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Don't expect better offense.  Sark is only good with talent advantage.  Last year 3rd quarter and red zonefuckery was enough proof he isn't some offensive genius.

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  • Our defense played their asses off. Giving up 14 points and two yards a play despite zero help from the offense is a day’s work. 

  • usmc0331horn
    usmc0331horn

    Honestly are we that irate about this game? True road game against an elite defense and only lost by a touchdown and held them to 14? I'd be more pissed if we were in mid-season and Arch is still maki

  • Wulaw Horn
    Wulaw Horn

    Fuck that shit. They ran for 2.3 yards a carry. They got 240 yards total offense. They couldn’t close out the game when they needed to. 

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1 minute ago, Hermanator said:
3 minutes ago, sith_horn said:

Time for Sark to work some half time magic.

Time to tell Sark just because we went to the SEC doesn't mean we need to play dogshit SEC offense

Arch bears some responsibility here as well. He hasn't played well. He needs to settle in. It's not fair to him the pressure put on him by all the hype, but that's the task he has regardless. On the positive side, he hasn't turned the ball over and he has done some good with his feet, but he needs to do better with his accuracy. Anyhoo, we're only down by 7. Just need to get it together coming out of half time.

Arch is tossing it up like he did his first start before settling in, committing to bad targets. You can see open places to throw the football at the game, though they are covering us well. I think he needs to get pissed off.

Just now, BigHornedLurker said:

Reeks of playing not to mess with archs confidence and simultaneously ruining his confidence 

Reminds me of what Mack did to Gilbert on 2010. I do not like it.

4 minutes ago, BigTEAMLittleme said:

First series of second half is critical

For both offense and dense.   Don’t give up points and then go get some. 

4 minutes ago, USNALonghorn said:

79 total yards… wtf

But hey…they only got like 103.  So not as bad as it looks? 

3 minutes ago, theBigHen said:

Have you watched a single play. They are trying to run and haven’t had any success since the first drive. 

The 2nd and long runs to nowhere really seem to help. lol

3 minutes ago, Hank Scorpio said:

Fuck it, Sark needs to dial up his screen/flats dink and dunk trickery bullshit because the regular offense isn’t working. 

Exactly.  We’ve only seen one screen play. No misdirection at all. 
 

seen it from Ohio state 

We are 1 for 7 in third downs.  We were 2 for 16 in the Georgia game. Have to be better.   The difference is we haven’t had turnovers and still in the game.  
 

yet the 3rd quarter is coming. 

AD, Worthy, Whittington, Golden, Bond the last 2 years vs. this WR room where Wingo is the only player getting snaps who could be a Day 1/Day 2 pick on paper

Arch having 5x more ads aired than completed passes is certainly less than optimal

Too much damn pressure on an unproven first year full time starter because of this family. I was afraid of this but not surprised. He’ll get better but hopefully some of the pressure will let up now.
Just now, sith_horn said:

Arch bears some responsibility here as well. He hasn't played well. He needs to settle in. It's not fair to him the pressure put on him by all the hype, but that's the task he has regardless. On the positive side, he hasn't turned the ball over and he has done some good with his feet, but he needs to do better with his accuracy. Anyhoo, we're only down by 7. Just need to get it together coming out of half time.

Counter point Sark 3rd quarter abortion 

Let’s look on the bright side. We’ve held them to 103 yards of total offense!

1 minute ago, Zeus said:

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I would like nothing more than to have you rub my stupidity in my face. I will gleefully wallow in my wrongness, but so far, he has looked like shit.

 had to go change my shirt and move seats at the bar, here’s to the second half  🤙\m/IMG_3352.thumb.jpeg.720f18506e4c127cf6afa96aacae88db.jpeg

2 minutes ago, Vertuzzi said:

Because OSU is selling out to stop the run. They don’t think Arch can beat them clearly. 

They aren't selling out shit, just beating us across the board

9 minutes ago, troph said:

Kyle flood’s running game is dog shit we need an OL coach probably. That’s the only position that I’m consistently annoyed with. 

I think it’s the running backs. We have gotten decent push. Baxter is fucking slow and dances behind the line way too often. Wisner is small and not that quick. Long gone are the days of Ced, Ricky, Jamaal.

These epic week one matchups are pretty cool, but maybe better suited to week 2 or 3. Watching good teams trip over their dicks ain’t a whole lot of fun. 

Chubby girls lose some weight and it is ON.

Money in the bank

The 13 y/o next door and his friends started throwing a football around as soon as halftime started.
I love my middle-income neighborhood.  

 

They're in my yard though.
I'm tempted to yell at them to GETFO my lawn.
Just to be an asshole.  hahah

6 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Why aren’t we running wisner and Baxter and just pounding the fucking rock 3-4 yards a clip  this long over thrown pass on first down isn’t working 

I asked the same thing but at this point Ohios defense is playing the running daring Arch to throw . Cause he can’t at this point . 
 

they’re going to make Arch beat them 

2 minutes ago, ATXbronco said:

For anyone else who didn't know...

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I listen to 80's Rock. 

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The "all about that bass" girl went and got skinny? 

 

If we can stop them on the first drive, we have a great chance. I don’t know what that was in the first half but they seemed to be getting more of a push, receivers were open, throws were not worn burners, come on. Still so much time, scheme some easy yardage and then let him rip. Keep it up d, don’t break. 

That was some really bad play calling.  Wow.

Move Arch around.  Try some screens.  Hit some underneath stuff to rbs.

Something besides the drop back, stand like a statue until the pocket collapses rinse/repeat crap.

 

7 minutes ago, USNALonghorn said:

79 total yards… wtf

Bright Side, at least it isn't as bad as the Texas Bowl against pig.

Sark offense still having trouble with the two-high safety defense. Thought we were past that. 

I feel Sark got conservative when Arch threw the football in the turf 5 yards short of an open receiver on his first pass.  The moment is too big for Arch.  If he doesn't settle down, we might not score.  We can't run for shit... again.  

1 minute ago, hookem48 said:

They aren't selling out shit, just beating us across the board

They are clearly selling out to stop the run. How many times have we seen OSU bring their safeties down. Basically all of the second quarter. 

1 minute ago, cabowabo said:

These epic week one matchups are pretty cool, but maybe better suited to week 2 or 3. Watching good teams trip over their dicks ain’t a whole lot of fun. 

The good news is, it doesn't matter.

1 minute ago, Hermanator said:

The "all about that bass" girl went and got skinny? 

 

ozempic

2 minutes ago, HiggyBaby said:

 had to go change my shirt and move seats at the bar, here’s to the second half  🤙\m/IMG_3352.thumb.jpeg.720f18506e4c127cf6afa96aacae88db.jpeg

You need to find a bar with a bigger TV

Without those two Homer penalties, this game would be tied….we got’m right where we want’m!

2 minutes ago, cabowabo said:

These epic week one matchups are pretty cool, but maybe better suited to week 2 or 3. Watching good teams trip over their dicks ain’t a whole lot of fun. 

Agreed actually. And we win or lose and it’s shit opponents for almost the next month. 😕

6 minutes ago, William Bludworth said:

I would probably burn down an orphanage to have one of their WR's. 

Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do.

Arch is looking downfield every dropback, there's nothing conservative going on, our receivers are shit

Just now, William Bludworth said:

Sark better not catch me a felony charge, that's all I'm saying. 

Dude you need to calm down.

Rail some xanax.

Both defenses playing a lot of max coverage, neither coach allowing their inexperience QBs to test it much. Anybody been able to assess our WRs getting open because I haven’t been able to watch that much (maybe watch the replay later)

Don't worry, the third is always our quarter.

 

 

 

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