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#1901
3 minutes ago, cabowabo said:

These epic week one matchups are pretty cool, but maybe better suited to week 2 or 3. Watching good teams trip over their dicks ain’t a whole lot of fun. 

theres probably a good reason this is the 2nd ever top 3 match up in week 1 lol 

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  • Our defense played their asses off. Giving up 14 points and two yards a play despite zero help from the offense is a day’s work. 

  • usmc0331horn
    usmc0331horn

    Honestly are we that irate about this game? True road game against an elite defense and only lost by a touchdown and held them to 14? I'd be more pissed if we were in mid-season and Arch is still maki

  • Fuck that shit. They ran for 2.3 yards a carry. They got 240 yards total offense. They couldn’t close out the game when they needed to. 

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#1902
2 minutes ago, Senator Mendoza said:

Never seen an entire half of football where WRs couldn’t get open for an entire half.

We had a few open. The first pass of the game Moore was open by a mile arch accuracy is shit 

#1904
4 minutes ago, Redneck Mutha said:

Swallow your pride and hire a full time OC

This will ultimately make or break his legacy at Texas 

#1905

Hey guys I just wanna come here to say. . . 
 

I made the message board on Twitter lol 

 

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#1908
If Arch is hitting his targets, nobody is saying anything.

I’d say the same thing. Being a playcaller, and CEO in this age is too much for one coach. Too much.
#1909

Looks to me like Baxter is a non-factor. Maybe Sark has fucked that up too. Isn't he supposed to be an offensive genius?  Baxter does not impress. I'm used to seeing at a minimum sparks of brilliance from UT running backs. 

#1911
Just now, Cairn Horn88 said:

Without those two Homer penalties, this game would be tied….we got’m right where we want’m!


Simmons ripped the guys helmet off. Easy call and completely unnecessary penalty.  

#1912
Just now, BabaYaga said:

Both a brisket.  And my liver….

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Looks great.

Also a perfect knife to commit Sepukku with if this really goes downhill. 

#1913
4 minutes ago, Hornsome said:

We are 1 for 7 in third downs.  We were 2 for 16 in the Georgia game. Have to be better.   The difference is we haven’t had turnovers and still in the game.  
 

yet the 3rd quarter is coming. 

This is infuriating.  Can't convert, can't stay on the field, can't SCORE.  This Ferrari is being driven into the curb.

#1916
Just now, Firemans4Horn said:


Simmons ripped the guys helmet off. Easy call and completely unnecessary penalty.  

Yep. Really stupid shit by Simmons.

#1919
3 minutes ago, westexhorn said:

Counter point Sark 3rd quarter abortion 

Let's not get ahead of ourselves. It may be it plays out that way, but it's a new season. Let's see what happens. Our guys may hit their stride yet.

#1920

All BS aside we’ve  seen Arch make every play he fucked up today . . He is pressing and needs to relax . . . 
 

I think he has a much better second half 

#1921
Just now, Firemans4Horn said:


Simmons ripped the guys helmet off. Easy call and completely unnecessary penalty.  

That should have been offsetting.  There was an obvious offensive holding on that play as well.   One of several that have been "missed."

#1924
2 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Without those two Homer penalties, this game would be tied….we got’m right where we want’m!

Those were obvious, clear-as-day penalties. Simmons’ was absolutely egregious. 

#1926
1 minute ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

If we don't have the stupid defensive facemask penalty, it's 0-0 and the board would still be bitching.

As is our Bevo-given right.

#1927
Just now, sith_horn said:

Let's not get ahead of ourselves. It may be it plays out that way, but it's a new season. Let's see what happens. Our guys may hit their stride yet.

and I might fuck Katy Perry tonight.

#1928
Just now, Valmy77 said:

Yep. Really stupid shit by Simmons.

Agreed, but it would help if the calls were being made evenly. They haven't been. Buckeyes are getting away with a lot of holds.

#1931

Honestly, I hope Arch improves in the second half just for his own sanity.  It's going to be a hellscape for him on Monday in the sports media world if he continues to play this poorly.

#1934
2 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:


Simmons ripped the guys helmet off. Easy call and completely unnecessary penalty.  

Helmets come off all the time without a penalty being called.

#1936
4 minutes ago, Bodowned said:

AD, Worthy, Whittington, Golden, Bond the last 2 years vs. this WR room where Wingo is the only player getting snaps who could be a Day 1/Day 2 pick on paper

Yeah, I thought the biggest question marks were 1) can the transfer DT's just be serviceable vs good running teams, and 2) are the WRs who waited their turns to be starters good enough to threaten a defense?

So far:  yes, and no.

Man, what I would give for Golden, Bolden, Worthy, or Mitchell.  

#1937
1 minute ago, Irish Wrist Watch said:

That ball might have gotten tipped at the LOS

He just missed. 

1 minute ago, D3zii said:

All BS aside we’ve  seen Arch make every play he fucked up today . . He is pressing and needs to relax . . . 
 

I think he has a much better second half 

Low bar, but I agree. 

#1938
1 minute ago, Gil Bang said:
2 minutes ago, sith_horn said:

Let's not get ahead of ourselves. It may be it plays out that way, but it's a new season. Let's see what happens. Our guys may hit their stride yet.

and I might fuck Katy Perry tonight.

Atta boy! That's the spirit!

#1944
Just now, sith_horn said:

Agreed, but it would help if the calls were being made evenly. They haven't been. Buckeyes are getting away with a lot of holds.

Oline holding being missed  vs face masking pulling the helmet off the head and holding a receiver are quite different.  

#1946

I guess the second half could be just as futile as the first offensively, but something doesn’t seem right. 

The offensive scheme, the play calling, the QB play, looks remarkably weak. Is it really that bad, or for the first time is Sark trying to save some things for the second half? I doubt it, but I guess we’ll find out shortly. 

#1948

I will be shocked if OSU gets a holding call in this game based on the obvious ones they’ve not been called for thus far.

#1950
1 minute ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Helmets come off all the time without a penalty being called.

He has the face mask Gripped in his hands when it came off lol. 

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