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1 minute ago, hookem48 said:

That one doesn't count for some reason

I get it. You don’t understand the difference.

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  • Our defense played their asses off. Giving up 14 points and two yards a play despite zero help from the offense is a day’s work. 

  • usmc0331horn
    usmc0331horn

    Honestly are we that irate about this game? True road game against an elite defense and only lost by a touchdown and held them to 14? I'd be more pissed if we were in mid-season and Arch is still maki

  • Wulaw Horn
    Wulaw Horn

    Fuck that shit. They ran for 2.3 yards a carry. They got 240 yards total offense. They couldn’t close out the game when they needed to. 

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1 minute ago, Thatguy said:

He got a pass picked attacking the deep sideline today. 

Yeah.  Late and under thrown.  He threw the guy covered.  The deep ball to Wingo was late and underthrown.  A bunch of short passes were underthrown.   He short armed half his passes.  Even the TD pass was a little underthrown  Just a shitty performance. 

1 minute ago, texastroubadour said:

I hope you slapped the shit outta that cunt

My 3 year old did it after the game and I dont blame him.  

Arch’s accuracy was terrible. His footwork was atrocious. It looked like he was trying to be Mahomes out there with all the sidearm shit. The goal line plays were on Sark, a sneak when the stacked the middle is just lazy. They’ll get better later in the year and hopefully get another shot.

3 minutes ago, hookem48 said:

They were playing their safeties deep, that's why their all world safety wasn't making plays, it's also why we ran for 4.5 average, nothing we did on offense was remotely impressive. 

Fair. And I said decent and if you can run for 4.5 and the pass game sucks ass keep running for 4.5 until you get the safeties to creep up. Sarks absolute failure to game this out today was utter fucking trash.

5 minutes ago, FORTY NINE TO ZERO said:

sark is the head coach, OC, and a "QB whisperer"

if he isn't to blame for constant sucky QBs, who is?  Milwee?  

if so, guess who he reports to 

But, the touchdown play always works against air and the 3rd team defense shorts & t-shirts!

3 minutes ago, FORTY NINE TO ZERO said:

sark is the head coach, OC, and a "QB whisperer"

if he isn't to blame for constant sucky QBs, who is?  Milwee?  

if so, guess who he reports to 

Oh come on you dumb fuck.. arch lasers it in when he's doesn't have to. That isn't on the coach... especially when the skips a hard throw in.  You can blame sark for calls, but not delivery.  I'm not saying arch can't turn it around, but he always had Troy with the curbe

4 minutes ago, hobbes2702 said:

I’m not sure you can read

Better than you obviously 

Just now, Gaffords said:

Oh come on you dumb fuck.. arch lasers it in when he's doesn't have to. That isn't on the coach... especially when the skips a hard throw in.  You can blame sark for calls, but not delivery.  I'm not saying arch can't turn it around, but he always had Troy with the curbe

lolololololololol

 

is this real?  are you defending sarks qb development while at texas?? 

it's been ass 

1 minute ago, Gaffords said:

Oh come on you dumb fuck.. arch lasers it in when he's doesn't have to. That isn't on the coach... especially when the skips a hard throw in.  You can blame sark for calls, but not delivery.  I'm not saying arch can't turn it around, but he always had Troy with the curbe

Jesus I'm drunk and auto correct isn't helping. Hahaha 

2 minutes ago, chemHORN said:

At least we dont have Deboer.  They are getting annihilated. 

2-0 over Sark just sayinnn

8 minutes ago, Dahobbs said:

Sark can't throw the ball for him. This wasn't a loss because, for instance, Ohio State blitzed a shit ton and collapsed the pocket. There was generally a very good pocket for Arch to throw from. This wasn't a loss because we couldn't run the ball. We actually ran quite effectively. This wasn't a loss because we didn't call shots to open receivers. We did. This isn't a loss because we didn't call the TD on 3rd and 5 in a 1 score game. We did. It is a loss because our QB couldn't execute shit. Sayin as our QB and the this game is a blowout for Texas. That's the truth. 

If Ewers had the same issues in Sark's RZ against Washington, Georgia 1 and 2 and OSU 1, at the goal line and beating those team why in the fuck would Sayin be successful?

We held the bestest wide receive in the whole history of football to 43 yards. The TV told me he is literally Calvin Johnson, Devonta Smith, and DL Metcalf all in one…

We did this all while also holding the best offensive line evarrrr to 2.3 ypc in the run game.

7 minutes ago, hobbes2702 said:

I’m not sure you can read

This is just mean.  Take is easy, hobbes.

2 minutes ago, chemHORN said:

At least we dont have Deboer.  They are getting annihilated. 

FSU has one of the best offensive minds …. and play callers in the business in Gus Malzahn at OC, I mean he’s no Sark but….

Just now, Hank_Hill said:

2-0 over Sark just sayinnn

Yeah that 2022 bowl win means soooo much

4 minutes ago, texastroubadour said:

I hope you slapped the shit outta that cunt

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Arch was simply terrible. Locked onto guys, mechanics broke down, couldn’t hit wipe open ones. Can hope that it was just a fluke but odds are that this will be an ongoing story the rest of the year. Wasn’t like their defense went crazy against us, arch was just missing wide open guys when they had chances to make plays and then made terrible decisions when plays weren’t there. I don’t have faith anymore. Sark has had 2 years to focus on learning how to overcome redzone woes and other deficiencies and it looks like he’s gotten worse. 

