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Man, fuck Ted Cruz.  Fake ass Texan pandering to Benito Trump after Trump insulted his wife, his wife, in front of the whole country.  Gutless fucking coward.

And yayyyy, your "R" won, and who cares if he's an arrogant cunt that everyone else in the Senate hates and he doesn't even show up for half the votes?

Cruz sucks and if you voted for him, you suck, too.

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  • Hank Scorpio
    Hank Scorpio

    I'm sorry, look at all these old fucking goblins at this thing:  Let's go one by one:  Beatrice She has not missed a single city council meeting or church bingo in 35 years. S

  • Born to Run
    Born to Run

    I’ve heard this bullshit my entire life, hell I used to believe the myth that Republicans were all about “faith in the common man succeeding when unimpeded by the govt.” Left alone business and humani

  • austingirl
    austingirl

    I do volunteer work for Beto's campaign (surprise!). I get called a "libtard" on a regular basis and get a lot of responses that are just "#MAGA!" and the like, but I also hear a lot of "who is Beto?"

1 minute ago, staboner said:

and texas delivers its goods. only by 2% or whatever it is, because its a culture war. it ain't about nothing else. can't wait to be gone next summer. 

Well bye, bitch

Just now, TexArcher said:

Man, fuck Ted Cruz.  Fake ass Texan pandering to Benito Trump after Trump insulted his wife, his wife, in front of the whole country.  Gutless fucking coward.

And yayyyy, your "R" won, and who cares if he's an arrogant cunt that everyone else in the Senate hates and he doesn't even show up for half the votes?

Cruz sucks and if you voted for him, you suck, too.

Please cry more.  

1 minute ago, TexArcher said:

Man, fuck Ted Cruz.  Fake ass Texan pandering to Benito Trump after Trump insulted his wife, his wife, in front of the whole country.  Gutless fucking coward.

And yayyyy, your "R" won, and who cares if he's an arrogant cunt that everyone else in the Senate hates and he doesn't even show up for half the votes?

Cruz sucks and if you voted for him, you suck, too.

You still suck too

What an achievement!!! Lulz

It’s not my achievement. It’s a majority opinion written by a Republican judicial nominee.
Just now, TexArcher said:

Man, fuck Ted Cruz.  Fake ass Texan pandering to Benito Trump after Trump insulted his wife, his wife, in front of the whole country.  Gutless fucking coward.

And yayyyy, your "R" won, and who cares if he's an arrogant cunt that everyone else in the Senate hates and he doesn't even show up for half the votes?

Cruz sucks and if you voted for him, you suck, too.

Honestly, I am more pissed that shitheads like Dan Patrick, Sid Miller, and Ken Paxton are still in office.  Fuck anyone who voted for any of those asshats. 

5 minutes ago, pearlandhorn said:

Meh. I find the political system to be very flawed. I just can’t bring myself to vote for someone as liberal as Beto. 

But pulling the lever for a straight up cunt like Cruz comes easy to you?  That should tell you something about yourself.

1 minute ago, Johnny Sack said:

Please cry more.  

Please go fuck yourself.  I am a free market libertarian, and I think your shit is tired.

1 minute ago, Billy Pilgrim said:

Beto has the same things going for him that Obama did- young, cool, energetic and, most importantly, a great and charismatic speaker that can give good sound bites. Definitely underselling him when saying he “was nothing special”. Totally agree that his success is going to be hard to reproduce in the next election.

Yeah but things will get interesting with upcoming trials regarding foreign influence on our political system. It may shine the light on several congressmen and their dealings. So, who knows. Another thing is, nobody saw candidates like Obama or Beto coming and another is likely in the works or was inspired. Hopefully.

Just now, Bozo_Casanova said:


It’s not my achievement. It’s a majority opinion written by a Republican judicial nominee.

Derp 

6 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

Ed Emmett in a really tight race in Harris County.  Fuck everyone who does straight ticket voting or votes because of the letter next to the name.  He has been very, very good.  

Running as a Republican in Harris County is a bad idea these days.    

Just now, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Running as a Republican in Harris County is a bad idea these days.    

Which is just lazy fucking voting.

1 minute ago, AtticusFinch said:

Did Beto flee the scene of his election party yet?

on a skateboard 

Just now, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

Honestly, I am more pissed that shitheads like Dan Patrick, Sid Miller, and Ken Paxton are still in office.  Fuck anyone who voted for any of those asshats. 

Yep.  But made some headway in the Texas legislature, and that is a big start.  One of these days Texans will actually see how the Repubs in the Legislature are raping us.  Blame the news media for not making a bigger deal about state politics.

3 minutes ago, Celery Man said:

 

Yeah well, fuck you Rafael, you don't represent me. 

8 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

Ed Emmett in a really tight race in Harris County.  Fuck everyone who does straight ticket voting or votes because of the letter next to the name.  He has been very, very good.  

Yep, the end of straight party voting will be a blessing.

But in the end lots of voters will still mindlessly vote straight party one at a time.

3 minutes ago, immortal13 said:

Well bye, bitch

ah yes the stains are out. i know. enjoy. yes, bye is right thankfully. good night assholes 

Just now, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

Which is just lazy fucking voting.

If a good county judge wants to win in Harris, run as a Democrat.  It can be that simple.

