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  • Hank Scorpio
    Hank Scorpio

    I'm sorry, look at all these old fucking goblins at this thing:  Let's go one by one:  Beatrice She has not missed a single city council meeting or church bingo in 35 years. S

  • Born to Run
    Born to Run

    I’ve heard this bullshit my entire life, hell I used to believe the myth that Republicans were all about “faith in the common man succeeding when unimpeded by the govt.” Left alone business and humani

  • austingirl
    austingirl

    I do volunteer work for Beto's campaign (surprise!). I get called a "libtard" on a regular basis and get a lot of responses that are just "#MAGA!" and the like, but I also hear a lot of "who is Beto?"

This is the latest 84d1b82eef74aec0c6fd32b15f93fe3b.pngthat has popped up in my FB feed from some of my knuckle dragging FB friends:

Why bother finding the truth when you can just share what your Canadian friends are posting?

nvm.

Edited by used2b

F rating from the NRA.  Oh but a myth.  NRA sponsors mass shootings.  Not a myth.  Wants to go after sharp objects or objects with a cutting edge next.  Not a myth.  Shaggy to Surly with the unbearably stupid left.  Infinitesimal.  You people truly are stupid.  Your needs are a badge, I'm not even old.

Edited by danger_snax

When you’ve lost the danger_snax vote...

Russian money gets an A+ rating from the NRA.  Maybe we should stop giving a fuck what they think?

Wow.  You dunces are actually going to die.  Cartoon, drama, melodrama, you understand it will include Brain Dead yes?

Samesies.
Beto is neat, I am digging him. I like him.
That said, I was with a bunch of peers this past weekend in an upper-middle-class suburb (not a tony one full of big monied people, just youngish professionals with young kids, mostly, until they trade up as they age) at a non-nondenominational church homegroup dinner. I tell you all that to give the context. Anyways, a bunch of these guys and gals, who are prime Beto demographic as far as age/hip-and-cool, were begrudgingly and sad about "having" to vote for Cruz over Beto because of some fundamental (gays and abortion) reasons. They'd much rather vote for the cool guy but don't want to be complicit in the degradation of culture/society. Just an anecdote to be sure, but it makes me wonder how many people are out there like that.
Personally I think that the culture wars are over and the water has dredged, so there isn't a worry about the "silent majority" who will begrudgingly vote for Cruz (like they did for Trump apparently) and that the Christians have lost Lewbowski. 


Yeah that didn’t happen.

I'm sure your rantings make sense in your head, but the rest of us need a translator.

Cool Kids Club.  Yall are ravaging dumbasses, it's incredible.

Yall need so much more than a goddamn translator, thank you Hillarious Harry.

What is wrong with you sensitive souls? How can anyone think this post is trolling? I've begrudgingly in the past and pretty easily now admitted that I actively like this guy Beto...and I'm not his target demographic. 
The anecdotal thing is just giving some perspective to the inner-going-ons within a demographic few on this thread have any insight into, is all I was meaning by sharing-- not trolling.
Lo Siento.


Just asking questions.
They’re a tolerant group, you see, if you would simply conform to their beliefs. 
My neighbor has asked me no less than 5 times to put a Beto sign in my yard, but I’ve politely declined thus far. He’s also the resident stop and chat guy, so I’m pondering a Cruz sign to see if he’ll leave me alone. 


I am also sure that this really happened
Yall need so much more than a goddamn translator, thank you Hillarious Harry.


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Ted's a juggalo

Gawtdamn I love the silence of snipers, the majority.  You fucks are fucked but hell, party on with your cream-crested dick butts.  I guess comedy?

He's somehow less coherent than Trump.

Oh I'm not popular in the masturbating echo chamber?  Ah fuck, gasp, I died.  Party on FUCK ng fools.  On me.

I can’t put into words how pissed I am at the Repubs for leaving Cruz as our option.  Just mind nubmingly angry.   Probably explains a lot of the pics in the BBQ joints.  

It’s not about popularity. It’s that you’re completely incomprehensible. It’s pretty audacious to throw around “stupid” “dunces” “fools” etc. when you can’t even communicate in English.

Its like trying to decipher Phlegm but without any of the joie de vivre. Or muledick.

Edited by formermav43

Wow, you're Special Ops adaptive tactics...  Maybe 30 or so years for your hippo mesh..?

20 minutes ago, Homercles said:

 


I am also sure that this really happened

 

Sounds legit.

Just now, danger_snax said:

Wow, you're Special Ops adaptive tactics...  Maybe 30 or so years for your hippo mesh..?

You’re still here? 

14 minutes ago, danger_snax said:

Gawtdamn I love the silence of snipers, the majority.  You fucks are fucked but hell, party on with your cream-crested dick butts.  I guess comedy?

I admire you

Just now, JimmyJames said:

You’re still here? 

Thought your propulsive clit was that strong huh?  Room moving?  Uhh hot in Russia?

5 hours ago, Chrispy said:

They’re a tolerant group, you see, if you would simply conform to their beliefs. 

My neighbor has asked me no less than 5 times to put a Beto sign in my yard, but I’ve politely declined thus far. He’s also the resident stop and chat guy, so I’m pondering a Cruz sign to see if he’ll leave me alone. 

On the fifth time he asked did he offer you a rose?

11 minutes ago, formermav43 said:

Its like trying to decipher Phlegm but without any of the joie de vivre. Or muledick.

Pretty much this

Surly : buzzfeed dillweeds.  Just ventured out again.  Good to know.  Yall's spooge spackle is strong.  Git your vitamins, fellas.

9 minutes ago, danger_snax said:

Surly : buzzfeed dillweeds.  Just ventured out again.  Good to know.  Yall's spooge spackle is strong.  Git your vitamins, fellas.

вернуться в Россию

Oh oh russian.  I get it.

It's like yall are bussed in from 11th grade.  Shit's worse than I thought.

Just what in the fuck is going on in here? This is some top tier shitposting and trolling. 

We have russian bots on here too now? Wouldn't surprise me.

We have russian bots on here too now? Wouldn't surprise me.


Nah, not a Russian fuck...

Sounds a like an inbred fuckstick aggy.

Fuckers like this piece of shit are trembling right about now.

Damned millennials can't even get trolling right.

Things must really be boring at the scat site.

21 minutes ago, troph said:


I don’t like dudes and he had me blushing. He’s a handsome and very attractive man.

the best part was the line about Cruz being on the "Do Not Fuck" registry.

13 hours ago, FondrenRoad said:

All I see is a South Asian looking girl with big titties.  Are there other people in that photo?

 

13 hours ago, RDCanecutter said:

Took me 5 minutes of staring at the lower right center of this photo before I even noticed Beto was in it.

 

13 hours ago, RDCanecutter said:

It's just that girl, and some random out-of-focus shapes and colors.

 

13 hours ago, BrickHorn said:

That girl’s hotness made Beto extra sweaty.

If I was single, I'd go prowling with you guys. You guys fall on the grenades, I'll go for the hot friend.

46 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

the best part was the line about Cruz being on the "Do Not Fuck" registry.

 

And yet, judging from his kids, somebody apparently did.  Can you imagine sexxing Ted Cruz?

Edited by Horn Under a Bad Sign

 
And yet, judging from his kids, somebody apparently did.  Can you imagine sexxing Ted Cruz?
Hey, you leave Heidi alone....

Just kidding, want a bj?
6 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

 

And yet, judging from his kids, somebody apparently did.  Can you imagine sexxing Ted Cruz?

Nope, apparently Herbert Spinecki is the baby daddy.

 

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