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1 minute ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

Dan Patrick and Ken Paxton winning is fucking wrong.  I hate stupid people.

This state sucks.

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  • Hank Scorpio
    Hank Scorpio

    I'm sorry, look at all these old fucking goblins at this thing:  Let's go one by one:  Beatrice She has not missed a single city council meeting or church bingo in 35 years. S

  • Born to Run
    Born to Run

    I’ve heard this bullshit my entire life, hell I used to believe the myth that Republicans were all about “faith in the common man succeeding when unimpeded by the govt.” Left alone business and humani

  • austingirl
    austingirl

    I do volunteer work for Beto's campaign (surprise!). I get called a "libtard" on a regular basis and get a lot of responses that are just "#MAGA!" and the like, but I also hear a lot of "who is Beto?"

10 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Running the House is a moral victory??????

Speaker Pelosi will take that moral victory every day of the week.

1 minute ago, slorch said:

Indeed.

 

Enjoy the prosperity while it lasts.

 

When the takers outnumber the producers, we be fucked.

You do realize you are a taker, right?

4 minutes ago, slorch said:

Y'all are the ones who live with the world leaning on your shoulders all the time.

Life be so hard, yo.  Vote Democrat.  We won't do a fucking thing about it for 100 years, but life will get better calling them honkies names.

my life is pretty fucking easy these days.  none of the blame for when it was bad or the credit when it is good has a fucking thing to do with politics or politicians (although I recognize that being a straight white dude makes it easy for that to be the case).  I just wish that the future of Texas was here, now.

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3 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Can Beto carry Texas against Trump in a Presidential election?  If the answer is yes, that’s ball game.

IIRC, Trump beat a massively unlikable Hilary by 9 points in Texas.  That's a shitload to make up.  Beto's charisma alone probably gets him a few of those points.

How many Texans are between 16 and 19 right now?  They couldn't vote last time...

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Just now, slorch said:

Indeed.

 

Enjoy the prosperity while it lasts.

 

When the takers outnumber the producers, we be fucked.

Shouldn’t out yourself as a racist like that Slorch. At least leave some plausible deniability. 

1 minute ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

Dan Patrick and Ken Paxton winning is fucking wrong.  I hate stupid people.

I do hate that cunt Patrick. 

1 minute ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Can Beto carry Texas against Trump in a Presidential election?  If the answer is yes, that’s ball game.

No.

Unless Feinstein has a hot move from a girl he dated in high school too.

Just now, gmr548 said:

This. And it isn't aggy to say so, this ain't football. There is very real strategic value in what happened in Texas this cycle. Took money and time off the national playing field and into defending the crown jewel of red states. It will only get easier for Allred and Fletcher to win their seats from here. Other somewhat competitive house races will be legit flip opportunities in 2020 and 2022. Statewide, the GOP position of power will only continue to erode. No one looking at the trends rationally can deny that. It stings, as it should, but I hope we will look back on it as a harbinger of things to come as opposed to just sulking and forfeiting another decade or two.

This.  Texas is in play now.  And maybe, people will finally give a shit and campaign here.  Fuck shitty states like Ohio, Iowa, PA, and FL getting all the attention and the time of the candidates.  

2 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Oh, it wasn't pissed away.

Nancy Pelosi is about to be Speaker of the House again.

Beto O'Rourke helped make that happen.

Fuck that..she needs to go away

Just now, relapse98 said:

Speaker Pelosi will take that moral victory every day of the week.

And them going full retard like they did with Kavanaugh will mean Trump wins in 2020

8 minutes ago, thepop said:

And he became the most popular politician in the country in this years midterms.

This is what happens when you get on the Hollywood bandwagon.  The political Kardashian.  He still lost.  

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1 minute ago, Rusty Shackelford said:


Yep the majority of Texans are rapists racist pieces of shit (aka deplorables). That explains why Beto lost alright.

You're forgetting they use the hard r. 

1 minute ago, Chrispy said:

Beto seemed like a nice guy, just too liberal for Texas. 

Barely.  But looking back he should’ve picked a policy or 2 to be decidedly moderate on. 

The sun will come up...... tomorrow.  Put on your happy face.    The sun will come up tomorrow.....

1 minute ago, TexArcher said:

IIRC, Trump beat a massively unlikable Hilary by 9 points in Texas.  That's a shitload to make up.  His charisma alone probably gets him a few of those points.

How many Texans are between 16 and 19 right now?  They couldn't vote last time...

This right here.  Trump vs. Hillary was like picking between STDs.  Not really a choice.  Get a charismatic Dem, and I do not know if they would win, but it would be awfully fucking close.

2 minutes ago, Chrispy said:

Beto seemed like a nice guy, just too liberal for Texas. 

At least the shitty parts of Texas. 

5 minutes ago, Johnny Sack said:

$60 million in out of state money pissed away on a moral victory.  Senate is more red now.  

Cruz took in more money from out of state.

Speaks to what a dog turd Beto is that he couldn't beat such a shitty opponent

Or it shows how horrible the voters really are. They vote for the letter and nothing else.

Know what I notice about this thread?  All the hard core Trumpists started coming into this thread once the race was called for Cruz.  Fucking terrible.  

3 minutes ago, slorch said:

Indeed.

 

Enjoy the prosperity while it lasts.

 

When the takers outnumber the producers, we be fucked.

Is this sarcasm?  Have you seen our deficit?  We are the "takers" of the world, producing far less than we spend.

5 minutes ago, Captainant said:

Well no, Beto lost his race and didn't run specifically on helping other dem candidates win. He did however campaign on making a difference and establishing a check on Trump's power. Which aiding significantly in flipping Texas congressional seats counts towards. So to Beto, sure it's a moral victory. To the people who supported him and his cause of putting a check on trump and making the country more progressive... We got a good bite of what we wanted and donated for. 