1 minute ago, Huckleberry said:

Yep, the end of straight party voting will be a blessing.

But in the end lots of voters will still mindlessly vote straight party one at a time.

It is just lazy voting.  I spent the time researching every fucking county judge.  And that was like, what, 80 races in Harris County?  It took me something like 30-45 minutes to vote AND check my ballot before submitting.  Just nuts.  I wish all voters did their due diligence.

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3 minutes ago, Celery Man said:

 

This is pretty classy. I hope he means it. We all know his positions are flexible. 

Also, my Beto sign is staying up. We need candidates with his energy, passion, and desire to represent everyone and not just cater to a political base, whether they are Rs or Ds. 

2 minutes ago, tantric superman said:

But pulling the lever for a straight up cunt like Cruz comes easy to you?  That should tell you something about yourself.

Absolutely. Because I vote for one person over another, I am an absolute piece of trash and am not worthy to breathe the same air as another human. Jesus Christ, you take this shit way too serious. Go change your tampon and go sit with the other snowflakes.

2 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

Which is just lazy fucking voting.

Now now, this thread is for bitching about R straight ticket or letter voting. All D votes are from an educated, altruistic, progressive hand. 

38 minutes ago, RPM said:

It's a big shit sandwich and we all have to take a bite

I left the peanuts in there for ya.  Enjoy.

Derp 

Like I said, genius, there’s no such thing as “court domination”. The future behavior of Judges os the worst bet in politics. Sorry!

Good for you you, though. You voted for an absent, effeminate pushover
8 minutes ago, Texas73 said:

Did you see Travis County went 75%-24% for Beto?  Hint: Travis County ain't aggy.

Not surprising at all. Travis county is east California.

Just now, Pato del Muerto said:

Now now, this thread is for bitching about R straight ticket or letter voting. All D votes are from an educated, altruistic, progressive hand. 

Nope, I think it is just fucking lazy.  I know people that do it on "Both Sides".  :D

2 minutes ago, staboner said:

ah yes the stains are out. i know. enjoy. yes, bye is right thankfully. good night assholes 

Liberal tears are the most delicious kind of tears. Thank you for your donation. 

31 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

At least the shitty parts of Texas. 

He did well on the border and the paso? 

1 minute ago, pearlandhorn said:

Absolutely. Because I vote for one person over another, I am an absolute piece of trash and am not worthy to breathe the same air as another human.

No, because you vote for a particular asshole named Ted Cruz. 

And you post like a stupid twat. 

1 minute ago, Jersey Man10 said:

So did we win

America won. 

1 minute ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Now now, this thread is for bitching about R straight ticket or letter voting. All D votes are from an educated, altruistic, progressive hand. 

PW and I are trying to have an adult conversation. Take your stupid shit elsewhere. Thanks.

Just now, Xian said:

I thought case was the one being watched 

Dude. Case was filming. 

Just now, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

O'Rourke/Gilliam 2020

Two expensive losers.  

1 minute ago, pearlandhorn said:

Not surprising at all. Travis county is east California.

Seriously, what is bad about California? I really don't understand this attitude at all.

O'Rourke/Gillum 2020
 
 

Other way around and you have my vote - Gillum is a force!
1 minute ago, Bozo_Casanova said:


Like I said, genius, there’s no such thing as “court domination”. The future behavior of Judges os the worst bet in politics. Sorry!

Good for you you, though. You voted for an absent, effeminate pushover

Says the idiot bringing up Obamacare as if it's something to be proud of. 

Take the loss, pussy

Seriously, what is bad about California? I really don't understand this attitude at all.


Seriously?
7 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

Which is just lazy fucking voting.

lazy governing

2 minutes ago, Dahobbs said:

Seriously, what is bad about California? I really don't understand this attitude at all.

Economics must not be your hobby.  

9 minutes ago, AtticusFinch said:

Did Beto flee the scene of his election party yet?

Rollover.  Beto van

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What a wonderful country we live in.  Where politics is war and you HAVE to pick a side.  Soon we'll be lined up shooting at each other and the ideologues will be screaming us all on to die for the party.  Sounds grand.
 

Perhaps you’ve missed the news. The shooting has already started. Tree of Life Synagogue our front shoulda told ya.
30 minutes ago, bad_teammate said:

This right here is bullshit.

Beto is a tall, good-looking guy. Other than that... what?

He didn't start with big name recognition. He didn't have some kind of record of leadership. He didn't have a history as a policy genius. He didn't even have specific and firm policy initiatives. He almost won a Senate seat in Texas with a charming smile, nice personality, and some progressive platitudes.

He was a really good candidate, but nothing irreplaceable.

Dems looking at this and thinking, "OH GOD THAT WAS OUR ONE CHANCE!" are pants-wetting morons. Take the ball and run forward with it to 2020 and beyond.

He got this close because people hate Trump. Any non Trump/Hillary candidate and half the young dem vote doesn’t even show up. 

16 minutes ago, Iconoclast Texan said:

You’re on a roll tonight. Everyone who doesn’t think like you is a racist!!!! Yay!

You want to shoot kids you coward piece of shit, son of asylum seekers, hypocrite, asshole. Let the world know you hate your own 

2 minutes ago, BigVegasHorn26 said:

Economics must not be your hobby.  

California would be the 5th largest economy in the world

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