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2 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

Pissing your pants is cool and knows no party lines. Hitler and Churchill were both probably doing it.

Salazar was a well known pisser

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  • Our defense played their asses off. Giving up 14 points and two yards a play despite zero help from the offense is a day’s work. 

  • usmc0331horn
    usmc0331horn

    Honestly are we that irate about this game? True road game against an elite defense and only lost by a touchdown and held them to 14? I'd be more pissed if we were in mid-season and Arch is still maki

  • Wulaw Horn
    Wulaw Horn

    Fuck that shit. They ran for 2.3 yards a carry. They got 240 yards total offense. They couldn’t close out the game when they needed to. 

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22 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Offensive-coordinator Steve Sarkisian is the only thing standing in the way of national champion head coach Steve Sarkisian.

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31 minutes ago, Billy Pilgrim said:

I will say that Sayin had a headset on talking to coaches between drives while Arch was sitting on the bench looking clueless because his OC was managing the rest of the game.

Massive point, worth repeating

Someone explain to me what Baker was doing on our last offensive play, how do you not see the guy blowing right by you when your not even looking the other way? Seriously what the fuck.

Just now, Irish Wrist Watch said:

Massive point, worth repeating

What did you want sark to manage when it was obvious Arch couldn't hit the bench from two foot away?

Just now, hookem48 said:

Someone explain to me what Baker was doing on our last offensive play, how do you not see the guy blowing right by you when your not even looking the other way? Seriously what the fuck.

You seem like the type that might not believe it if Baker was standing right in front of you and told you himself.

33 minutes ago, Billy Pilgrim said:

I will say that Sayin had a headset on talking to coaches between drives while Arch was sitting on the bench looking clueless because his OC was managing the rest of the game.

Meh. figure out a way to blame the officiating.

2 minutes ago, Had Enough said:

You seem like the type that might not believe it if Baker was standing right in front of you and told you himself.

Baker was pretty terrible all game. 

Just now, immamac said:

I have a lot of mixed feelings about today.

Thats cause your a mac.  

If you remember there was a problem even before the first play of the game. A short time out was called and the body language between Manning and Sark looked like "I can't hear..." and "turn it up." Maybe the crowd noise bothered him the entire game. More than we realize. Iterfered with audibles, perhaps.

1 minute ago, immamac said:

I have a lot of mixed feelings about today.

I do too but mostly I am highly pissed and very disappointed.

2 minutes ago, immamac said:

I have a lot of mixed feelings about today.

Embarrassed about passing out under the quesadilla bar?

1 minute ago, Irish Wrist Watch said:

If you remember there was a problem even before the first play of the game. A short time out was called and the body language between Manning and Sark looked like "I can't hear..." and "turn it up." Maybe the crowd noise bothered him the entire game. More than we realize. Iterfered with audibles, perhaps.

It wasn't crowd noise. Arch never settled in.. or at least I keep telling myself that, because the other option is unthinkable...  

2 minutes ago, Irish Wrist Watch said:

If you remember there was a problem even before the first play of the game. A short time out was called and the body language between Manning and Sark looked like "I can't hear..." and "turn it up." Maybe the crowd noise bothered him the entire game. More than we realize. Iterfered with audibles, perhaps.

That was to move us back after the kickoff.

40 minutes ago, Billy Pilgrim said:

I will say that Sayin had a headset on talking to coaches between drives while Arch was sitting on the bench looking clueless because his OC was managing the rest of the game.

Nothing prevents him from talking to Flood and Milwee. 

6 minutes ago, 6th Street said:

Can we get Sark some red zone diapers?

Perhaps a more fitting attire is called for ...

 

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All of Lee Corso’s picks are hitting. If LSU wins tonight will he be 100%?? 
 

Maybe that’s why we played so stupid 

Some great points have been made in this thread, but I do have one semi-critical question. Would the way Gus Johnson kept calling the sideline reporter The A A G be considered a form of sexual harrassment?

Just now, Lou Loomis said:

Some great points have been made in this thread, but I do have one semi-critical question. Would the way Gus Johnson kept calling the sideline reporter The A A G be considered a form of sexual harrassment?

Thought she was way too old for that.

2 minutes ago, Irish Wrist Watch said:

If you remember there was a problem even before the first play of the game. A short time out was called and the body language between Manning and Sark looked like "I can't hear..." and "turn it up." Maybe the crowd noise bothered him the entire game. More than we realize. Iterfered with audibles, perhaps.

No that was the refs calling us for “signaling” on the opening kickoff.

Evidently no one can do anything.

All we did is have one guy wave to our return man not to run it out but he did and got out to about the 32 yard line.

They backed us up to the 25.

 

1 minute ago, Lou Loomis said:

Some great points have been made in this thread, but I do have one semi-critical question. Would the way Gus Johnson kept calling the sideline reporter The A A G be considered a form of sexual harrassment?

Gus Johnson in the booth or anywhere near a microphone is abuse to all involved.

41 minutes ago, D3zii said:

if Arch just plays like he did against Miss State, we win this game . .

I know Ohio State is way better but that defense has nothing to do with throwing short and behind the WR . 
 

In just don’t know wtf happen for Arch to get worse in a year. It just doesn’t make sense 

AJ Milwee is the common denominator so I tend to think he is fucking terrible at player development. 

11 minutes ago, 6th Street said:

Good News: Arch coming back next year

Bad News: Arch is ass

The more I see talk about Arch’s mechanics the more I’m convinced Milwee will not be here next season. Year 4 and basic QB mechanics have been a concern in all 4. 

