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Just now, Fozzz said:

Those guys are frauds. 

How so?

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  • Hank Scorpio
    Hank Scorpio

    I'm sorry, look at all these old fucking goblins at this thing:  Let's go one by one:  Beatrice She has not missed a single city council meeting or church bingo in 35 years. S

  • Born to Run
    Born to Run

    I’ve heard this bullshit my entire life, hell I used to believe the myth that Republicans were all about “faith in the common man succeeding when unimpeded by the govt.” Left alone business and humani

  • austingirl
    austingirl

    I do volunteer work for Beto's campaign (surprise!). I get called a "libtard" on a regular basis and get a lot of responses that are just "#MAGA!" and the like, but I also hear a lot of "who is Beto?"

1 minute ago, Fozzz said:

You live in Pearland, your life is already fucked. 

I no longer live in pearland. Thanks for your concern though.

1 minute ago, Johnny Sack said:

You are being very rude. 

next time that matters to you, it'll be the first time. hypocrite but hey, nothing new in the Sack family, love the warm feelings from all these common people of the land!

9 minutes ago, Bruh Man said:

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I would like to see the whole white women divided by college educated by less than a college degree, becuase this college educated white woman with two Master's degrees (with degrees in Accounting, Finance, and Economics) went all in on Beto.  

13 minutes ago, thepop said:

Beto has been the #1 trend on twitter all night.

The world loves losers. 

3 minutes ago, Capn81 said:

 

You are trying too hard.

it's never trying hard enough with racist shitbags with johnny's dna...but hey, i turned the other cheek, i'm just speaking the truth 😃

1 minute ago, thepop said:

If Cruz (extremely unlikable) can beat Beto (extremely likeable), Cornyn ain't losing. Not in 2020 anyways.  I like the Castro brothers though.

A strong campaign against Cornyn isn't just about winning that year.   It will be continuing what Beto started and perhaps engage most hispanic voters.  It still may not full pay off for several election cycles.

 

1 minute ago, BigVegasHorn26 said:

The world loves losers. 

Holy shit. Night everyone. No one can top this comment.

Just now, Pancho Negro said:

Not sure why you’re laughing cause you’ve oodnily admitted this too

Because your petulance is funny. Beto lost dude. Your virtue had been signaled. Give it up.

2 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

I would like to see the whole white women divided by college educated by less than a college degree, becuase this college educated white woman with two Master's degrees (with degrees in Accounting, Finance, and Economics) went all in on Beto.  

heres that breakdown:  https://www.cnn.com/election/2018/exit-polls/texas/senate

4 minutes ago, Johnny Sack said:

You are being very rude. 

You should go pay to watch your rats fuck. Or can you no longer afford the 10k scratch?

5 minutes ago, Pancho Negro said:

Not sure why you’re laughing cause you’ve oodnily admitted this too

Admitted to?

2 minutes ago, BigVegasHorn26 said:

The world loves losers. 

Mostly people are just feeling bad for our state, but sure.

1 minute ago, thepop said:

If Cruz (extremely unlikable) can beat Beto (extremely likeable), Cornyn ain't losing. Not in 2020 anyways.  I like the Castro brothers though.

I think they should try to capitalize now on whatever foundation Beto built here. They'll engage much more of the latino population and by then Trump will be persona non grata once all the dirt comes out from Mueller and the House investigations. 

1 minute ago, JimmyJames said:

You should go pay to watch your rats fuck. Or can you no longer afford the 10k scratch?

The fuck?

Just now, thepop said:

Mostly people are just feeling bad for our state, but sure.

How so?  The majority of this state just said otherwise.  

2 minutes ago, troph said:


Cornyn is actually a solid Senator when it comes to blocking and tackling. He will win re-election.

Does he still any eligibility left?

Just now, BigVegasHorn26 said:

How so?  The majority of this state just said otherwise.  

The majority of the state didn't say anything, silly.

Just now, immortal13 said:

The fuck?

Sack pays to watch rats fuck.  

no one understands it.  

10 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

 


Why would anyone vote for someone they don’t support?

 

Because they have shit to choose from and still want to vote.

If there's a plate of liver and onions with a side of green bean casserole; I might really like a plate of fried chicken, but I'm hungry and green bean casserole beats the dogshit out of liver and onions.

2 minutes ago, thepop said:

Mostly people are just feeling bad for our state, but sure.

Most aren’t. Most are happy because we won. 

Beto onstage, still enthusiastic

ha, just said 'so fucking proud of you guys' 

well, shit 😒

2 minutes ago, Bruh Man said:

I think they should try to capitalize now on whatever foundation Beto built here. They'll engage much more of the latino population and by then Trump will be persona non grata once all the dirt comes out from Mueller and the House investigations. 

