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Somewhere fchorn just blew his load so hard, he stroked out 

 

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  • Hank Scorpio
    Hank Scorpio

    I'm sorry, look at all these old fucking goblins at this thing:  Let's go one by one:  Beatrice She has not missed a single city council meeting or church bingo in 35 years. S

  • Born to Run
    Born to Run

    I’ve heard this bullshit my entire life, hell I used to believe the myth that Republicans were all about “faith in the common man succeeding when unimpeded by the govt.” Left alone business and humani

  • austingirl
    austingirl

    I do volunteer work for Beto's campaign (surprise!). I get called a "libtard" on a regular basis and get a lot of responses that are just "#MAGA!" and the like, but I also hear a lot of "who is Beto?"

So Beto saved a couple of dogs.  Big deal.  I've seen Cruz around a dog too. 

 

 

 

4 hours ago, Pods said:

Driving around Texas in his truck, talking to his daughter about M&M's and saving dogs. Beto is very on brand and it's brilliant. 

Ted Cruz would never drive around in a truck like that, full of fast food wrappers and his family. 

That stuff will resonate with a lot of Texas families.  As soon as I showed my wife, before the video started, she knew they were headed to Alpine (we’ve been making the trip multiple times a year for the past 10 years).

Edited by atomheartbevo

5 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Ted Cruz would never drive around in a truck like that, full of fast food wrappers and his family. 

Unless he was out looking for crazy Heidi laying on MoPac again?

the first guy looks like a Duck Dynasty character, then the young bald guy was from Full Metal Jacket who killed himself in th restroom. The clincher was the girl who refused to be kissed. 


Isn’t that his daughter?
1 hour ago, ERhine said:

 


Isn’t that his daughter?

 

Hey look, you don't have to kiss Ted Cruz even if you are his daughter. I think this is written somewhere in the Constitution....if not, it should be.

i like this guy, even if his opponent wasn't a reptile

Ted’s own kids can’t stand the fucker. 

1 hour ago, 4th&Five said:

Ted’s own kids can’t stand the fucker. 

I’ve said it before but I’ll say it again, there is nobody on this planet that likes ted Cruz. Even the trumpkins cant stand him. He may win, but he also may pull a Hillary and snatch defeat from the jaws of victory. 

Beto going on TV soon

He's at $987,000 raised since Friday - he's going to hit $1MM over the weekend.

And Robert Earl Keen came out to his town hall in Kerrville today.

7 minutes ago, Celery Man said:

He's at $987,000 raised since Friday - he's going to hit $1MM over the weekend.

And Robert Earl Keen came out to his town hall in Kerrville today.

In JFF town?  Aggy ain't gonna like that. 

I know I am fighting math, but I like that he's spending time in these smaller places.  It doesn't seem right to try to represent everyone if you only focus on the mass swarms of HOU DFW SA AUS.  10% of Texas population is rural.

I think that the points made earlier about the Texan identity being rural even for people living in cities makes a lot of sense. It’s a good look to show up in those towns. Even a lot of city people like myself have connections to one small town or another. It’s really cool to watch him show up there and give a shit unlike Cruz. I’m sure zodiac ted will go to a few places to pretend that he cares too but we all know he doesn’t.

He's at $987,000 raised since Friday - he's going to hit $1MM over the weekend.
And Robert Earl Keen came out to his town hall in Kerrville today.

He’s now up over $1.1M with a new goal of $1.25 by midnight.


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He's at $987,000 raised since Friday - he's going to hit $1MM over the weekend.
And Robert Earl Keen came out to his town hall in Kerrville today.
obviously a 1%er

will Trump visit Texas for an endorsement? Will the Trumpers support Cruz? Is Ted on an island? 

12 minutes ago, Orca of Peace said:

will Trump visit Texas for an endorsement? Will the Trumpers support Cruz? Is Ted on an island? 

I was wondering last night if Beto could get George W's endorsement. 

