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1 minute ago, Planet Houston said:

You’re a piece of shit. 

It was a joke. Lighten up. 

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  • Hank Scorpio
    Hank Scorpio

    I'm sorry, look at all these old fucking goblins at this thing:  Let's go one by one:  Beatrice She has not missed a single city council meeting or church bingo in 35 years. S

  • Born to Run
    Born to Run

    I’ve heard this bullshit my entire life, hell I used to believe the myth that Republicans were all about “faith in the common man succeeding when unimpeded by the govt.” Left alone business and humani

  • austingirl
    austingirl

    I do volunteer work for Beto's campaign (surprise!). I get called a "libtard" on a regular basis and get a lot of responses that are just "#MAGA!" and the like, but I also hear a lot of "who is Beto?"

2 minutes ago, slorch said:

all of them are that way, right?

Well, they aren’t the pure hearted sophisticants like the urban voters.  

Had Beto sign stolen from yard today.  

Need to order the Beto for President sign anyway. 

9 minutes ago, Pancho Negro said:

Republicans: The party of rape, racism, and the hard r

and people chose them over the party of the perpetual underclass and emotional slavery.

weird.

 

1 minute ago, slorch said:

and people chose them over the party of the perpetual underclass and emotional slavery.

weird.

 

Freedom is slavery. 

weird. 

Just now, slorch said:

and people chose them over the party of the perpetual underclass and emotional slavery.

weird.

It's almost like if you give people a mechanism to make themselves feel better than other groups of people the really shitty, stupid people LOVE it. GOP loves telling Cletus and Earl that they're better than those hard-r's

1 minute ago, slorch said:

and people chose them over the party of the perpetual underclass and emotional slavery.

weird.

 

emotional slavery.  lol wtf?

you're trying man.  you're trying.  get that tech brain working. 

5 minutes ago, F250 said:

So, does this mean Ann-Margret's not coming?

It's a big shit sandwich and we all have to take a bite

6 minutes ago, immortal13 said:

Beto spent a shit ton of money, y'all

And he became the most popular politician in the country in this years midterms.

8 minutes ago, Fozzz said:

wonder if Beto will go straight after the 2020 Dem presidential nom or if he’ll go after that blockhead Cornyn’s seat. Maybe smarter to pursue the latter. 

I don’t see how the former is even a serious possibility. If he couldn’t overcome Cruz’s attacks, he stands no shot to overcome what Trump will throw at him. Cruz made it a mud fight, and Beto had no real answer. Trump will be even worse. 

Edited by TXSG8R

Guys, what's the point in gloating. Let's be charitable here. Geez, we are still neighbors and coworkers and friends (maybe).

3 minutes ago, NowThis said:

His straight Dem ticket helped a lot of other Dems today but IMO the turnout next midterm 2022 will not be this massive. 

It will be if Beto's the president...

3 minutes ago, Captainant said:

Not a moral victory to win the house. That's just a victory. 

lol so THAT was what Beto ran on! He’s always looking out for others.

Just now, thepop said:

And he became the most popular politician in the country in this years midterms.

Moral victory...very aggy

See ya, Ted. I hope you having to be in Texas for a good part of the Fall wasn't to onerous for ya. Faking it can be taxing.

U.S. Senator
Precincts: 2852 / 7987 (36% reporting)
✔ Ted Cruz (R)
3245248(51%)
Beto O'Rourke (D)
3067757(48%)
Neal M. Dikeman (L)
41291(1%)
Last Updated: 11/6/2018 9:36:53 PM
Vote Total: 6354296

Just now, OatmealRaisinCookie said:

Guys, what's the point in gloating. Let's be charitable here. Geez, we are still neighbors and coworkers and friends (maybe).

Slorch and Johnny are just terrible people. 

4 minutes ago, Fozzz said:

wonder if Beto will go straight after the 2020 Dem presidential nom or if he’ll go after that blockhead Cornyn’s seat. Maybe smarter to pursue the latter. 

If Warm Platitude Man can't even beat el rato his odds of beating cornyn are nil

Just now, Johnny Sack said:

$80 million and all I got was this moral victory.  

No, we created infrastructure. We created a rolodex and relationships. The  process has been learned....it has been figured out. Texas will turn purple and then blue very soon. You are obsolete, but that is okay. Just take care of your ranch land and protect it and I'll call it even.

1 minute ago, Pancho Negro said:

emotional slavery.  lol wtf?

you're trying man.  you're trying.  get that tech brain working. 

Y'all are the ones who live with the world leaning on your shoulders all the time.

Life be so hard, yo.  Vote Democrat.  We won't do a fucking thing about it for 100 years, but life will get better calling them honkies names.

Just now, immortal13 said:

Moral victory...very aggy

Not a moral victory. A step in running for president, if he chooses to.

10 minutes ago, slorch said:

all of them are that way, right?

Typically lib stereotyping....so dumb and counterproductive to what they supposedly stand for.

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Just now, TXSG8R said:

I don’t see how the former is ven a serious possibility. If he couldn’t overcome Cruz’s attacks, he stands no shot to overcome what Trump will throw at him. Cruz made it a mud fight, and Beto had no real answer. Trump will be even worse. 

I think he could have a decent shot of winning the dem nom, but beating Trump in 2020 will be an uphill battle regardless of the candidate. Even with it being Texas and all, Cronyn may be easier prey. 

