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we need to draw up more runs for no gain on 2nd & 10.
And keep the runs between the tackles.
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  • Our defense played their asses off. Giving up 14 points and two yards a play despite zero help from the offense is a day’s work. 

  • usmc0331horn
    usmc0331horn

    Honestly are we that irate about this game? True road game against an elite defense and only lost by a touchdown and held them to 14? I'd be more pissed if we were in mid-season and Arch is still maki

  • Wulaw Horn
    Wulaw Horn

    Fuck that shit. They ran for 2.3 yards a carry. They got 240 yards total offense. They couldn’t close out the game when they needed to. 

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2 minutes ago, squib said:

Good news is that it looks like Arch will be back next year.

<insert Larry David shrug gif>

He'll go portal if this shit keeps up

Sark is not the same playcaller he was at Bama. With Manning, he was supposed to finally open up his playbook. Hopefully, it happens in the second half.

Could be worse.  Could be raining.

Could be worse.  We could get political ads during the half.

Need Manning to start changing the call at the line and start calling out "Omaha Omaha Omaha". Patricia will soil himself.

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Just now, troph said:

He has the face mask Gripped in his hands when it came off lol. 

That player is lucky his head wasn’t still in it.

Just now, VaLonghorn99 said:

Let Arch channel some VY - let's go

He can't do half the things with his legs Vince Young could.

Just now, Dbeasy said:

I guess the second half could be just as futile as the first offensively, but something doesn’t seem right. 

The offensive scheme, the play calling, the QB play, looks remarkably weak. Is it really that bad, or for the first time is Sark trying to save some things for the second half? I doubt it, but I guess we’ll find out shortly. 

It’s possible he has been playing safe to see the scheme bc we knew nothing really of what they were going to do. Now I doubt it and if so that’s fucking stupid but it’s possible 

All these commercials, Arch better come out and throw a touchdown next possession lol... 🤘🏾 

Must run Arch.  There's a reason the NFL are going for athletic dual threat-like QB.  If your passing and RB is shut, QB run is the x factor.  Just get a 1st down.

Arch will be fine. Maybe not today,  but he'll get it eventually. He's too talented not to adjust. 

Just now, BurntOrange&amp;White said:

Maybe Sark was calling vanilla to see how Patricia was going to call defense and now he's going to open it up.

 

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I. . .  AM NOT MAD AT THIS TAKE 

Just now, Dbeasy said:

I guess the second half could be just as futile as the first offensively, but something doesn’t seem right. 

The offensive scheme, the play calling, the QB play, looks remarkably weak. Is it really that bad, or for the first time is Sark trying to save some things for the second half? I doubt it, but I guess we’ll find out shortly. 

Yeah, Sark told Arch to suck at throwing for the first half to misdirect them. 

Play calling doesn't matter when a QB is struggling as much as Arch has. I think he will turn it on at some point today. 

1 minute ago, Wishbone said:

I will be shocked if OSU gets a holding call in this game based on the obvious ones they’ve not been called for thus far.

I suspect that's the reason we aren't seeing any open receivers, they're all being held. Sark oughta be screaming his head off at the refs

2 minutes ago, Revolution512 said:

Did some folks realize it wasn’t all Ewers’ fault?

Quinn ain't beat this team last year.

Just now, Cairn Horn88 said:

That player is lucky his head wasn’t still in it.

That’s fair. Fuck that guy. Let’s fucking go!! 

We need wingo involved here to start the half. He’s our most explosive player 

3 minutes ago, westexhorn said:

Sark needs to run Arch.  

Yep.  Their ends have their ears pinned 

7 minutes ago, DanTheHorn said:

Finally checking the game thread, so how bad Arch sucked and how feeble has Sark’s  play calling looked?

Well, Texas is bragging about…..its punter. 

6 minutes ago, D3zii said:

Hey guys I just wanna come here to say. . . 
 

I made the message board on Twitter lol 

 

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Shaggy game threads must make like 95% of their posts 🤣

2 minutes ago, Tailgate said:

The vanilla play calling is causing PTSD

This is my issue. Watching an elite defense be denied by mediocrity on offense last year was frustrating. More of the same is concerning.

1 minute ago, Irish Wrist Watch said:

He'll go portal if this shit keeps up

Dang, some of ya'll seriously think ahead 😃

1 minute ago, Hook1997 said:

Oline holding being missed  vs face masking pulling the helmet off the head and holding a receiver are quite different.  

If that's all the refs are capable of seeing, they're incompetent. And the severity of OL holding can be all over the map. There has been some play changing obvious shit.

Arch got more commercials than completions 

Need an early stop on this first OSU possession or this could get worse. Let’s fucking go dammit!

1 minute ago, westexhorn said:

Must run Arch.  There's a reason the NFL are going for athletic dual threat-like QB.  If your passing and RB is shut, QB run is the x factor.  Just get a 1st down.

You may be right but if you hold your breath waiting for this you’re gonna probably die 

1 minute ago, troph said:

It’s possible he has been playing safe to see the scheme bc we knew nothing really of what they were going to do. Now I doubt it and if so that’s fucking stupid but it’s possible 

There's some truth here.

29 minutes ago, Duane Moore said:

Hard to get mad at this defense

Can't fault the d at all.

8 minutes ago, Irish Wrist Watch said:

Looks to me like Baxter is a non-factor. Maybe Sark has fucked that up too. Isn't he supposed to be an offensive genius?  Baxter does not impress. I'm used to seeing at a minimum sparks of brilliance from UT running backs. 

Baxter is great. Blocking is shit.

1 minute ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

Could be worse.  Could be raining.

Could be worse.  We could get political ads during the half.

I Guess If You Say So GIF

Buckeyes are just as loaded as we are, playing at home.  Their O-line is legit from what I’ve seen so far. Sayin seems like a gamer.  It’ll say something about this team if we can turn the tables and pull this one out.  

Sark being inept against Georgia and Ohio state is becoming a thing.

1 minute ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

All gas no brakes my ass.

Pouring gas on the brakes and setting them on fire?  

12 minutes ago, Stunns38 said:


Money in the bank

Would lay some pipe.

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1 minute ago, Hermanator said:

Arch will be fine. Maybe not today,  but he'll get it eventually. He's too talented not to adjust. 

 

Something like this. I’m wondering if Sark knows he can lose this and is using it as a “let’s see where we are” game.

Alright fuck it just rip it Arch.

5 minutes ago, Revolution512 said:

Can’t wait for your QB analysis 

well it’s his first game as our starter and he’s not fat and unkempt with a dumbass mullet and an aura that says, “i’m here for the money”, plus zero self sacks or turnovers, so to this point he’s doing better than the last guy was in my book!

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3 minutes ago, Wishbone said:

I will be shocked if OSU gets a holding call in this game based on the obvious ones they’ve not been called for thus far.

They'll get one when the game isn't in doubt anymore 

1 minute ago, UTEE97 said:

Sark is not the same playcaller he was at Bama. With Manning, he was supposed to finally open up his playbook. Hopefully, it happens in the second half.

Maybe Devonta Smith, Waddle, and Jeudy had something to do with that. 

Our receivers need to get their shit together too. We have talent but nothing like that group. 

We'll see if Manning is a true leader and gamer in this 2nd half. 

1 minute ago, D3zii said:

Arch got more commercials than completions 

If he doesn’t ball he’s going to get roasted for his NIL commercial exposure 

Oh, the announcers saying get Arch outside the pocket.  What a concept …..

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