regime, led the CIA while they were spying on their Senate oversight committee, and countless other acts for which he would more rightly be tarred and feathered in a just world. But he said something nice about Beto, so liberals be liking and retweeting. 

Don't confuse them with facts.

2 minutes ago, Chrispy said:

They shouldn’t accept our 2.6 billion dollars of aid if they don’t want our influence, that’s the way the game is played. But they’ve escaped their political strife anyhow and are in Mexico, they can disband now. 

Most of them will end up in Mexico or back in Central America.

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3 minutes ago, NameWithHeld said:

You need to increase your medicine doses.  It ain't working for ya.  Stalker.

Yawn

but seriously aggy is gonna get its ass kicked tomorrow. Don’t watch. 

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2 minutes ago, SimonBolivar said:

So then who are we supposed to be helping if we're this force for good? I gotta say I'd rather see support money/resources in Central America than in good ole Afghani land.

Not going to disagree with you on that.  Problem is Venezuela and the like are making it hard to.

1 minute ago, JimmyJames said:

Yawn

but seriously aggy is gonna get its ass kicked tomorrow. Don’t watch. 

I hope you don't have a job that requires perception because you ain't got any.

Just now, NameWithHeld said:

Not going to disagree with you on that.  Problem is Venezuela and the like are making it hard to.

Even more reason to double down locally/regionally. Add Brazil to the pot and while we've been fucking up brown people overseas in a failed war on terrorism we've allowed it to be grown on our own soil and on that of our neighbors. It's despicable.

Just now, NameWithHeld said:

I hope you don't have a job that requires perception because you ain't got any.

Come on everyone here thinks that one is pretty lame. Surely you can do better. 

John Brennan defended US torture programs, oversaw a drone strike regime, led the CIA while they were spying on their Senate oversight committee, and countless other acts for which he would more rightly be tarred and feathered in a just world. But he said something nice about Beto, so liberals be liking and retweeting. 

Oh wow, didn’t realize by liking that tweet “liberals” endorse all of these other things as well.

I’m sure you only like statements from people who have never made mistakes in judgement right?
1 minute ago, JimmyJames said:

Come on everyone here thinks that one is pretty lame. Surely you can do better. 

If you think I'm an aggie that's fine.  It just shows me you ain't the sharpest knife in the drawer.  I was kinda hoping you were because then it all makes sense.  You are one right?  It's ok to admit your mistake.

Just now, elguapo said:


Oh wow, didn’t realize by liking that tweet “liberals” endorse all of these other things as well.

I’m sure you only like statements from people who have never made mistakes in judgement right?

You don't know much about John Brennan then because he's got a fucking load of them.  

2 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

I'm curious how one portrays the skill of "perception" on their resume.

Don't ask the stalker JimmyJames

3 minutes ago, NameWithHeld said:

If you think I'm an aggie that's fine.  It just shows me you ain't the sharpest knife in the drawer.  I was kinda hoping you were because then it all makes sense.  You are one right?  It's ok to admit your mistake.

I know your an aggy. You confirm it further with every post. 

Just now, JimmyJames said:

I know your an aggy. You confirm it further with every post. 

You are funny in a "sad" sorta way.  I guess ACC was too tough for you and now your trying to over compensate

Just now, NameWithHeld said:

You are funny in a "sad" sorta way.  I guess ACC was too tough for you and now your trying to over compensate

Nope, graduated from the University of Texas at Austin in 1996. Did you graduate from aggy? Or are you some redneck hick that supports aggy but was somehow even too stupid to get in there or graduate? 

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