Running the House is a moral victory??????

Beto won the house? Damn I thought he was running for senate.

$60 million in out of state money pissed away on a moral victory.  Senate is more red now.  

Lol at old white guys who think old white guys are still gonna control this country in 30-40 years

 

its all over for the anglos

1 minute ago, slorch said:

and people chose them over the party of the perpetual underclass and emotional slavery.

weird.

 

They also chose Taco Bell as the best Mexican restaurant. 

1 minute ago, Pancho Negro said:

In Lubbock, trying to make a point about "emotional slavery" makes you the smartest one in the class. 

 

In Austin, blaming the other guy because you can't vote makes the other guy an idiot.  Even though everyone around you is voting.

1 minute ago, burntorangebongos said:

No, we created infrastructure. We created a rolodex and relationships. The  process has been learned....it has been figured out. Texas will turn purple and then blue very soon. You are obsolete, but that is okay. Just take care of your ranch land and protect it and I'll call it even.

Lulz

1 minute ago, EuroHorn said:

And all I got was this lousy t-shirt

Hell ya, 'll still wear my Beto t around MD and DC.  Get lots of compliments.  

6 minutes ago, Texas73 said:

No it doesn't. It speaks to the rural Republicans, many who are white trash but in their minds at least they aren't Black or Hispanic.

I see this triggered the conservatives on here to neg me. Boo hoo.

I'm from a town in east Texas that had a Sun-Downer sign stating N_**** Don't Let the Sun Set On You In ______________.  And in 2018 this is not one black in a town of 3000+. MANY, I didn't say all, that are stuck in that town are poor white trash and they are racists. 

 

Can Beto carry Texas against Trump in a Presidential election?  If the answer is yes, that’s ball game.

Just now, Johnny Sack said:

$60 million in out of state money pissed away on a moral victory.  Senate is more red now.  

Oh, it wasn't pissed away.

Nancy Pelosi is about to be Speaker of the House again.

Beto O'Rourke helped make that happen.

Just now, slorch said:

Y'all are the ones who live with the world leaning on your shoulders all the time.

Life be so hard, yo.  Vote Democrat.  We won't do a fucking thing about it for 100 years, but life will get better calling them honkies names.

Who is "yall"?  

Republicans don't do shit for blacks.  Why are you saying dems don't?  

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I am proud of Beto. I am proud of that first debate where Cruz couldn't muster up anything nice to say about Beto, and he called him on it. I'm proud to do the work I did and I'm proud of the work everyone did on his campaign. I have no regrets. For the first time in my adult life, I feel like I did all I could for my candidate, and that's something to be proud of.

1 minute ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Lol at old white guys who think old white guys are still gonna control this country in 30-40 years

 

its all over for the anglos

Indeed.

 

Enjoy the prosperity while it lasts.

 

When the takers outnumber the producers, we be fucked.

1 minute ago, Revolution512 said:

lol so THAT was what Beto ran on! He’s always looking out for others.

Well no, Beto lost his race and didn't run specifically on helping other dem candidates win. He did however campaign on making a difference and establishing a check on Trump's power. Which aiding significantly in flipping Texas congressional seats counts towards. So to Beto, sure it's a moral victory. To the people who supported him and his cause of putting a check on trump and making the country more progressive... We got a good bite of what we wanted and donated for. 

Just now, Johnny Sack said:

$60 million in out of state money pissed away on a moral victory.  Senate is more red now.  

 A bigger proportion of Cruz’s money came from out of state. 

10 minutes ago, pevodog said:

Well when RBG dies, Trump gets another SCOTUS pick.


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When Trump dies, we can shit on his grave.

7 minutes ago, Captainant said:

Beto losing was the expected outcome, unfortunately. What's being overlooked is how he helped energize Texas Dems and helped pick up a few seats in fucking TEXAS. And he took away resources from other GOP candidates but making it a race against lyin Ted. 

This. And it isn't aggy to say so, this ain't football. There is very real strategic value in what happened in Texas this cycle. Took money and time off the national playing field and into defending the crown jewel of red states. It will only get easier for Allred and Fletcher to win their seats from here. Other somewhat competitive house races will be legit flip opportunities in 2020 and 2022. Statewide, the GOP position of power will only continue to erode. No one looking at the trends rationally can deny that. It stings, as it should, but I hope we will look back on it as a harbinger of things to come as opposed to just sulking and forfeiting another decade or two.

Just now, slorch said:

Indeed.

 

Enjoy the prosperity while it lasts.

 

When the takers outnumber the producers, we be fucked.

Just cause someone is not white doesnt mean they are a taker... wtf man

Edited by GreenspointTexas

I wonder what effect not allowing straight ticket voting will have in two years, especially with the shift we've already seen

1 minute ago, slorch said:

In Austin, blaming the other guy because you can't vote makes the other guy an idiot.  Even though everyone around you is voting.

Christ you're a fucking idiot. 

I'm not in austin

I voted. 

WTF are you even talking about?

You are just proving your idiotness

Beto seemed like a nice guy, just too liberal for Texas. 

1 minute ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Can Beto carry Texas against Trump in a Presidential election?  If the answer is yes, that’s ball game.

I want some of what you're smoking. 

Republicans: The party of rape, racism, and the hard r!
Congrats!

Yep the majority of Texans are rapists racist pieces of shit (aka deplorables). That explains why Beto lost alright.
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