The fact that we heard about Beto in Maryland, Virginia and in other states as it became a closely contested race that occupied national attention. Texas is a huge Republican stronghold and Beto almost pulled it off.  It inspired a lot of hope.  That was money well spent.  

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Beto is a once in a generation Candidate. Nearly pulled off the perfect race.

I hold no illusions that the Democrats will come remotely close to taking Cornyn's seat in 2020.

The Governor's race is more indicative as to where Texas is. Abbott won by 14 points. (and that was with Beto's coattails)

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Just now, Nivek said:


Or it shows how horrible the voters really are. They vote for the letter and nothing else.

This is very, very true.  It is called lazy fucking voting.

Beto helped with not just Texas house seats, but seats IN the Texas house. 

Beto raised a shit load of money that cranked out massive turnout which helped down ballot candidates. What an idiot wasting all that money!

1 minute ago, Johnny Sack said:

And them going full retard like they did with Kavanaugh will mean Trump wins in 2020

Well actually, another kavanaugh won't happen because house dems can subpoena records for sitting judges if they suspect foul play, as in the case of kavanaugh. GOP can't sneak shit through anymore

Texas has not elected a Democrat to statewide office in 24 years. Cruz winning by a few points is nothing to gloat about.

Just now, yoladu said:

Beto is a once in a generation Candidate. Nearly pulled off the perfect race.

I hold no illusions that the Democrats will come remotely close to taking Cornyn's seat in 2020.

The Governor's race is more indicative as to where Texas is. Abbott won by 14 points. (and that was with Beto's coattails)

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Abbott was also running against Lupe Valdez, who was in no way qualified to be Gov.  

Just now, mchookem said:

Beto helped with not just Texas house seats, but seats IN the Texas house. 

Sounds like $80 mill well spent. 

5 minutes ago, slorch said:

 

When the takers outnumber the producers, we be fucked.

That’s a sad, pathetic fact

7 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Can Beto carry Texas against Trump in a Presidential election?  If the answer is yes, that’s ball game.

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Just now, bad_teammate said:

Texas has not elected a Democrat to statewide office in 24 years. Cruz winning by a few points is nothing to gloat about.

A win is a win

3 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

This right here.  Trump vs. Hillary was like picking between STDs.  Not really a choice.  Get a charismatic Dem, and I do not know if they would win, but it would be awfully fucking close.

Lulz

CNN map is odd for Texas.  They show several larger counties at 100% reporting, but there still only show the early vote for the county.  Maybe the 100% of today's votes are in the state total but not county.  

I'm really curious to see how some of the suburban heavy counties end up.  

Just now, Johnny Sack said:

Sounds like $80 mill well spent. 

He proved a point tho!!

Just now, Johnny Sack said:

Sounds like $80 mill well spent. 

What an idoit.

2 minutes ago, Nivek said:


Or it shows how horrible the voters really are. They vote for the letter and nothing else.

I don’t think this is unique to either party. Beto’s most redeeming quality is that he wasn’t Cruz. 

Why wouldn’t Cornyn be easier to beat?  Cruz is hated by libs but the base likes him for just that reason. No one likes or gives a shit about Cornyn. He’s a non-entity. He’s also a hell of a lot dumber than Cruz. 

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22 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

Well, at least Beto can take some solace in that he helped flip some Texas house seats.

Beto is aggy. Moral victories galore.

1 minute ago, Fozzz said:

Beto raised a shit load of money that cranked out massive turnout which helped down ballot candidates. What an idiot wasting all that money!

I dont know if it's stupid but think about all the children...the sad thing is Cruz isnt even likeable.  Abbott won by 10 points.

8 minutes ago, slorch said:

Indeed.

 

Enjoy the prosperity while it lasts.

 

When the takers outnumber the producers, we be fucked.

Holy Shit.

1 minute ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

CNN map is odd for Texas.  They show several larger counties at 100% reporting, but there still only show the early vote for the county.  Maybe the 100% of today's votes are in the state total but not county.  

I'm really curious to see how some of the suburban heavy counties end up.  

Yeah, I noticed that too. I expect it too tighten some. Cruz will probably win by 2% when the big urban counties come in. Beto got damn close. 

2 minutes ago, bad_teammate said:

Texas has not elected a Democrat to statewide office in 24 years. Cruz winning by a few points is nothing to gloat about.

Just shows you how formidable an opponent he was and how much fear he conjured. He was a heck of a political candidate and as we all know, it won't be the last we see or hear of him on his rise to political wunderkind JFK-cum-Obama fame.

1 minute ago, yoladu said:

Beto is a once in a generation Candidate.

This right here is bullshit.

Beto is a tall, good-looking guy. Other than that... what?

He didn't start with big name recognition. He didn't have some kind of record of leadership. He didn't have a history as a policy genius. He didn't even have specific and firm policy initiatives. He almost won a Senate seat in Texas with a charming smile, nice personality, and some progressive platitudes.

He was a really good candidate, but nothing irreplaceable.

Dems looking at this and thinking, "OH GOD THAT WAS OUR ONE CHANCE!" are pants-wetting morons. Take the ball and run forward with it to 2020 and beyond.

Just now, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

Says the person who no longer even lives in the state.  

I have to live in Texas to vote in the Presidential election? I don’t think it works that way.

Just now, Nice Guy Eddie said:

CNN map is odd for Texas.  They show several larger counties at 100% reporting, but there still only show the early vote for the county.  Maybe the 100% of today's votes are in the state total but not county.  

I'm really curious to see how some of the suburban heavy counties end up.  

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