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What kind of complete fucking jackhole male puts on a dress, or tolerates or associates with a guy who would wear a dress?  We can't have ANYONE like that in a position of authority.  WHAT KIND OF MAN WOULD DO THAT??

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  • Hank Scorpio
    Hank Scorpio

    I'm sorry, look at all these old fucking goblins at this thing:  Let's go one by one:  Beatrice She has not missed a single city council meeting or church bingo in 35 years. S

  • Born to Run
    Born to Run

    I’ve heard this bullshit my entire life, hell I used to believe the myth that Republicans were all about “faith in the common man succeeding when unimpeded by the govt.” Left alone business and humani

  • austingirl
    austingirl

    I do volunteer work for Beto's campaign (surprise!). I get called a "libtard" on a regular basis and get a lot of responses that are just "#MAGA!" and the like, but I also hear a lot of "who is Beto?"

Why is Beto wearin' a dress in that pic? Is punk rock some kinda euphemism?

7 minutes ago, woohorn said:

Why is Beto wearin' a dress in that pic? Is punk rock some kinda euphemism?

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first they came for alex jones

and i said nothing

because it owned

4 hours ago, bad_teammate said:

first they came for alex jones

and i said nothing

because it owned

Can someone please explain the difference between the government and a tech company to this asshole?

Maybe explain it in terms of a bakery.  That may help.

So was Betos band any good?

Edit: Googled and saw Cedric Bixler was the front man. Didnt know that. Will have to check it out. 

Edited by FondrenRoad

Cruz will bash Beto on the one tiny semi-insider trading he did for $7100.

Cruz will be here until 2030 if he wins, since 2024 is POTUS straight ticket. Hell, he's only 47 so we might have him until 2042 (age 71) if he wins 2030, 2036 is POTUS again but TX might be light blue by then. 

Edited by Orca of Peace

First they came for Alex.

and I said nothing.

and then let out a loud fart

Edited by JimmyJames

All I know is that I'm for anyone trying to make sure the Zodiac Killer doesn't get another term in Congress. 

7 hours ago, yoladu said:

Does this mean the Valley Voter in the general will vote for CruZ?

too late to get Beto O'Roarkez on the ballot?

Hopefully, "Beto" neutralizes the Z.

1 hour ago, FondrenRoad said:

So was Betos band any good?

Edit: Googled and saw Cedric Bixler was the front man. Didnt know that. Will have to check it out. 

good? i would say spirited. 

 

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6 hours ago, woohorn said:

Why is Beto wearin' a dress in that pic? Is punk rock some kinda euphemism?

everybody was doing it..

Image result for rock stars in dresses

 

Beto was hot and is still hot.

Send that hot man to DC Texas!!

16 hours ago, longhornmatt said:

First, they came for Alex Jones.  And I did not speak out, because I was not a gullible fucktard.

First they came for Alex Jones and I said nothing.  Then they came for the globalist elites who have baby eating parties in the basement of Area 54 where they dip them in fluoride water like it's an Au Jus sauce and the Jews who train tornadoes to attack conservatives and the Illuminati who owns Luby's where they serve demon feces to the unknowing and I said nothing because nobody could hear me over the cacophony of the pointless mating chirps of all the gay frogs.

16 hours ago, longhornmatt said:

First, they came for Alex Jones.  And I did not speak out, because I was not a gullible fucktard.

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1 hour ago, Bama Chick said:

Beto was hot and is still hot.

Send that hot man to DC Texas!!

I’d tap it, ya know, just to see what it’s like

First they came for the Socialists, and I did not speak out—
Because who wants to be a democrat

Then they came for the Trade Unionists, and I did not speak out—
Because Trump is bringing back their jobs through tariffs

Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out—
Because nothing happened to the Jews. The holocaust was a hoax

Then they came for me—so they can pick me up in a shuttle to watch Death of a Nation

39 minutes ago, Pancho Negro said:

 

 

18 minutes ago, Chooky said:

 

Ted did well for himself with excellent responses vs. the Trump dumbass.  The Texas Trump people are not going to show for Ted IMO, the Rs are split hard, so Beto is looking good. 

1 hour ago, Pancho Negro said:

 

Of course he did.  Just, of course.

24 minutes ago, Orca of Peace said:

Ted did well for himself with excellent responses vs. the Trump dumbass.  The Texas Trump people are not going to show for Ted IMO, the Rs are split hard, so Beto is looking good. 

Yeah, Ted keeping his cool was pretty amazing. That guy in the glasses has to be inbred, right? As much as I hate Raphael Edward Cruz, he was by far the most civil person in that discussion.

Trump will surely show up to help Ted out.  Because Trump knows the code....

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Ted did well for himself with excellent responses vs. the Trump dumbass.  The Texas Trump people are not going to show for Ted IMO, the Rs are split hard, so Beto is looking good. 


The Texas Trump people won’t even look at the names on the ballot, just a letter. I don’t think Ted will lose much from them just for the purpose only. I hope I’m wrong, but they are purely party over country/state.

I can’t wait for the ted-trump campaign event. No telling what will happen there but it’s gonna be interesting. 

Hell, I wouldn’t be surprised if trump declared that ted pulled a Manafort on his wife while teds dad filmed it like he was Abraham zapruder. Then huckabeef will have to later say at the press conference that trump was joking. 

10 minutes ago, JimmyJames said:

I can’t wait for the ted-trump campaign event. No telling what will happen there but it’s gonna be interesting. 

Donald Trump tells Texans to vote their conscience.