Yeah. That is a great strategy.  

Even though the republicans got wiped out in the house tonight, the sack is celebrating the victory anyway with a bottle of Johnny walker and a video of a rat fucking gangbang he recently recorded by video.

I know it’s strange. Dont ask me. Ask the sack.

Lulz at droppng the F bomb and the news teams awkwardness broadcasting live

6 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

I would like to see the whole white women divided by college educated by less than a college degree, becuase this college educated white woman with two Master's degrees (with degrees in Accounting, Finance, and Economics) went all in on Beto.  

That's good for you. Still, white women as a whole are problematic and a disappointment. 

So, predictions on what Beto does next?

After taking a two week nap of course.

Form an exploratory committee and start memorizing Iowa and New Hampshire geography?

Plan to challenge Cornyn?

Take the a big money job on K Street?

Sign on with MSNBC?

Just now, Hugo Stiglitz said:

We haven’t seen the last of this Beto guy.

He did piss away $80 million.  Guy is smart with money. He married it.  

3 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

I would like to see the whole white women divided by college educated by less than a college degree, becuase this college educated white woman with two Master's degrees (with degrees in Accounting, Finance, and Economics) went all in on Beto.  

The caravan seemed to be a big motivator for non college educated waitresses who are now moms I used to bang, judging from the posts they shared on facebook. They also really love cops

Brian Williams 'sorry about the f-bomb' lol

2 minutes ago, immortal13 said:

The fuck?

Ask the sack. He’s the one who pays 10 large to watch it. Not my cup of tea but to each his own. 

1 minute ago, JimmyJames said:

Even though the republicans got wiped out in the house tonight, the sack is celebrating the victory anyway with a bottle of Johnny walker and a video of a rat fucking gangbang he recently recorded by video.

I know it’s strange. Dont ask me. Ask the sack.

You realize what thread you are posting on?

Question to the Dems; why the assumption that  Hispanic votes are so blue?  60 and 66% is good but well short of damning. If even 5% of that is lost to the Red, say I don’t know, on an issue such as abortion/religion, you would be further fucked (in Texas).  Why not more emphasis on getting the AA vote #’s up, which are slam dunk Blue? 

Beto's concession speech is tough to watch. More genuine emotion as well as composure and class than Cruz has ever shown.

He certainly has the machinery to run it back against Cornyn. Hadn't really considered that. I will be watching, that is for sure.

Pancho's shirt Wednesday morning...

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1 minute ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

He’s a campaigner.

He will campaign 

And you're a spammer

You will spam

12 minutes ago, achooloco said:

oh no, wishing death on a poster, where all the snowflakes? fucking hypocrite republicans..enjoy, but history will judge your accurately...

You mean history will note that we still win with one of the most unpopular Presidents  when the expectation was that there was going to be a blue wave. The GOP will always have a strong base of support with people who do well financially and want to keep more of what they make. Once Trump leaves, we will go back to a less divisive style but still give the base the red meat they desire.

Just now, fattyflattie said:

Question to the Dems; why the assumption that  Hispanic votes are so blue?  60 and 66% is good but well short of damning. If even 5% of that is lost to the Red, say I don’t know, on an issue such as abortion/religion, you would be further fucked (in Texas).  Why not more emphasis on getting the AA vote #’s up, which are slam dunk Blue? 

Can you think of any reason at all that Democrats might not be currently worried about losing Latino votes to Republicans? Any at all?

I would like to see the whole white women divided by college educated by less than a college degree, becuase this college educated white woman with two Master's degrees (with degrees in Accounting, Finance, and Economics) went all in on Beto.  

So you’re one person. Big fucking deal. My wife matches your cred and cancels you out.

1 minute ago, JimmyJames said:

Ask the sack. He’s the one who pays 10 large to watch it. Not my cup of tea but to each his own. 

It was your claim, that's why I asked you

1 minute ago, fattyflattie said:

Question to the Dems; why the assumption that  Hispanic votes are so blue?  60 and 66% is good but well short of damning. If even 5% of that is lost to the Red, say I don’t know, on an issue such as abortion/religion, you would be further fucked (in Texas).  Why not more emphasis on getting the AA vote #’s up, which are slam dunk Blue? 

Black voters in Texas already vote in numbers equal to their proportion of the population. Hispanic voters don't. The untapped potential is much greater in the latter.

Just now, MirrOlure said:


So you’re one person. Big fucking deal.

Most the folks I know are like me, and went all in on Beto.  

3 minutes ago, Johnny Sack said:

He did piss away $80 million.  Guy is smart with money. He married it.  

as opposed to being born with it and done jack shit? ah yes, so smart, bless your heart!

2 minutes ago, immortal13 said:

You realize what thread you are posting on?

No. Where am I?

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