2 minutes ago, FORTY NINE TO ZERO said:

lolololololololol

 

is this real?  are you defending sarks qb development while at texas?? 

it's been ass 

You’d think an all world talent 3 years in to the program could put some touch on the ball at this point in his career. Might fuck up progressions or pre snap reads but a basic touch pass? He should have that now. 

Just now, BurntEyes said:

If Ewers had the same issues in Sark's RZ against Washington, Georgia 1 and 2 and OSU 1, at the goal line and beating those team why in the fuck would Sayin be successful?

Arch's issue weren't about the redzone. They were about his inability to throw the ball anywhere near his receiver. We win going away with Sayin. I'm sorry you're in denial. Whether Sark should have schemed the game differently or not is irrelevant. As schemed, it was winnable if the QB play is even halfway to competent. 

8 minutes ago, hobbes2702 said:

Not the kind of throw I’m talking about which you well know.

Alright. Just taking an unnecessary jab. You got me. lol

1 minute ago, theBigHen said:

Arch was simply terrible. Locked onto guys, mechanics broke down, couldn’t hit wipe open ones. Can hope that it was just a fluke but odds are that this will be an ongoing story the rest of the year. Wasn’t like their defense went crazy against us, arch was just missing wide open guys when they had chances to make plays and then made terrible decisions when plays weren’t there. I don’t have faith anymore. Sark has had 2 years to focus on learning how to overcome redzone woes and other deficiencies and it looks like he’s gotten worse. 

I understand the gnashing of teeth and the pessimism. Some of the stuff Arch and Sark did was so bad that you just have to hope at least some of it will get fixed 

2 minutes ago, USNALonghorn said:

Yeah that 2022 bowl win means soooo much

Sir I was raised on Alamo/Holiday bowls 

18 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

Mrs Mo has been out of town and is flying in tonight, so I can't even get drunk and forget about this game since I have to go pick her up. At least she's bringing me 2 really nice bourbons. 

Which airport? I apparently live on the dfw tarmac now.

42 minutes ago, Danimal said:

Anyone here trying to pin this on Sark's play calling is a moron.

What's he supposed to do with a QB that can't make routine passes? Arch was awful. That was the reason we lost. Arch sucked. That is the fundamental reason we lost. Nothing else.

Exactly

Just now, USNALonghorn said:

We held the bestest wide receive in the whole history of football to 43 yards. The TV told me he is literally Calvin Johnson, Devonta Smith, and DL Metcalf all in one…

We did this all while also holding the best offensive line evarrrr to 2.3 ypc in the run game.

 

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Just took a good look at the final stats and they’re highly maddening. We outrushed them by 100 yards, and also had more passing yardage. 
 

the penalties were the biggest difference maker, both in helping them continue their first td drive and in offsetting would-be safety.  And baker’s false starts did a decent job of stalling drives as well. 

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2 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

Sir I was raised on Alamo/Holiday bowls 

Dark, dark times.  

Our penalties were killers. And they were all penalties.

Their first TD drive was extended by penalty.

The safety to make it 7-2 killed because of another hands to face.

The red zone play calling was a deja vu nightmare.

This team continues to be soft.  How could they not.  They get paid more than most of us before even playing a down.  The have no motivation.  

Littleton is a dawg. Cole Brevard was quadruple teamed at times. Gotta eliminate mental mistakes 

5 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Just took a good look at the final stats and they’re highly maddening. We outrushed them by 100 yards, and also had more passing yardage. 
 

the penalties were the biggest difference maker, both in helping them continue their first td drive and in offsetting would-be safety.  And baker’s false starts did a decent job of stalling drives as well. 

Red zone was the real difference maker

1 minute ago, chemHORN said:

This team continues to be soft.  How could they not.  They get paid more than most of us before even playing a down.  The have no motivation.  

Who is soft?

2 minutes ago, chemHORN said:

This team continues to be soft.  How could they not.  They get paid more than most of us before even playing a down.  The have no motivation.  

the defense is not soft 

12 minutes ago, FORTY NINE TO ZERO said:

lolololololololol

 

is this real?  are you defending sarks qb development while at texas?? 

it's been ass 

Defending?  Reading is definitely not your cup of tea 

1 minute ago, Gaffords said:

Defending?  Reading is definitely not your cup of tea 

you are correct. i have zero idea what "Troy with the curbe" means 

13 minutes ago, SuckitKevin said:

Arch’s accuracy was terrible. His footwork was atrocious. It looked like he was trying to be Mahomes out there with all the sidearm shit. The goal line plays were on Sark, a sneak when the stacked the middle is just lazy. They’ll get better later in the year and hopefully get another shot.

They need to teach Arch how to run the sneak. It is a skill. Tom Brady was a statue but had like a 90% success rate on them. OSU stacked the middle but no one was off the LG. Run that way. 

2 minutes ago, Steamboat1874 said:

No it was Arch being mediocre.

We would have won by multiple scores if Arch was mediocre today

11 minutes ago, GenXer said:

Which airport? I apparently live on the dfw tarmac now.

Kansas City. She's going through dfw and won't get here until 1:00 am

8 minutes ago, troph said:

You’d think an all world talent 3 years in to the program could put some touch on the ball at this point in his career. Might fuck up progressions or pre snap reads but a basic touch pass? He should have that now. 

My recollection is his vertical passes are better than lateral ones; i.e., the exact opposite of Ewers. But, he was not this bad last season. You could tell it was something he needed to work on though. Which is why I think this performance had way more to do with him getting inside his on head and a fear of failure than anything else. He's human and the ridiculously insane levels of hype got to him on the biggest ever opening road game. That's my take. He's got three games to even his keel and right his rudder. But I've never been one to be all that concerned with making predictions. So we'll see how he does.

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