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On 5/1/2018 at 6:41 PM, SuingToGetAMessageBoard? said:

I knew this would be the reaction the moment I saw the Spanish challenge.  Beto is going to get the Spanish speaking vote anyway.  All he is doing by the challenge is alienating the super racists.  

It isn't a big blue tent unless you have room for super racists. 

And Guapo.

 

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  • Born to Run
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    I’ve heard this bullshit my entire life, hell I used to believe the myth that Republicans were all about “faith in the common man succeeding when unimpeded by the govt.” Left alone business and humani

  • austingirl
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    I do volunteer work for Beto's campaign (surprise!). I get called a "libtard" on a regular basis and get a lot of responses that are just "#MAGA!" and the like, but I also hear a lot of "who is Beto?"

On 5/2/2018 at 7:43 AM, SuingToGetAMessageBoard? said:

Cruz is a debate champion. 

The substance of the debate won't matter. Cruz will still look like an asshole and Beto will still come of as a guy the guys would want to have a beer with, and the women would want to fuck after having a beer with him.

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King William Fair last weekend.


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4 hours ago, SimonBolivar said:

Trying to mobilize la raza

Perry locked up La Raza years ago. 

 

2 hours ago, RayDog said:

The substance of the debate won't matter. Cruz will still look like an asshole and Beto will still come of as a guy the guys would want to have a beer with, and the women would want to fuck after having a beer with him.

There are going to be moderate Republicans who vote for Beto because Ted Cruz is an unlikeable asshole.

1 hour ago, David Dennison said:

There are going to be moderate Republicans who vote for Beto because Ted Cruz is an unlikeable asshole.

And the vast majority of independents  including the 3% who voted for Johnson in 2016.

O'Rourke's floor is 47% based on the 2016 presidential  vote before factoring in that Beto is far more likable than Hillary and Cruz won't have the support Trump had in 2016.

Rat faced, slimy Canadian vs young, good looking Texan. 

11 hours ago, SimonBolivar said:

Trying to mobilize la raza

He’s trying to give a shit, regardless of race.  Something Cruz is incapable of.  

Beto has a shot because even though many Texans don't like the dems pretty much everyone personally likes Beto, and also because even though many Texans like the repubs, not a single person on the planet likes Ted  Cruz, including his parents, kids, trumpkins, Trump haters, millennials, Generation X, ghosts, cat owners, ventriloquists, truthers, birthers and people from Mexia. 

It is like Kennedy vs. Nixon, but after we knew the real Nixon.

Going to have to get a better than average turnout for Beto to win. I'm afraid the hardcore Tea Party/R or Die redneck votes might just outnumber the common sense vote if it's a normal turnout.

6 minutes ago, RPM said:

Going to have to get a better than average turnout for Beto to win. I'm afraid the hardcore Tea Party/R or Die redneck votes might just outnumber the common sense vote if it's a normal turnout.

Dems are running +8% nationally at the moment. If that happens in Texas it will be more than enough to put Beto over the top.

On 5/1/2018 at 4:43 PM, SuingToGetAMessageBoard? said:

Cruz is a debate champion. 

in academic debates.  Not in political debates.  He's a condescending, unlikable prick with the world's most punchable face.

Trump's a total retard and he had cruz for lunch at the debates.  

Cruz is unlikable as fuck, has flop sweat fits and eats boogers while ranting. Beto comes across as a decent guy with high ambitions. If he has any debate skills at all he will crush Cruz even if he doesn't win on points. Think Kennedy/Nixon. 

so the super racists are going to vote for the brown foreigner instead of the white Texan? makes sense....

so the super racists are going to vote for the brown foreigner instead of the white Texan? makes sense....


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Went to Gainesville for Mother's Day and saw a lot of Beto signs in yards.  Gainesville/Cooke County is very, very red and Christian Conservative, so just seeing 1 sign was crazy.

Probably means nothing, but for him to have supporters there is interesting. 

On 5/5/2018 at 7:22 PM, RayDog said:

Dems are running +8% nationally at the moment. If that happens in Texas it will be more than enough to put Beto over the top.

Not sure what poll that is, but there seems to be a pretty big gap in Texas between the feelings of:

A)  adults of voting age, and

B)  likely voters  -- especially likely ***midterm*** voters

If turnout is embarrassingly low, as it usually is in a Texas mid-term, Beto has little or no chance.  

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On 5/1/2018 at 6:43 PM, SuingToGetAMessageBoard? said:

Cruz is a debate champion. 

I honestly can't tell if this is sarcasm or not. 