Just read this tweet by a cruz supporter:

Every TEXAN needs vote against the cancerous Marxist left wingers. Intent on destroying our CONSTITUTION! 

See SICARIO,  understand beto dreams!

Secure AMERICA 

 

Ted Cruz on Beto O'Rourke challenge: 'We do have a real race and we take it deadly serious'

I knew the punk rocker thing was going to be the first thing mentioned about him in negative stuff.  if you are trying to convince the olds,  no better way than to make sure they feel like the other guy is responsible for this:

 

I was wondering last night if Beto could get George W's endorsement. 

That would likely help, right? His base would brush it off and the moderates and some disaffected R’s might eat it up...

Probably couldn’t hurt anyway and W clearly hates Cruz.
11 minutes ago, Party_Taco said:


That would likely help, right? His base would brush it off and the moderates and some disaffected R’s might eat it up...

Probably couldn’t hurt anyway and W clearly hates Cruz.

REK's endorsement is probably just as big in the youth circle.  REK coming out will be more confounding to aggy than the Kerville/JFF connection.  REK has achieved even more godlike status in aggylore than even Lyle Lovett. 

Plus they would probably say W is just senile, doesn't know what he is talking about anymore.

1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

The morons are starting up their machine...

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Just read this tweet by a cruz supporter:
Every TEXAN needs vote against the cancerous Marxist left wingers. Intent on destroying our CONSTITUTION! 
See SICARIO,  understand beto dreams!
Secure AMERICA 
 
Ted Cruz on Beto O'Rourke challenge: 'We do have a real race and we take it deadly serious'


It’s astounding to me there are actually people like this in the world. It reads like it is straight out of a cartoon or something.

It still looks like Beto will be the first Senate candidate to raise $40 million from individual donations.

3 hours ago, Celery Man said:

He's at $987,000 raised since Friday - he's going to hit $1MM over the weekend.

And Robert Earl Keen came out to his town hall in Kerrville today.

Oh shit, aggy gonna be pissed at Keen.

I'm actually surprised.  

Keen is risking a helluva lot.  Speaks volumes about him, and about Beto.

Edited by atomheartbevo

Beto has a hell of a lot of money saved up right now. I think he's got to start spending it soon, especially if Cruz is starting to be on the offensive.

11 hours ago, Pancho Negro said:

 

 

I grew up in Kerrville. I can't believe that many people showed up for a Democrat. Impressive.

IF (big if) he wins in November he has to fill out his term until 2024 because otherwise he'd be replaced by a Republican since the Governor gets to appoint. He can't abandon us or the Senate. 

That said I predict a Hispanic Dem (I know he's not Hispanic) wins in 2020.

Edited by used2b

That said I predict a Hispanic Dem (I know he's not Hispanic) wins in 2020.

Wins what?

28 minutes ago, thepop said:

Beto has a hell of a lot of money saved up right now. I think he's got to start spending it soon, especially if Cruz is starting to be on the offensive.

Patience Grasshopper. It's a long time until November. Not yet time to crack open the war chest.

Edited by RPM

15 minutes ago, used2b said:

IF (big if) he wins in November he has to fill out his term until 2024 because otherwise he'd be replaced by a Republican since the Governor gets to appoint. He can't abandon us or the Senate. 

That said I predict a Hispanic Dem (I know he's not Hispanic) wins in 2020.

Are you talking about cornyns seat?

7 minutes ago, SuingToGetAMessageBoard? said:

Are you talking about cornyns seat?

He's talking about Beto running for POTUS.

2 hours ago, thepop said:

Beto has a hell of a lot of money saved up right now. I think he's got to start spending it soon, especially if Cruz is starting to be on the offensive.

When has Cruz not been offensive?

5 hours ago, RPM said:

Patience Grasshopper. It's a long time until November. Not yet time to crack open the war chest.

He said in Kerrville he’s getting ready to go up on TV in the next few weeks. Perfect time. 

A lot of safe places here. 

 

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