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#151
27 minutes ago, Sal said:

Let’s see how Surly reacts when Milweewee is named as the play caller eventually 

It will be a "reassignment" disguised as a promotion. Sark gives him a toddler toy headset that doesn't actually work.

#152
12 hours ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Per some YT video he's 1-8 vs top 6 teams. So right now the guy is James fucking Franklin that this board literally shits on until proven otherwise. Kirby and Day started their careers pre current transfer portal and NIL as well so pointing to those two is fucking stupid logic.

What’s next?  Someone gonna tell me that Sark is a better recruiter than coke head Tom and Charlie the dolt?

#153
11 hours ago, TXpride said:

Oline wasn't the problem.

Weird that the qb sneak didnt work. #texasvsohiostate

I was waiting for the fake sneak pass or pitch out to Baxter like the Kansas State game a few years back.

#155
11 hours ago, TXpride said:

Oline wasn't the problem.

Weird that the qb sneak didnt work. #texasvsohiostate

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#156
18 hours ago, TXpride said:

Oline wasn't the problem.

Weird that the qb sneak didnt work. #texasvsohiostate

This is exactly what I'm talking about in terms of QB sneaks being a skill. Statue Tom Brady would have known not to just plow right at that those dudes in the middle. He would have signaled at the line and taken one step left to wedge himself right behind Stroh/Goosby

#159

Sark is an elite head coach. Easily top 5 and I'd argue top 3. He's virtually irreplaceable as a head coach. As a play caller, there are probably a couple dozen guys he could hire that would call plays as well as he has at Texas. First quarter Sark is an absolute wizard. Third quarter Sark is... Shawn Watson. Sark could win multiple championships with 80 percent of the offensive wizardry and none of the Shawn Watson. 

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#160
1 hour ago, Skipper said:

BOW is in prime form to retain his title of cuntiest poster on this board I see.  

The numbers say I’m right so you can talk shit as much as you want but sark had regressed every year in redzone offense and has been stagnant in offense regardless of talent. Not a single top 10 offense in his tenure here. But hey he’s the offensive genius!

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#162
This is where things are incredibly concerning for #Texas:In the four games against Ohio State and Georgia over the last year+ Texas is 18-62 on 3rd downs (29%)5-15 on 4th downs (33%)On 9 red zone trips, Texas has converted just three touchdowns and only 24 points total.

 

#163

and so from vogel's numbers, we got points on 4 of 9 redzone trips, which means we left 15 points on the board (i assume there are bert misses in there).....

do we go 1-3 instead of 0-4 in those games with those points?

i don't know

but i would feel much better about the final scores

#164
13 hours ago, Texasrocks said:

Sark is an elite head coach. Easily top 5 and I'd argue top 3. He's virtually irreplaceable as a head coach. As a play caller, there are probably a couple dozen guys he could hire that would call plays as well as he has at Texas. First quarter Sark is an absolute wizard. Third quarter Sark is... Shawn Watson. Sark could win multiple championships with 80 percent of the offensive wizardry and none of the Shawn Watson. 

Wizard you say...in the red zone against good teams Sark is garbage, see game film from Georgia, and ohio state and even some of the ASU game. 4th and goal qb sneak, oh yeah real wizardry to call that complicated strategic piece of offensive mastery, must have taken Sark months to draw that one up. The constant praise on Sark unreal sure he looks good against UTSA, but in clutch time against good teams Sark looks like Kirk Ferentz

#165
7 hours ago, Hagbard Celine said:

 

but i would feel much better about the final scores

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#166
15 hours ago, chitown bevo said:

Wizard you say...in the red zone against good teams Sark is garbage, see game film from Georgia, and ohio state and even some of the ASU game. 4th and goal qb sneak, oh yeah real wizardry to call that complicated strategic piece of offensive mastery, must have taken Sark months to draw that one up. The constant praise on Sark unreal sure he looks good against UTSA, but in clutch time against good teams Sark looks like Kirk Ferentz

Got Damn that’s a kick in the nuts for Sark.  

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