We've been hearing about this high-IQ, constitution-loving, oratory genius for the past decade.  But in 2016, Cruz couldn't separate himself intellectually when put on a stage with mental featherweights like Trump, Perry, aww-shucks idiot Huckabee, and mumbling Ben Carson.  

I can't recall a single point that Cruz scored based on intelligent reasoning, and he delivered his self-righteous blather with a big spitball glistening on his lower lip.  He later showed us how "principled" he was by staffing Trump's phone banks after Trump insulted Cruz's wife on numerous occasions and also accused his father of participating in a plot to kill an American president.  

It kind of pisses me off when I still hear people talk about Cruz being  either a debate champion or a principled conservative.  He is neither. 

It is hard to do well in a political debate when you have no discernible values or beliefs.  The only thing Ted Cruz cares about is Ted Cruz getting more power.

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37 minutes ago, kevwun said:

It is hard to do well in a political debate when you have no discernible values or beliefs.  The only thing Ted Cruz cares about is Ted Cruz getting more power.

And machine gun bacon. Every mornin', ole Ted is out at the range getting breakfast ready for his family like a goddamn Texan should. That fucking pussy Beto probably fixes bacon in the kitchen like Hillary.

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How do you NOT vote for this guy?

 

To hell with the Beto.

On ‎5‎/‎1‎/‎2018 at 6:22 PM, Pancho Negro said:

Which Surly-ite is this?

 

There is no official language of the United States. 

Rat faced, slimy Canadian vs young, good looking Texan. 


Rate faced, slimy, unlovable, unhuggable Canadian coward vs young, good looking Texan
3 minutes ago, High Plains Drifter said:

Is Beto really that good looking?

His 'competition' in this contest is the freaking zodiac killer. He could look like Chris Christie and still win this 'competition'.

There is absolutely no contest between Beto and Cruz in terms of how attractive they are. 

On 5/12/2018 at 2:31 AM, Celery Man said:

 


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Grandpa Munster

On 5/5/2018 at 4:47 AM, RPM said:

Rat faced, slimy Canadian vs young, good looking Texan. 

Don't you slander rats, son.

21 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

Don't you slander rats, son.

My apologies to the offended rats. They should chew off Ted's face to eliminate the confusion.

8 hours ago, High Plains Drifter said:

Ladies and gay mafia,

 

Is Beto really that good looking?

He's politician good looking.  That's about as far as I'd be willing to go.

5 minutes ago, NameAlreadyInUse said:

He's politician good looking.  That's about as far as I'd be willing to go.

A Beltway 7?

8 hours ago, High Plains Drifter said:

Ladies and gay mafia,

 

Is Beto really that good looking?

Let's just say I'm 100% sure that Beto's DNA test would come back as human.

8 hours ago, NameAlreadyInUse said:

He's politician good looking.  That's about as far as I'd be willing to go.

Well, its a pretty low bar for both sexes. Kamala Harris is a politician 10, but is pretty average overall. 

35 minutes ago, FondrenRoad said:

Well, its a pretty low bar for both sexes. Kamala Harris is a politician 10, but is pretty average overall. 

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Looks pretty good to me.

18 hours ago, High Plains Drifter said:

Ladies and gay mafia,

 

Is Beto really that good looking?

Eh I mean compared to Cruz he’s fucking Tatum Channing

19 minutes ago, SubliminalHorn said:

Eh I mean compared to Cruz he’s fucking Tatum Channing

Or a 1970s Reynolds Burt

4 hours ago, SubliminalHorn said:

Eh I mean compared to Cruz he’s fucking Tatum Channing

Who the fuck is Tatum Channing? Haha

channing tatum is who I meant

On 3/26/2018 at 7:10 PM, dcbc said:

Saw this today.

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She really, I mean REALLY has the troll face down.  

She really, I mean REALLY has the troll face down.  


If that was a slight on her looks, you could do worse
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With Cambridge Analytica under serious investigation I wonder when Cruz will be implicated and how badly. At a minimum he employed foreign workers in key decision making rolls in his presidential campaign in violation of law.

What is so fucked up about Ted Cruz’s face? I haven’t been able to identify it yet. Is it his nose? It’s too narrow and long? Or his lips look weird? What is it?!


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12 minutes ago, Theo Huxtable said:

What is so fucked up about Ted Cruz’s face? I haven’t been able to identify it yet. Is it his nose? It’s too narrow and long? Or his lips look weird? What is it?!


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Yes. Nose, ears, weak chin and a goiter. He's a total package. 

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