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Just now, Irish Wrist Watch said:

That cost us 2 pts and the ball

these fucks would have called it outside the endzone anyway

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  • Our defense played their asses off. Giving up 14 points and two yards a play despite zero help from the offense is a day’s work. 

  • usmc0331horn
    usmc0331horn

    Honestly are we that irate about this game? True road game against an elite defense and only lost by a touchdown and held them to 14? I'd be more pissed if we were in mid-season and Arch is still maki

  • Wulaw Horn
    Wulaw Horn

    Fuck that shit. They ran for 2.3 yards a carry. They got 240 yards total offense. They couldn’t close out the game when they needed to. 

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Right call by the officials
Meh. They completely ignored several holds on their only TD drive. Couldn't ignore that?
1 minute ago, SarksJuggs said:

Never seen refs so horny to call hands to the face 

I mean it was obvious 

We need two punt returners. This guy can’t kick the ball 30 yards in the air. Pinch up and fair catch the damn ball. 

Just now, BurntOrange&White said:

CATCH THE FUCKING PUNT! YOU GAVE UP 10 FUCKING YARDS

Yeah wtf is this shit 

Catch the fucking ball!  Fair catch it. 
 

cost 5-10 yards. Fuck me. 

1 minute ago, TXs said:

Sark doesn't have the mental capacity to HC and play call. He may be great at either, but clearly, not both. 

Playoffs 2 years in a row, fire everybody 

i get that the punter is kicking away from Niblet..... but if you cant get to the fucking ball to fair catch it, you need to be replaced.

 

3 fucking times he lets it bounce

What’s gonna be funny af is when both of these teams end up 9-3 and all the #1 vs #3 hype was overblown. 
 

both of these offenses look terrible.

1 minute ago, TXs said:

Sark doesn't have the mental capacity to HC and play call. He may be great at either, but clearly, not both. 

Yeah dude, he sucks! Within a TD near the end of the 3rd quarter at #3 team in the horseshoe

Hey monkeyboy, tell Nibblet to line up 5 yards closer to the LOS and come up and make the faircatch

1 minute ago, Sgt Hulk said:

We aren’t gonna win 

Lotta clock left in the game. Extract those panties from thy crack.

OK, here's the game plan: run the Touchdown Play.  Get the ball back.  Run the Touchdown Play again.  Repeat.

The only way we’ll get it. Or when the game is decided and it’s a “damn here’s your penalty” 
This is why simply looking at penalties on the stat sheet does no justice. It's all about the situation they were called in. Also, all the missed calls that don't show up.
2 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

We aren’t gonna win 

Fuck you

has the preseason heisman favorite ever been eliminated from the race after one game?

niblet is going to fuck up and have a bouncing ball hit him this year, book it.

1 minute ago, usmc0331horn said:

Stop holding onto facemasks?

It's like they worked on grabbing masks all off-season. 

Day is super conservative with Sayin like I knew he'd be. All we need is the offense to wake up ans start scoring and we put Sayin and Day in bad places they don't want to be. 

1 minute ago, hobbes2702 said:

I mean it was obvious 

Yeah, well, fuck them anyway.

Just now, HiggyBaby said:

Dammit espn IMG_3353.thumb.jpeg.139409ca07363282f51fcba7e19e949f.jpeg

eSIPn fake news

-aggy

4 minutes ago, William Bludworth said:

The whole "Sark is a genius play caller" shit has to fucking stop. No he is not. He's an utter idiot in the redzone. It's mind bogglingly how dumb he is inside the 20. 

his last year at bama he was a genius.

Just now, HiggyBaby said:

Dammit espn IMG_3353.thumb.jpeg.139409ca07363282f51fcba7e19e949f.jpeg

tbf.... it was a safety.... its just his fucking obvious hands to the face was clearly a reason why they called the hold....

Just now, Cairn Horn88 said:

A ref can find somebody to penalize every play…..true.

Which is why football, like any sport officiated by humans, is a lot of luck when talent is equal.

Ohio State has gifted us great field position two times in a row. Can we finally fucking score this time or is Sark gonna overthink this shit 

Been a while that we have played a big named team and we actually have the better Punter... 

Just now, Wishbone said:

Ok. Now we need to score- from OUTSIDE the red zone.

Probably need a receiver to do that, maybe a wheel route to Wisner 

Just now, Rockethorn1978 said:

What’s gonna be funny af is when both of these teams end up 9-3 and all the #1 vs #3 hype was overblown. 
 

both of these offenses look terrible.

Who in the big ten is gonna stop harm? Penn state? Lulz

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