1 hour ago, Pancho Negro said:

 

Ted's worried

When Trump and his Canadian poodle come to town, Vidor gonna be lit...

31 minutes ago, shnsajax said:

 


The Texas Trump people won’t even look at the names on the ballot, just a letter. I don’t think Ted will lose much from them just for the purpose only. I hope I’m wrong, but they are purely party over country/state.

 

not sure if the Trump Texans will show up at all, the Cruzers will though.  His base is Evangelicals, so pay attention to Hagee/Jeffries and how hard they pump Ted. 

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1 hour ago, JimmyJames said:

Hell, I wouldn’t be surprised if trump declared that ted pulled a Manafort on his wife while teds dad filmed it like he was Abraham zapruder. Then huckabeef will have to later say at the press conference that trump was joking. 

Non-zero chance of Trump telling Ted "I still think your wife is ugly" at the rally.  Hopefully, Trump remembers how Ted tried to upstage him at the 2016 Convention.

I guess Beto staff are calling people now. Normally I get those annoying texts but this time it was a phone call asking me if I was planning on voting. Told him I'm voting for Beto and it was a pretty short conversation.

37 minutes ago, thepop said:

I guess Beto staff are calling people now. Normally I get those annoying texts but this time it was a phone call asking me if I was planning on voting. Told him I'm voting for Beto and it was a pretty short conversation.

Yep, have gotten two calls.  It's interesting how much of a machine Beto has put together in such a short time - he's really been able to harness the youngsters in a way that I haven't seen since...I don't want to say Obama, but that's how it feels.

I got people at my house making calls for Beto tonight.  You might have talked to me or Macallan12,  yo.  Srsly please bear with us if you get multiple calls.  We're working off a list of publicly available voters and obviously there are some duplicates, etc.  Part of what we're doing now is trying to scrub the lists and get everything consolidated.  If you get multiple calls please let the callers know and we'll try to fix it.  

 

Yeah there are a lot of youngsters working for Beto.  If we can survive this current shit we just might be in good hands.  

 

On Edit - we're doing a lot more of these phone banks so if you're in Austin (NW) and interested, holla and we'll fix you up.  It's a really interesting experience.

Edited by M12BH

50 minutes ago, M12BH said:

I got people at my house making calls for Beto tonight.  You might have talked to me or Macallan12,  yo.  Srsly please bear with us if you get multiple calls.  We're working off a list of publicly available voters and obviously there are some duplicates, etc.  Part of what we're doing now is trying to scrub the lists and get everything consolidated.  If you get multiple calls please let the callers know and we'll try to fix it.  

 

Yeah there are a lot of youngsters working for Beto.  If we can survive this current shit we just might be in good hands.  

 

On Edit - we're doing a lot more of these phone banks so if you're in Austin (NW) and interested, holla and we'll fix you up.  It's a really interesting experience.

If you're a San Antonio number, then I may have talked to you.

If you got a creepy guy who answered "maybe....what are you wearing?  Tell me...slowly..." you may have gotten MIA from Surly.

16 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

If you got a creepy guy who answered "maybe....what are you wearing?  Tell me...slowly..." you may have gotten MIA from Surly.

Hmm.  Was he the first, fourth or fifteenth Surlyite I spoke to? Get your ass over here son, you're a neighbor.  Drag JimmyJazz along with you.  Dammit.  

14 minutes ago, M12BH said:

Hmm.  Was he the first, fourth or fifteenth Surlyite I spoke to? Get your ass over here son, you're a neighbor.  Drag JimmyJazz along with you.  Dammit.  

Just talked to the wife and daughter about it.  May get the daughter to give it a shot.  Next Tuesday?

14 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Just talked to the wife and daughter about it.  May get the daughter to give it a shot.  Next Tuesday?

I'll get an invite out to you tomorrow.  Bring the fam.  The more the merrier.  And, for some reason, the more people using the Beto Dialer (yes, it's really called that), the more efficiently it works.  I have to say as sick as I am about this whole shitstain of a country we're becoming, it does feel good to actually become involved and try to do something about it.  I was a political virgin until this campaign.  Now I'm a dirty Beto whore.  So to speak.  

I'm about to move to Texas just so I can vote for Beto. 

You need to be registered 30 days before the election, so you better hurry.


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12 minutes ago, Ghost of LL said:


You need to be registered 30 days before the election, so you better hurry.


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and count 2-5 days of processing if done by mail. 

44 minutes ago, M12BH said:

I'll get an invite out to you tomorrow.  Bring the fam.  The more the merrier.  And, for some reason, the more people using the Beto Dialer (yes, it's really called that), the more efficiently it works.  I have to say as sick as I am about this whole shitstain of a country we're becoming, it does feel good to actually become involved and try to do something about it.  I was a political virgin until this campaign.  Now I'm a dirty Beto whore.  So to speak.  

It’s great to see people respond in the way that you have. I feel like democrats are waking up to what it takes to win. The trump presidency has been a swift kick in the ass for people that hate him but didn’t show up to vote. It’s also pushing a lot of Democrat voters to take the next step and campaign or donate. Things will get better for us very quickly because of all the work and money that people are putting in. I’m just hoping that people never forget the lesson we are learning right now, which is that democrats can’t rely on 85 year old Fox News robots that vote every election. We have to go out and work for votes and never get complacent again.

I will be 37 during the next presidential election. There have been only 2 democratic presidents in my life. Both were obviously two termers but I’m feeling a little aggy.

im not calling anyone...but y'all inspired me to make another donation 😁

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