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3 minutes ago, cabowabo said:

These epic week one matchups are pretty cool, but maybe better suited to week 2 or 3. Watching good teams trip over their dicks ain’t a whole lot of fun. 

theres probably a good reason this is the 2nd ever top 3 match up in week 1 lol 

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  • Our defense played their asses off. Giving up 14 points and two yards a play despite zero help from the offense is a day’s work. 

  • usmc0331horn
    usmc0331horn

    Honestly are we that irate about this game? True road game against an elite defense and only lost by a touchdown and held them to 14? I'd be more pissed if we were in mid-season and Arch is still maki

  • Wulaw Horn
    Wulaw Horn

    Fuck that shit. They ran for 2.3 yards a carry. They got 240 yards total offense. They couldn’t close out the game when they needed to. 

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2 minutes ago, Senator Mendoza said:

Never seen an entire half of football where WRs couldn’t get open for an entire half.

We had a few open. The first pass of the game Moore was open by a mile arch accuracy is shit 

Finally checking the game thread, so how bad Arch sucked and how feeble has Sark’s  play calling looked?

4 minutes ago, Redneck Mutha said:

Swallow your pride and hire a full time OC

This will ultimately make or break his legacy at Texas 

Hey guys I just wanna come here to say. . . 
 

I made the message board on Twitter lol 

 

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Super slow start for the Horns. OSU taking the usual ref-assisted lead. Defense has been great, offense needs to get going.

If Arch is hitting his targets, nobody is saying anything.

I’d say the same thing. Being a playcaller, and CEO in this age is too much for one coach. Too much.

Looks to me like Baxter is a non-factor. Maybe Sark has fucked that up too. Isn't he supposed to be an offensive genius?  Baxter does not impress. I'm used to seeing at a minimum sparks of brilliance from UT running backs. 

Just now, hookem48 said:

Arch is looking downfield every dropback, there's nothing conservative going on, our receivers are shit

This is a legit worry. Get some freshman out there 

Just now, Cairn Horn88 said:

Without those two Homer penalties, this game would be tied….we got’m right where we want’m!


Simmons ripped the guys helmet off. Easy call and completely unnecessary penalty.  

Just now, BabaYaga said:

Both a brisket.  And my liver….

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Looks great.

Also a perfect knife to commit Sepukku with if this really goes downhill. 

4 minutes ago, Hornsome said:

We are 1 for 7 in third downs.  We were 2 for 16 in the Georgia game. Have to be better.   The difference is we haven’t had turnovers and still in the game.  
 

yet the 3rd quarter is coming. 

This is infuriating.  Can't convert, can't stay on the field, can't SCORE.  This Ferrari is being driven into the curb.

If we don't have the stupid defensive facemask penalty, it's 0-0 and the board would still be bitching.

Just now, Firemans4Horn said:


Simmons ripped the guys helmet off. Easy call and completely unnecessary penalty.  

Yep. Really stupid shit by Simmons.

Really unfortunate that Johntay Cook turned out to have Antonio Brown’s brain 

3 minutes ago, westexhorn said:

Counter point Sark 3rd quarter abortion 

Let's not get ahead of ourselves. It may be it plays out that way, but it's a new season. Let's see what happens. Our guys may hit their stride yet.

All BS aside we’ve  seen Arch make every play he fucked up today . . He is pressing and needs to relax . . . 
 

I think he has a much better second half 

Just now, Firemans4Horn said:


Simmons ripped the guys helmet off. Easy call and completely unnecessary penalty.  

That should have been offsetting.  There was an obvious offensive holding on that play as well.   One of several that have been "missed."

1 minute ago, Sgt Hulk said:

We had a few open. The first pass of the game Moore was open by a mile arch accuracy is shit 

That ball might have gotten tipped at the LOS

2 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Without those two Homer penalties, this game would be tied….we got’m right where we want’m!

Those were obvious, clear-as-day penalties. Simmons’ was absolutely egregious. 

1 minute ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

If we don't have the stupid defensive facemask penalty, it's 0-0 and the board would still be bitching.

As is our Bevo-given right.

Just now, sith_horn said:

Let's not get ahead of ourselves. It may be it plays out that way, but it's a new season. Let's see what happens. Our guys may hit their stride yet.

and I might fuck Katy Perry tonight.

Just now, Valmy77 said:

Yep. Really stupid shit by Simmons.

Agreed, but it would help if the calls were being made evenly. They haven't been. Buckeyes are getting away with a lot of holds.

we need to draw up more runs for no gain on 2nd & 10.

Honestly, I hope Arch improves in the second half just for his own sanity.  It's going to be a hellscape for him on Monday in the sports media world if he continues to play this poorly.

Curious to see if OSU is gonna get called for one hold this game 

1 minute ago, The Ace of Aces said:

Those were obvious, clear-as-day penalties. Simmons’ was absolutely egregious. 

Yep.

2 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:


Simmons ripped the guys helmet off. Easy call and completely unnecessary penalty.  

Helmets come off all the time without a penalty being called.

4 minutes ago, Bodowned said:

AD, Worthy, Whittington, Golden, Bond the last 2 years vs. this WR room where Wingo is the only player getting snaps who could be a Day 1/Day 2 pick on paper

Yeah, I thought the biggest question marks were 1) can the transfer DT's just be serviceable vs good running teams, and 2) are the WRs who waited their turns to be starters good enough to threaten a defense?

So far:  yes, and no.

Man, what I would give for Golden, Bolden, Worthy, or Mitchell.  

1 minute ago, Irish Wrist Watch said:

That ball might have gotten tipped at the LOS

He just missed. 

1 minute ago, D3zii said:

All BS aside we’ve  seen Arch make every play he fucked up today . . He is pressing and needs to relax . . . 
 

I think he has a much better second half 

Low bar, but I agree. 

1 minute ago, Gil Bang said:
2 minutes ago, sith_horn said:

Let's not get ahead of ourselves. It may be it plays out that way, but it's a new season. Let's see what happens. Our guys may hit their stride yet.

and I might fuck Katy Perry tonight.

Atta boy! That's the spirit!

Remember how last year we'd hear about not wanting to run up the score against certain teams. Sark may not be capable of tearing new assholes. He plays from behind

1 minute ago, Derka said:

we need to draw up more runs for no gain on 2nd & 10.

Can’t wait for your QB analysis 

10 minutes ago, WBT said:

That was against utsa, ulm, and miss st

Just let it go. They are on a roll. 

Just now, Tailgate said:

The vanilla play calling is causing PTSD

The inability of our QB to complete a simple forward pass is causing more.

Just now, sith_horn said:

Agreed, but it would help if the calls were being made evenly. They haven't been. Buckeyes are getting away with a lot of holds.

Oline holding being missed  vs face masking pulling the helmet off the head and holding a receiver are quite different.  

Let's get real.  This shit is all on Vuori and its ridiculous demands for reshoot after reshoot

I guess the second half could be just as futile as the first offensively, but something doesn’t seem right. 

The offensive scheme, the play calling, the QB play, looks remarkably weak. Is it really that bad, or for the first time is Sark trying to save some things for the second half? I doubt it, but I guess we’ll find out shortly. 

I will be shocked if OSU gets a holding call in this game based on the obvious ones they’ve not been called for thus far.

1 minute ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Helmets come off all the time without a penalty being called.

He has the face mask Gripped in his hands when it came off lol. 

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