Sark missed his best chance to find him a soft landing in the offseason 

3 minutes ago, The Ace of Aces said:

AJ Milwee is the common denominator so I tend to think he is fucking terrible at player development. 

 

1 minute ago, UnhappilyMarried said:

The more I see talk about Arch’s mechanics the more I’m convinced Milwee will not be here next season. Year 4 and basic QB mechanics have been a concern in all 4. 

Sark missed his best chance to find him a soft landing in the offseason 

AJ was an important piece of Manning coming to Texas. I don’t know whether he’s key now or not. 

The more I see talk about Arch’s mechanics the more I’m convinced Milwee will not be here next season. Year 4 and basic QB mechanics have been a concern in all 4. 
Sark missed his best chance to find him a soft landing in the offseason 

This is where Mack was a better CEO. He didn’t mind or waste time firing an underperforming bitch.
17 minutes ago, immamac said:

Surly showed out in Austin today - it was a world class party we had to watch arch do his best impression of Hudson card shitting down his leg in fayetnam.

That's how I feel. 

I thought we said no diaper talk?

15 minutes ago, Steamboat1874 said:

No that was the refs calling us for “signaling” on the opening kickoff.

Evidently no one can do anything.

All we did is have one guy wave to our return man not to run it out but he did and got out to about the 32 yard line.

They backed us up to the 25.

 

Sounds like a real bullshit rule. Sounds like a board of governors who think if they don't make changes, they haven't earned their pay.

Too many fucking rules will ruin any game. Apparently now, if an offensive player runs out of bounds and doesn't want the clock to stop, well that's his fucking call. What's the reasoning? We don't want someone to get hurt trying to stay in bounds??? We don't want to penalize a team for running outside because they could accidentally stop the clock when they're trying to run it out??? or we don't want them to hurt their little brains having to think. Let's let the coaches do that???

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24 minutes ago, Had Enough said:

You seem like the type that might not believe it if Baker was standing right in front of you and told you himself.

I'm pretty sure he would say he has no fucking idea what he was doing. I would believe that.

Just now, Stunns38 said:


This is where Mack was a better CEO. He didn’t mind or waste time firing an underperforming bitch.

So, we’re revisiting Greg Davis’s tenure now? Fuck. Today blows. 

5 minutes ago, UnhappilyMarried said:

The more I see talk about Arch’s mechanics the more I’m convinced Milwee will not be here next season. Year 4 and basic QB mechanics have been a concern in all 4. 

Sark missed his best chance to find him a soft landing in the offseason 

Man talk about overreacting.

Arch stunk it up on the road at one of the toughest places in the country to play and now we should replace our QB coach ?

Get a fucking grip morons.

18 minutes ago, immamac said:

And now Penn state or fucking Ohio state will be #1. 

And just like basketball and baseball, it doesn't matter one single bit.

So, we’re revisiting Greg Davis’s tenure now? Fuck. Today blows. 

*except Greg Davis until forced
1 minute ago, Steamboat1874 said:

Man talk about overreacting.

Arch stunk it up on the road at one of the toughest places in the country to play and now we should replace our QB coach ?

Get a fucking grip morons.

wait, complaining about our qb coach is overreacting?  have you seen our qbs these last four years? 

50 minutes ago, Revolution512 said:

I don’t think you understand anything about football 

If you say so 

I truly don't understand what Milwee does. He's not some QB whisperer, we know that. But Sark has to make a big boy decision and hire a legit QB coach. Arch's motion is shit. What the fuck were they working on the last 3 weeks? Clearly they didn't work on Arch's motion. 

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1 minute ago, Stunns38 said:


This is where Mack was a better CEO. He didn’t mind or waste time firing an underperforming bitch.

I'd argue a major reason Mack lost his job was because he tolerated a putrid OL for over a decade. In his final years, he became more of a hardass because he knew his job was on the line.

1 minute ago, Steamboat1874 said:

Man talk about overreacting.

Arch stunk it up on the road at one of the toughest places in the country to play and now we should replace our QB coach ?

Get a fucking grip morons.

There's times to throw sidearm, i.e., to get it under an opposing rusher, but otherwise all you're doing is risking an off target throw because of a millisecond timing mistake. That's playing just a little too relaxed. You see it more in baseball.

9 minutes ago, Stunns38 said:


This is where Mack was a better CEO. He didn’t mind or waste time firing an underperforming bitch.

Unless that bitch was named Greg Davis.

4 minutes ago, FORTY NINE TO ZERO said:

wait, complaining about our qb coach is overreacting?  have you seen our qbs these last four years? 

No, but I've seen the idiots who to this day hope and pray Ewers fails even though his success is nothing but gold for the 40. They ant handle anything outside of their flea sized brain.

I'd argue a major reason Mack lost his job was because he tolerated a putrid OL for over a decade. In his final years, he became more of a hardass because he knew his job was on the line.

He created that OL issue by recruiting lazily. He fired a lot of defensive staff but avoided the elephant in the room until he was forced to.

Revisionist history, Sark will need to make some tough decisions and not get complacent. Didn’t he learn anything from Saban, lol.
Just now, William Bludworth said:

Why would anyone hope Ewers fails? He's a Longhorn forever. No one on this board (I fucking hope) wants Ewers to fail. 

If I answer this, people will cry about the CR and Ana will appear like Beetlejuice.

11 minutes ago, Steamboat1874 said:

Man talk about overreacting.

Arch stunk it up on the road at one of the toughest places in the country to play and now we should replace our QB coach ?

Get a fucking grip morons.

I think I prefer your hot takes about Trump.

I'm glad Bama lost to an unranked FSU lulz. At least we competed against a top 3 team, even if we looked like hammered dog shit on offense. 

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