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1 minute ago, sith_horn said:

Time for Sark to work some half time magic.

Time to tell Sark just because we went to the SEC doesn't mean we need to play dogshit SEC offense

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  • Our defense played their asses off. Giving up 14 points and two yards a play despite zero help from the offense is a day’s work. 

  • usmc0331horn
    usmc0331horn

    Honestly are we that irate about this game? True road game against an elite defense and only lost by a touchdown and held them to 14? I'd be more pissed if we were in mid-season and Arch is still maki

  • Wulaw Horn
    Wulaw Horn

    Fuck that shit. They ran for 2.3 yards a carry. They got 240 yards total offense. They couldn’t close out the game when they needed to. 

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1 minute ago, Bodowned said:

One WR screen. 0 RB screens. 0 TE screens. All of the easy throws we tried to install the last few years have been non-existent.

Yeah this isn’t even close to the offense we saw last year.  It’s almost like he’s playing it too safe. 

Fuck it, Sark needs to dial up his screen/flats dink and dunk trickery bullshit because the regular offense isn’t working. 

Arch has to calm down at some point and throw the ball like he did last year right??  Nothings getting close to it’s target even. 

2 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

so here is a bad move by sark.  take the delay, do not call the TO. we would have had 3 TO's and likely forced OSU to punt.  just bad game mgmt there.

And then?

Abysmal job by Sarkisian.  you've got a minute + left with three timeouts....punt and pin them and get the ball back with 40 seconds left in good field position.

instead you trot your team out on 4th, burn a TO and then you're fucked. 

wow. 

1 minute ago, dcar00 said:

so here is a bad move by sark.  take the delay, do not call the TO. we would have had 3 TO's and likely forced OSU to punt.  just bad game mgmt there.

wtf 

This game feels like trying to poop a dook in a South Texas port-o-potty in August while constipated.

 

2 minutes ago, troph said:

Yall making fun of the punter but he shut Ohio state down like a boss 

I haven't seen a single poster make fun of the punter?

1 minute ago, NaTeWHO said:

Don't worry, I'm sure halftime adjustments will be spectacular. 

I'm ASSuming Manning will settle down more and the play calling will open up in the second half.

2 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Quinn Ewers looked much better than whatever that was, especially on the road.

We miss him in this game.

So far.

EWeRs OveR ManNiNg kEPt Us FrOm aN NC

He’s throwing hard as fuck too on some of them. He’s way off.

He took the let it rip too literally
3 minutes ago, sith_horn said:

Time for Sark to work some half time magic.

Has he ever done that? 

Just now, Jkwellborn said:


He hasn’t done shit to impress me. At least he gets big dudes.

And makes a million plus bucks a year.

Screen passes

sweeps

curl routes

misdirection 

this isn’t. Fucking complicated.   Their defense is overpursuing.   Exploit it.  

2 minutes ago, Bodowned said:

One WR screen. 0 RB screens. 0 TE screens. All of the easy throws we tried to install the last few years have been non-existent.

Sounds like Sark was calling those because of Ewers' limitations and thought he could open up the downfield playbook with Arch.

It appears he was wrong.

Just now, Wally Pryor said:

Abysmal job by Sarkisian.  you've got a minute + left with three timeouts....punt and pin them and get the ball back with 40 seconds left in good field position.

instead you trot your team out on 4th, burn a TO and then you're fucked. 

wow. 

Sark has always been a terrible game manager. One of the worst I’ve seen. It’s why we have a bad habit of giving up massive leads.

Those of you who were preaching all off-season how we were fine at receiver what receivers were you talking about? 

2 minutes ago, D3zii said:

I hope Sark is fucking with us, cause this looks nothing like Arch or the play calling from last year 

That was against utsa, ulm, and miss st

ref ball 7 - Texas 0.  We are fine if the O can uncuck themselves.

Just now, BrickHorn said:

Sark has always been a terrible game manager. One of the worst I’ve seen. It’s why we have a bad habit of giving up massive leads.

A lead would be nice

Maybe Sark has flipped script and now we start slow and in 2H explode???

4D chess

2nd Half Adjustments:

1) run the Touchdown Play, a LOT

2) adjust Arch's Feng Shui, probably by untying his shoelaces

3) remove Sark's head from his rectum

4) no more D penalties, the SECSECSEC refs hate us

 

What else?

3 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Why aren’t we running wisner and Baxter and just pounding the fucking rock 3-4 yards a clip  this long over thrown pass on first down isn’t working 

Because OSU is selling out to stop the run. They don’t think Arch can beat them clearly. 

We were the worse 3rd qtr team last year and that’s when the def usuall shat itself too from fatigue. 

Just now, Hondo said:

Sounds like Sark was calling those because of Ewers' limitations and thought he could open up the downfield playbook with Arch.

It appears he was wrong.

The difference was the WRs we had on the last two rosters could get open down the field. Have you seen any camera angles of any open WRs down the field today outside of his first miss to Moore on the PA rollout?

1 minute ago, Drew said:

Okay man there have been multiple people also saying the WRs aren’t getting open. 
 

arch has been really bad today.  And the on a lot of play there’s no one open.  
 

both can be true.  Sark needs to unfuck himself and scheme someone open easy passes like OSU did for Their QB. Get some confidence.  Arch is tight. 

It’s all of the above. Coverage is good, scheme is better, sark is crouched down like a catcher on the sidelines - we know what that means, arch is nervous, arch’s got the jitters, and his WRs likely aren’t helping. 

Day or whoever is calling their plays is being allowed to call a Greg Davis game and have the lead at half. 

Ryan Day went and got an upgrade at DC. The Ohio St. secondary is absolutely smothering. 
They have more WR talent and still have a better secondary. 
 

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1 minute ago, BabaYaga said:

Screen passes

sweeps

curl routes

misdirection 

this isn’t. Fucking complicated.   Their defense is overpursuing.   Exploit it.  

Run down the middle on an obvious run down. Got it!

-Sark

Patrick’s is schooling Ssrk, that’s what we are seeing.  It’s almost like a guy with multiple SB titles because of his defenses can shut down a Sark offensive scheme. 

I sort of hoped our unimpressive offense was just Ewers but maybe it's Sark. Hate to see another great defense sunk by mediocrity on the other side of the ball 

Hopefully this just turns out to be first game nonsense and we turn it around.

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1 minute ago, BabaYaga said:

Megan would get it….

Chubby girls lose some weight and it is ON.

The only improvement on offense is ball security and that matters but not if we can’t move the fucking ball down the field 

1 minute ago, BabaYaga said:

Screen passes

sweeps

curl routes

misdirection 

this isn’t. Fucking complicated.   Their defense is overpursuing.   Exploit it.  

Their defense ain't doing shit but not letting us have anything downfield, where are they overpursuing? 

1 minute ago, BrickHorn said:

Sark has always been a terrible game manager. One of the worst I’ve seen. It’s why we have a bad habit of giving up massive leads.

I guess. But that wasn't rocket science there and it turned out to be an abortion.   Completely lost his chance to get some points before the half. 

The last 2 seasons Ewers would look great in the first half then shit the bed in the 2nd half. Maybe Arch is the opposite

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We need some TO’s to win the game.

A short field or a Defensive TD seems like the only way to jump start the team

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