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3 minutes ago, Blotto said:

Deboer shoulda stayed in Seattle. He had it rolling and udub offered him $8.7M to stay and lead them into the Big ten. So he took $1.3M more to live in gumpsberg and follow the greatest college coach of all-time. 

I misread this at first as “he rolled a dube (aka doobie)…”

6 minutes ago, Blotto said:

Deboer shoulda stayed in Seattle. He had it rolling and udub offered him $8.7M to stay and lead them into the Big ten. So he took $1.3M more to live in gumpsberg and follow the greatest college coach of all-time. 

 

29 minutes ago, Blotto said:

Deboer shoulda stayed in Seattle. He had it rolling and udub offered him $8.7M to stay and lead them into the Big ten. So he took $1.3M more to live in gumpsberg and follow the greatest college coach of all-time. 

New take Im workshopping: If Indiana had a half decent training staff and Penix didn’t fuck up his ACL 100 times DeBoer never would’ve had his 7th year senior QB to rely on and we win the title 2 years ago

38 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Nah man. No one got a screenshot.

Besides the four fucking people that posted it above you. 

so you struggle with sarcasm, then?

1 hour ago, heso said:

I don’t expect them to go the way of Nebraska where they become completely irrelevant, but more part of the churn where some years they are playoff contenders and some years they’re trash. 

They won’t go the way of Nebraska but they won’t have a choke hold on recruits in Alabama. Losses like this mean Bama will have to apply more resources towards those in their backyard.  That not only opens their state a little more for recruiting, but helps keeps them out of ours. 

Like Texas, their game against Georgia becomes more of a must win. 

Bama board of regents frantically seeking someone who coached DBs under Bear Bryant to come lead them to 7 win seasons. 

4 hours ago, UnhappilyMarried said:

New take Im workshopping: If Indiana had a half decent training staff and Penix didn’t fuck up his ACL 100 times DeBoer never would’ve had his 7th year senior QB to rely on and we win the title 2 years ago

We weren't beating the 2023 Michigan team with that defense they had. Their secondary was dialed in like a pro secondary and would have eaten Ewers alive, and our pass defense in 2023 was poor. Washington got easily handled by them and they had a better offense and QB than we did. 

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6 hours ago, mdmost said:

Much deserved storming of the field

 

Wife wanted to storm the field, so we stormed the field.20250830_192542(1).thumb.jpg.f84acd9768edc5862127e762fb4f1730.jpg

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2 hours ago, TheBryMan81 said:

Wife wanted to storm the field, so we stormed the field.20250830_192542(1).thumb.jpg.f84acd9768edc5862127e762fb4f1730.jpg

Gay

8 minutes ago, Crockett said:

 

Gay

 

 

I would have flipped my shit if I saw this live 

Calls to fire him are already starting, and not just from Pawl listeners.  Following Saban was never going to work with that mega entitled fan base.

51 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

 

 

I would have flipped my shit if I saw this live 

It certainly is Alabama Football in the present.

Saludos, all my Surly brethren and sistren. My beloved football team is in free fall and Crimson Robespierres are hooking up the old guillotine and cranking up the coaching search engine. Again, same as it ever was. I still die a little when we lose. At 74, that steaming heap of manure yesterday didn’t help.  I have learned not to dwell on the losses, especially when the opponent plays with more (apparent) effort and preparation.

After Ray Perkins’ first year, a dear friend of mine who had a lucrative contract to roof, maintain and reroof all the buildings on the UA campus, said, not kidding in the least, “By God, I’d rather have Bear’s bones in a box sitting on the sideline than fuckin’ Perkins.” 

Watched the old school rock fight in the shoe yesterday, waiting for Sark drive to hit high gear, but shit, it didn’t happen often enough.  

Well, fuck. The essence of life is to rally, right? At least the Horns made a game of it. Tomorrow’s another day. 🏈♥️
 

 

19 hours ago, Blotto said:

Deboer shoulda stayed in Seattle. He had it rolling and udub offered him $8.7M to stay and lead them into the Big ten. So he took $1.3M more to live in gumpsberg and follow the greatest college coach of all-time. 

Yep, and if Alabama shows him the door, someone is going to get a pretty good head coach.

54 minutes ago, Bama Llama said:

Saludos, all my Surly brethren and sistren. My beloved football team is in free fall and Crimson Robespierres are hooking up the old guillotine and cranking up the coaching search engine. Again, same as it ever was. I still die a little when we lose. At 74, that steaming heap of manure yesterday didn’t help.  I have learned not to dwell on the losses, especially when the opponent plays with more (apparent) effort and preparation.

After Ray Perkins’ first year, a dear friend of mine who had a lucrative contract to roof, maintain and reroof all the buildings on the UA campus, said, not kidding in the least, “By God, I’d rather have Bear’s bones in a box sitting on the sideline than fuckin’ Perkins.” 

Watched the old school rock fight in the shoe yesterday, waiting for Sark drive to hit high gear, but shit, it didn’t happen often enough.  

Well, fuck. The essence of life is to rally, right? At least the Horns made a game of it. Tomorrow’s another day. 🏈♥️
 

 

Every single person on this board will die with some regret about our teams on our deathbed because we are sick in the head. We all die a little when we lose, or almost lose. Just know you are never alone. We welcome everyone who wallows in their sorrows here with us. 

55 minutes ago, William Bludworth said:

Every single person on this board will die with some regret about our teams on our deathbed because we are sick in the head. We all die a little when we lose, or almost lose. Just know you are never alone. We welcome everyone who wallows in their sorrows here with us. 

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20 hours ago, mdmost said:

Ryan Williams has a concussion. 

Did they ask him how old he was?

7 hours ago, Butch Had Not said:

Deboer confuses me. Skinny face with a big fat beer gut. Elko is symmetrical at least.

Spheres generally are…

Edited by lilMAC25

On 8/30/2025 at 7:01 PM, mdmost said:

Ryan Williams has a concussion. 

CFB26 Cover curse in effect 

 

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